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(Boston.com)   Group will submit 20,000 signatures on petition to repeal First Amendment   (boston.com) divider line 6
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2012-07-24 11:56:04 AM  
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"If corporations are people then why isn't Mitt Romney in prison for murder?" - Anonymous
2012-07-24 12:05:59 PM  
2 votes:

coeyagi: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: skullkrusher: it was a witty headline. You people are gonna give yourselves skin failure

corporatoolmitter-like typing detected ;-)

Nah, he's just the Armond White of the Fark poli tab.


actually he's the skullkrusher of film critics
2012-07-24 12:44:34 PM  
1 votes:

Karac: coeyagi: HotIgneous Intruder: If it can't be killed with an assault weapon, it's not a person.

You don't think James Holmes couldn't walk into a Mom & Pop grocery store and wipe out that corporation?

Not unless he also managed to shoot up the articles of incorporation that were filed with the state.


I am sure he could steal them and then shoot the proprietors while burning the articles in a trash can.

Look, I'm not saying all "People" are easy to kill. Corporations may be the Rasputins of the "human race", but.... for God sakes, get bootstrappy and try harder!
2012-07-24 12:37:56 PM  
1 votes:

geek_mars: At the risk of getting flamed as a simpleton, I'm going to have to ask for a little help on this one. When I read the headline I was all like, "WTF!?" Then I clicked the link and I'm more like, "Oh FFS ../sigh" (with regards to the headline, not the article)

I'm not exactly new, but I haven't been around so long I recognize the trolls on sight and know what they'll post before they post it, and I'm not a TF'er, so maybe someone has some insight on this they can share with me.

The way I see it, subby is either possessed of a brilliantly sharp with or deserves to be punched in the cock. Can I get a ruling, please?


Subby is possessed of a brilliantly sharp cock. Needle-like, even.
2012-07-24 12:37:08 PM  
1 votes:
War is peace.

Ignorance is strength.

Freedom is slavery.

Money is speech.

Corporations are people.
2012-07-24 11:57:29 AM  
1 votes:

xanadian: I feel that the more power (money) you have, the more scrutiny you should endure, and the more responsibility you should exhibit.


Why do you want to punish success?
 
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