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		The Hoff trades in his '06 for a '32 model (dailymail.co.uk)		12
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Phil Ken Sebben		2012-07-24 01:49:07 PM

4 votes:

Cletus C.: If he really loved her he'd pay for some implants. Shamefully small rack.

Small > fake.

Di Atribe		2012-07-24 02:31:39 PM

2 votes:

EyeballKid: So, ladies, help me out here. In these sorts of courtships, which is the most prevalent factor: want of money, fascination with fame, or daddy issues?

Not sure. Do you think he's with her because of her sparkling personality or for her high intelligence? I'm just CERTAIN he wouldn't be with her just because she's hot. Right? Because it's only women who can be shallow.

douchebag/hater		2012-07-24 02:13:39 PM

2 votes:

Phil Ken Sebben: Cletus C.: If he really loved her he'd pay for some implants. Shamefully small rack.

Small > fake.

THIS can not be stated often enough.

LivingDeadX1		2012-07-24 05:02:14 PM

1 votes:

To illustrate just how much of a nerd I truly am... my first reaction to this picture FTA:

Was getting upset that they were gonna get damned shoe scuff-marks all over K.I.T.T.

EyeballKid		2012-07-24 02:56:16 PM

1 votes:

Di Atribe: Not sure. Do you think he's with her because of her sparkling personality or for her high intelligence? I'm just CERTAIN he wouldn't be with her just because she's hot. Right? Because it's only women who can be shallow.

As soon as the number of men dating female celebrities old enough to be their mother gets a little closer to the number of women dating male celebrities old enough to be their father, you'll have a point.

beta_plus		2012-07-24 02:12:33 PM

1 votes:

You know, for a 60+ year old alcoholic he's in great condition.

/just saying
//Hope I look that good at 60

carrion_luggage		2012-07-24 01:34:20 PM

1 votes:

I just thought of a new tongue-twister -- say it with me:

"The hot slut stuffed Hoff's stuff in her butt and muff for stuff!"

/cradle robber Baywatch humper

Hawk24		2012-07-24 01:32:19 PM

1 votes:

Alphax: I'm not sure the headline works..

Agreed. According to the headline, Hoff traded in a girlfriend born in 2006 for one born in 1932.

puckrock2000		2012-07-24 01:25:26 PM

1 votes:

But the Baywatch star isn't letting his age slow him down and was seen enjoying a game of beach volleyball in Santa Monica today.
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm not aware of any version of beach volleyball that uses Wiffle balls; then again, this is the Daily Fail we're talking about.

Barricaded Gunman		2012-07-24 01:00:10 PM

1 votes:

Studman69 and all, but she looks utterly vapid in every single shot I've seen of her, as if her only thought at all times is "Look at ME! I'm with David Hasselhoff!"