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(Daily Mail)   The Hoff trades in his '06 for a '32 model   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
    More: Spiffy, David Hasselhoff, Hayley, Peter Crouch, Britain's Got Talent, Britney Spears, Santa Monica  
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2012-07-24 12:04:12 PM
Enjoying the high life: Hayley quit her shop job shortly after meeting David to travel around the world with him

That seems a lot more convenient than having to hire a different prostitute in each country.
 
2012-07-24 12:39:40 PM
Is that the one he was going to "hoff" 60 times in one day? Hell yeah, nice pull Hoff man.
 
2012-07-24 12:41:58 PM
i209.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-24 12:43:05 PM
www.tonsoguns.com
 
2012-07-24 12:46:11 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-24 12:48:01 PM
I'm not sure the headline works..
 
2012-07-24 12:48:28 PM
Good trade!
 
2012-07-24 12:49:59 PM
So, ladies, help me out here. In these sorts of courtships, which is the most prevalent factor: want of money, fascination with fame, or daddy issues?
 
2012-07-24 12:56:59 PM
Velcro sneakers? He's 60 not 80.
 
2012-07-24 12:57:45 PM
What a '32 looks like - www.seriouswheels.com
 
2012-07-24 01:00:10 PM
Studman69 and all, but she looks utterly vapid in every single shot I've seen of her, as if her only thought at all times is "Look at ME! I'm with David Hasselhoff!"
 
2012-07-24 01:03:49 PM
She's young enough to be his granddaughter, in some rural families.
 
2012-07-24 01:05:11 PM
Ooooo, money.
 
2012-07-24 01:21:43 PM
I'd embarrass myself on her thigh.
 
2012-07-24 01:24:40 PM
Where are these women on the dating sites? Most women have these strangely precise age ranges they look for in a man. "34 to 41" for example, what the hell is that? What if you meet two days before his birthday? If he's 41 you wouldn't want to see him for more than two days?
 
2012-07-24 01:24:52 PM
If he really loved her he'd pay for some implants. Shamefully small rack.
 
2012-07-24 01:25:26 PM
But the Baywatch star isn't letting his age slow him down and was seen enjoying a game of beach volleyball in Santa Monica today.
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm not aware of any version of beach volleyball that uses Wiffle balls; then again, this is the Daily Fail we're talking about.
 
2012-07-24 01:25:38 PM
David Hasselhoff for 2012!
 
2012-07-24 01:32:19 PM

Alphax: I'm not sure the headline works..


Agreed. According to the headline, Hoff traded in a girlfriend born in 2006 for one born in 1932.
 
2012-07-24 01:33:57 PM

Hawk24: Alphax: I'm not sure the headline works..

Agreed. According to the headline, Hoff traded in a girlfriend born in 2006 for one born in 1932.


Either that, or she won't be born for 20 more years.
 
2012-07-24 01:34:20 PM
I just thought of a new tongue-twister -- say it with me:

"The hot slut stuffed Hoff's stuff in her butt and muff for stuff!"

/cradle robber Baywatch humper
 
2012-07-24 01:36:35 PM

puckrock2000: But the Baywatch star isn't letting his age slow him down and was seen enjoying a game of beach volleyball in Santa Monica today.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x645]

I'm not aware of any version of beach volleyball that uses Wiffle balls; then again, this is the Daily Fail we're talking about.


Why is he wearing cycling shoes?
 
2012-07-24 01:41:18 PM
 
2012-07-24 01:47:14 PM
He was dating a 6 year old but is now dating an 80 year old?

That guy has issues.
 
2012-07-24 01:49:07 PM

Cletus C.: If he really loved her he'd pay for some implants. Shamefully small rack.


Small > fake.
 
2012-07-24 01:53:49 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Where are these women on the dating sites? Most women have these strangely precise age ranges they look for in a man. "34 to 41" for example, what the hell is that? What if you meet two days before his birthday? If he's 41 you wouldn't want to see him for more than two days?


Well, in case you have the wealth of cash available to someone like The Hoff, check out seekingarrangement.com
 
2012-07-24 02:01:59 PM

EyeballKid: So, ladies, help me out here. In these sorts of courtships, which is the most prevalent factor: want of money, fascination with fame, or daddy issues?


Have you considered that perhaps it's true love? That maybe, just maybe, in this great big lonely universe, against all odds, two insignificant specs managed to find in each other the perfect soul match? That rather than a 'vapid, starchasing golddigger with a dirty old famous man' dynamic, perhaps they have a beautiful relationship built on trust, respect, and a mutual connection. Perhaps what they share is beautiful, and we're all the unlucky ones for not being able to see that. Our own failed relationships blinding us to the real thing. Our frailties and weaknesses resulting in an act of Jungian projection, causing us to see in the Hoff and his lady friend that which we most hate in ourselves.

Well, have you?
 
2012-07-24 02:05:40 PM

puckrock2000: I'm not aware of any version of beach volleyball that uses Wiffle balls; then again, this is the Daily Fail we're talking about.


He's also wearing bandages (or kneepads) on his knees and what appear to be orthopedic shoes.
 
2012-07-24 02:10:08 PM

dalovindj: EyeballKid: So, ladies, help me out here. In these sorts of courtships, which is the most prevalent factor: want of money, fascination with fame, or daddy issues?

Have you considered that perhaps it's true love? That maybe, just maybe, in this great big lonely universe, against all odds, two insignificant specs managed to find in each other the perfect soul match? That rather than a 'vapid, starchasing golddigger with a dirty old famous man' dynamic, perhaps they have a beautiful relationship built on trust, respect, and a mutual connection. Perhaps what they share is beautiful, and we're all the unlucky ones for not being able to see that. Our own failed relationships blinding us to the real thing. Our frailties and weaknesses resulting in an act of Jungian projection, causing us to see in the Hoff and his lady friend that which we most hate in ourselves.

Well, have you?


Got it. Daddy issues, then.
 
2012-07-24 02:12:33 PM
You know, for a 60+ year old alcoholic he's in great condition.

/just saying
//Hope I look that good at 60
 
2012-07-24 02:13:39 PM

Phil Ken Sebben: Cletus C.: If he really loved her he'd pay for some implants. Shamefully small rack.

Small > fake.


THIS can not be stated often enough.
 
2012-07-24 02:16:07 PM
I hate that man.
/by hate, I mean I'm jealous
 
2012-07-24 02:31:39 PM

EyeballKid: So, ladies, help me out here. In these sorts of courtships, which is the most prevalent factor: want of money, fascination with fame, or daddy issues?


Not sure. Do you think he's with her because of her sparkling personality or for her high intelligence? I'm just CERTAIN he wouldn't be with her just because she's hot. Right? Because it's only women who can be shallow.
 
2012-07-24 02:39:16 PM

EyeballKid: So, ladies, help me out here. In these sorts of courtships, which is the most prevalent factor: want of money, fascination with fame, or daddy issues?


In this case, I'm guessing all money and fame. If it was daddy issues, she'd probably already be hooked up with some old dude in the trailer park.
 
2012-07-24 02:45:58 PM
I like a petite woman. Your legs don't go numb when she sits in your lap.
 
2012-07-24 02:46:12 PM
Not to go all studman69, but cheeseflat :\
 
2012-07-24 02:54:17 PM
Digger, gold.

Also, Hoff, hassel.
 
2012-07-24 02:56:16 PM

Di Atribe: Not sure. Do you think he's with her because of her sparkling personality or for her high intelligence? I'm just CERTAIN he wouldn't be with her just because she's hot. Right? Because it's only women who can be shallow.


As soon as the number of men dating female celebrities old enough to be their mother gets a little closer to the number of women dating male celebrities old enough to be their father, you'll have a point.
 
2012-07-24 03:06:28 PM
The Hoff knows the deliciousness of young flesh and good for him.
Who wants a saggy baggy girlfriend?
 
2012-07-24 03:09:00 PM

EyeballKid: Di Atribe: Not sure. Do you think he's with her because of her sparkling personality or for her high intelligence? I'm just CERTAIN he wouldn't be with her just because she's hot. Right? Because it's only women who can be shallow.

As soon as the number of men dating female celebrities old enough to be their mother gets a little closer to the number of women dating male celebrities old enough to be their father, you'll have a point.


So let me get this straight. You believe that his intentions are totally pure & he's with her for love and it couldn't POSSIBLY be because she's hot. No no. She's only a golddigger and a famewhore. SHE'S a slut* who is just taking advantage of poor old Mr. Hasselhoff, right? There'sno way that they're both shallow, right? And it's impossible that they're both in this relationship willingly. She tricked him!

*any attractive woman who is banging anyone but you
 
2012-07-24 03:16:09 PM

Di Atribe: EyeballKid: Di Atribe: Not sure. Do you think he's with her because of her sparkling personality or for her high intelligence? I'm just CERTAIN he wouldn't be with her just because she's hot. Right? Because it's only women who can be shallow.

As soon as the number of men dating female celebrities old enough to be their mother gets a little closer to the number of women dating male celebrities old enough to be their father, you'll have a point.

So let me get this straight. You believe that his intentions are totally pure & he's with her for love and it couldn't POSSIBLY be because she's hot. No no. She's only a golddigger and a famewhore. SHE'S a slut* who is just taking advantage of poor old Mr. Hasselhoff, right? There'sno way that they're both shallow, right? And it's impossible that they're both in this relationship willingly. She tricked him!

*any attractive woman who is banging anyone but you


You are both arguing different things.
 
2012-07-24 03:23:45 PM

Carousel Beast: You are both arguing different things.


No. I am merely saying that they're both shallow, so it's unfair to criticize one and not the other.
 
2012-07-24 03:28:02 PM

Di Atribe: EyeballKid: Di Atribe: Not sure. Do you think he's with her because of her sparkling personality or for her high intelligence? I'm just CERTAIN he wouldn't be with her just because she's hot. Right? Because it's only women who can be shallow.

As soon as the number of men dating female celebrities old enough to be their mother gets a little closer to the number of women dating male celebrities old enough to be their father, you'll have a point.

So let me get this straight. You believe that his intentions are totally pure & he's with her for love and it couldn't POSSIBLY be because she's hot. No no. She's only a golddigger and a famewhore. SHE'S a slut* who is just taking advantage of poor old Mr. Hasselhoff, right? There'sno way that they're both shallow, right? And it's impossible that they're both in this relationship willingly. She tricked him!

*any attractive woman who is banging anyone but you


No, it's perfectly natural to find attraction in a person who has more crow's feet than a Hekyl & Jeckly marathon and is a worldwide punchline. I'm certain they both have a lot of common experiences to share, like he was on Knight Rider, and her Garmin tells her how to get to his house. Or, he was on Baywatch, and she was a lifeguard at her town's public pool when she was in high school.
 
2012-07-24 03:37:26 PM

EyeballKid: No, it's perfectly natural to find attraction in a person who has more crow's feet than a Hekyl & Jeckly marathon and is a worldwide punchline. I'm certain they both have a lot of common experiences to share, like he was on Knight Rider, and her Garmin tells her how to get to his house. Or, he was on Baywatch, and she was a lifeguard at her town's public pool when she was in high school.


So she's just using him, right? Is that what you're so outraged about? I'm sure he really likes her for her personality.

Do you think she's somehow stealing from him? Or that he's entered into this relationship unwillingly? There are a lot of women would totally do the Hoff. He was farking Knight Rider for godsakes. You think he can't just find someone his own age & in his income bracket? Should all of his potential girlfriends submit applications to you so they can be approved as worthy by some jealous prick on the internet?
 
2012-07-24 03:39:30 PM

Di Atribe: EyeballKid: No, it's perfectly natural to find attraction in a person who has more crow's feet than a Hekyl & Jeckly marathon and is a worldwide punchline. I'm certain they both have a lot of common experiences to share, like he was on Knight Rider, and her Garmin tells her how to get to his house. Or, he was on Baywatch, and she was a lifeguard at her town's public pool when she was in high school.

So she's just using him, right? Is that what you're so outraged about? I'm sure he really likes her for her personality.

Do you think she's somehow stealing from him? Or that he's entered into this relationship unwillingly? There are a lot of women would totally do the Hoff. He was farking Knight Rider for godsakes. You think he can't just find someone his own age & in his income bracket? Should all of his potential girlfriends submit applications to you so they can be approved as worthy by some jealous prick on the internet?


Not jealous, more amused. Fight it all you want, it IS a gender-specific phenomenon.
 
2012-07-24 03:40:39 PM

Phil Ken Sebben: Cletus C.: If he really loved her he'd pay for some implants. Shamefully small rack.

Small > fake.


Even as an unabashed fan of "more than a handful" endowments, I have to concur. Aww, who am I kidding, I'm a renaissance man, I like them all.

Di Atribe: . SHE'S a slut* who is just taking advantage of poor old Mr. Hasselhoff, right? There'sno way that they're both shallow, right? And it's impossible that they're both in this relationship willingly. She tricked him!

*any attractive woman who is banging anyone but you


Actually, sluts do it because they enjoy sex. If she was taking advantage of The Hoff, she'd be a whore. And a "biatch" is an attractive woman who is banging anyone but you. :)
 
2012-07-24 03:40:57 PM

EyeballKid: Not jealous, more amused. Fight it all you want, it IS a gender-specific phenomenon.


Yeeeeeeeeeeeah just like dudes going after hot girls for how they look and not who they are or if they have a personality or if they're sane is also a gender-specific phenomenon. Why are you fighting it? It goes both ways, man.

And you don't sound amused. You sound bitter.
 
2012-07-24 03:47:17 PM

Di Atribe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeah just like dudes going after hot girls for how they look and not who they are or if they have a personality or if they're sane is also a gender-specific phenomenon. Why are you fighting it? It goes both ways, man.


Yeah, see, that's evolution. Physical attraction is often based on the inherent "keep the bloodline going" thing that leads to some rather foolish behavior at times. But, it makes sense. Hey, you look like you could reproduce, you have great breasts (for, I dunno, feeding a child?) and awesome hips (delivery of said child), let's screw. Of course, that isn't what we say aloud, but I don't think physical attraction is as easily manipulatible (bra-full-of-lies notwithstanding) as other aspects.

Now, compare that to, "Ooooooh! He's on TV!"


Or, maybe the heart wants what it wants, and I'm looking too much into some minutae in order to make a shiat day slightly more amusing. I'll concede that.
 
2012-07-24 03:47:41 PM

Di Atribe: Carousel Beast: You are both arguing different things.

No. I am merely saying that they're both shallow, so it's unfair to criticize one and not the other.


I understand what you're saying (and I agree with you), His argument is from the goldigger side of it, not the sugardaddy side. Women are in the grubbing position more often than men - how often do you see an old, fat, ugly rich woman with a boy toy? Mind you, the reason for that is on the guy side (younger and older), but as I said, you're arguing different things.
 
2012-07-24 03:51:52 PM

Cletus C.: If he really loved her he'd pay for some implants. Shamefully small rack.


You shut your mouth. Fake boobs are destroying the world.
 
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