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(Yahoo)   Bats like to eat fornicating flies because they are attracted to the sex noises, plus it makes its own sauce   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 17
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2012-07-24 08:41:06 AM
the bats had difficulty picking up sitting or walking flies, whose feint sounds are masked by background echoes

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2012-07-24 09:31:09 AM

BurnShrike: feint


Maybe the flies were fencing? I'd love to see those tiny foils, but wouldn't they get stuck in the bat's teeth?
 
2012-07-24 09:39:32 AM

sno man: BurnShrike: feint

Maybe the flies were fencing? I'd love to see those tiny foils, but wouldn't they get stuck in the bat's teeth?


Are you kidding? It's like food that brings its own toothpick. Very convenient.
 
2012-07-24 09:40:37 AM
you are disgusting, subby.
 
2012-07-24 12:38:19 PM
gross.
 
2012-07-24 12:38:36 PM
So it's an example of getting to eat the best (because the weak don't reproduce) while they are distracted. Bats certainly can't be the only ones that do this.
 
2012-07-24 12:42:08 PM
i lol'ed at subby, very well done.....nasty....but funny.....
 
2012-07-24 12:50:15 PM

dj_spanmaster: So it's an example of getting to eat the best (because the weak don't reproduce) while they are distracted. Bats certainly can't be the only ones that do this.


Big deal.

Humans get eaten all the time during sex.
 
2012-07-24 12:55:47 PM

weapon13: dj_spanmaster: So it's an example of getting to eat the best (because the weak don't reproduce) while they are distracted. Bats certainly can't be the only ones that do this.

Big deal.

Humans get eaten all the time during sex.


By other humans! Not the same.
 
2012-07-24 12:57:57 PM

weapon13: dj_spanmaster: So it's an example of getting to eat the best (because the weak don't reproduce) while they are distracted. Bats certainly can't be the only ones that do this.

Big deal.

Humans get eaten all the time during sex.


Hundreds of couples get attacked by rampaging bats during sex, each year. This is another issue Old Glory Insurance company also covers.
 
2012-07-24 01:00:08 PM
Oooo cannibalism.

FAP FAP FAP
 
2012-07-24 01:14:11 PM
Bats get two-for-one meal.
 
2012-07-24 02:05:16 PM
EEWWWW!
 
2012-07-24 03:25:36 PM
Cock Blocker.
 
2012-07-24 03:56:23 PM
"We can't screw here! This is bat country!"

// Also: You can catch more flies with Honey.
 
2012-07-24 07:24:47 PM
Bats, the Jason Vorhees of sexually mature flies...
 
2012-07-27 07:08:51 PM
That would explain every slasher movie ever. Fornicating teenagers making sex sounds means 2 for 1 kills.
 
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