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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Florida man shoots himself in the hand, then asks police officers to come with him to his house to "make his guns safe," entirely forgetting about the massive grow operation on the second floor. Florida Man   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 34
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2012-07-24 11:48:55 AM
The levels of derp, they're off the charts
 
2012-07-24 11:48:57 AM
Sounds like he shot himself in the foot.
 
2012-07-24 11:50:10 AM
Triangle man hates Florida Man?
 
2012-07-24 11:50:36 AM
The Sunshine Stupidity State
 
2012-07-24 11:52:06 AM
Let me guess, he said "I've never seen those before"
 
2012-07-24 11:54:25 AM
Whadda' Dope.
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2012-07-24 11:56:18 AM
The husband, John Pardus, denied being involved in the marijuana operation and said his wife "is the only person who utilizes the second floor," investigators said.


Next: Divorce
 
2012-07-24 11:58:56 AM
Ah yes, more imported trash from the north.
 
2012-07-24 11:59:57 AM
FTA: "Kimberly Pardus, a Daytona Beach Shores Publix bakery employee, told investigators she and her husband discussed setting up the grow house after he returned from overseas where he worked as civilian government contractor".

Government contractor? So I'm guessing he did not grow that himself?

amidoingitright?.jpg
 
2012-07-24 12:01:07 PM
A contractor in my old hood was getting arrested for tax evasion and asked the cops if he could check on something in the house. They agreed and of course followed him in to see his moderate sized grow op.

Just let it go man, because it's gone.
 
2012-07-24 12:02:28 PM
1. Shoot self in hand using a loaded gun you know nothing about
2. Go to hospital and get reported
3. Invite the police into your home to "make your guns safe" which in this case means taking them away from this moran before he kills someone.
4. Have cops discover your grow operation that's going full bore
5. Blame wife for everything
6. profit?
 
2012-07-24 12:04:08 PM
wow... that was pretty stupid...

Also, subtard 40 something plants isn't a massive grow operation... that's like personal use sized
 
2012-07-24 12:04:16 PM

Pauly Math: Triangle man hates Florida Man?


Police Man hates Florida Man
They have a fight, Police Man wins
degraded man, Florida Man
 
2012-07-24 12:04:31 PM
If evolution actually existed this man would not have left the womb.
 
2012-07-24 12:04:40 PM

tukatz: The husband, John Pardus, denied being involved in the marijuana operation and said his wife "is the only person who utilizes the second floor," investigators said.

Next: Divorce


Well, yeah. She has a big mouth. He's a dumb ass, obviously, and makes bad decisions. Back to government contracting, as it seems a perfect fit. Too bad that career is no longer available. Oh well, see you under the various I-95 bridges, dude.
 
2012-07-24 12:08:02 PM
In case anybody has a question...

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2012-07-24 12:15:06 PM
Agrees, but "Thought I told you to shut up!"


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2012-07-24 12:23:14 PM
 
2012-07-24 12:24:56 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ah yes, more imported trash from the north.


We need somewhere to send the trash. Even New Jersey won't take it. :-p
 
2012-07-24 12:33:28 PM
I find it difficult to believe that people are this stupid yet every day there are stories like this.
 
2012-07-24 12:41:59 PM
Florida man shoots himself in the hand, then ask police officers to come with him to his house to "make his guns safe," entirely forgetting about the massive grow operation on the second floor. Florida Man

Florida man, Florida Man
Doing the things like a Floridian can
What's he like? It's not important
Florida man

Is he a hick, or have a redneck?
Go drinkin' and drivin' before the sun has set?
Makin' meth in a soda can,
God only knows, Florida man

Florida Man, Florida Man
Florida man shoots hisself in the hand
Cops come inside, find a weed growin' plan
Imprisoned man, Florida Man
 
2012-07-24 12:42:13 PM

Fano: Pauly Math: Triangle man hates Florida Man?

Police Man hates Florida Man
They have a fight, Police Man wins
degraded man, Florida Man


And I've gotten what I came here for.
 
2012-07-24 12:45:34 PM

Dahnkster: FTA: "Kimberly Pardus, a Daytona Beach Shores Publix bakery employee, told investigators she and her husband discussed setting up the grow house after he returned from overseas where he worked as civilian government contractor".

Government contractor? So I'm guessing he did not grow that himself?

amidoingitright?.jpg


She did all the work and he took some of the profit. Makes sense.
 
2012-07-24 12:55:00 PM
Reminds me of the story where this florida couple called the cops on themselves because the girlfriend was being all suicidal, and as soon as they walk in and follow the blood trail, it leads to their pot growing operation...
 
2012-07-24 12:55:03 PM

Pauly Math: Triangle man hates Florida Man?


As a man in the Triangle, yes!
 
2012-07-24 01:15:37 PM

grinding_journalist: Florida man shoots himself in the hand, then ask police officers to come with him to his house to "make his guns safe," entirely forgetting about the massive grow operation on the second floor. Florida Man

Florida man, Florida Man
Doing the things like a Floridian can
What's he like? It's not important
Florida man

Is he a hick, or have a redneck?
Go drinkin' and drivin' before the sun has set?
Makin' meth in a soda can,
God only knows, Florida man

Florida Man, Florida Man
Florida man shoots hisself in the hand
Cops come inside, find a weed growin' plan
Imprisoned man, Florida Man


This needs to be a photoshop contest.

Quick FloridaMan! To the nursing home!
 
2012-07-24 01:52:29 PM

Sleazy_as_Pie: Quick FloridaMan! To the nursing homePsych ward!

 
2012-07-24 01:53:02 PM
There's noway to make him "safe" from his own stupidity.
 
2012-07-24 04:02:13 PM

lewismarktwo: A contractor in my old hood was getting arrested for tax evasion and asked the cops if he could check on something in the house. They agreed and of course followed him in to see his moderate sized grow op.

Just let it go man, because it's gone.


If they didn't have his consent or a warrant, then the entry was illegal.
 
2012-07-24 04:33:43 PM
Ah yes, the unfortunate tendency of those who smoke too much to actually forget that the stuff is illegal.

On public transpo the other day, I listened to a skater boy tell a friend to have a "J" ready for him when he got there. He spoke loudly, clearly, and repeated the instruction several times. There were maybe 7 people on the whole bus. Ooo, way to speak in code, kid. Smooth. He was lucky there were no cops on the bus, or at least, no cops who gave a rat's.

I see behavior like this all the time. What a weird drug, that it makes a person bust themselves for using it.

/pro-legalization, btw
 
2012-07-24 04:34:46 PM
told police he accidentally shot himself while handling a .22-caliber handgun he was unfamiliar with and did not know how to make it safe,


Protip Putting your hand over the muzzle is not it.
 
2012-07-24 04:40:57 PM

Dahnkster


FTA: "Kimberly Pardus, a Daytona Beach Shores Publix bakery employee, told investigators she and her husband discussed setting up the grow house after he returned from overseas where he worked as civilian government contractor".

Government contractor? So I'm guessing he did not grow that himself?


He was the prime: he subbed most of the work out to various 8A growers.
 
2012-07-24 06:38:00 PM
grinding_journalist: Florida man shoots himself in the hand, then ask police officers to come with him to his house to "make his guns safe," entirely forgetting about the massive grow operation on the second floor. Florida Man

Florida man, Florida Man
Doing the things like a Floridian can
What's he like? It's not important
Florida man

Is he a hick, or have a redneck?
Go drinkin' and drivin' before the sun has set?
Makin' meth in a soda can,
God only knows, Florida man

Florida Man, Florida Man
Florida man shoots hisself in the hand
Cops come inside, find a weed growin' plan
Imprisoned man, Florida Man

Epically Awesome
 
2012-07-24 07:31:56 PM
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