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(My Fox DC)   Cute ass cheetah cubs want you to stare long and hard into their deep blue eyes (w/ pic)   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 19
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2012-07-24 09:52:52 AM  
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Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have I done!

I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood it seeks
That's where we begin our story!

The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!

College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
with a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset

I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!

I was in my laboratory
Creating what I thought would be...
Well...
Something great for the World
A two headed cat!
You could pet one kitty's head
Then pet the other kitty's head
But little did I know the power of Atomic Energy
Would create
A two headed
Man-Eating Monster!

The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!

Two heads..... of terror!
 
2012-07-24 09:53:19 AM  

The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!

Two heads..... of terror!


I think we're done here.
 
2012-07-24 10:00:10 AM  
Zaphod Beeblebrox wants his cat back.
 
2012-07-24 10:01:05 AM  
A genetically modified creature devouring all the New Kids On The Block?
...i'm ok with this
 
2012-07-24 10:14:37 AM  
Cute ass-cheetahs, anyone?
 
2012-07-24 10:18:13 AM  
Primitive Screwhead

Wow. Awesome. Thanks for the laughs!!!
 
2012-07-24 10:18:43 AM  
...while momma cheetah sneaks up behind you to bite your head off.

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2012-07-24 10:19:20 AM  
Cmon, fark. We're not doing the "Ugly-ass cheetah cubs etc etc" meme anymore?
 
2012-07-24 10:24:46 AM  
Cats with blue eyes, you say?

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2012-07-24 10:43:50 AM  
Glad they're reproducing; I heard Cheetah's never prosper.
 
2012-07-24 10:51:25 AM  
I thought blue eyes gave you bad glare in sunny environments. So Cheetahs never really have blue eyes I'm guessing?
 
2012-07-24 11:02:32 AM  
DuneCats as depictured above & ANY KITTENS have blue eyes when young enough. Siamese & mixes thereof have, or may have, lifelong blue eyes.
d'awwwww .....
 
2012-07-24 11:05:17 AM  
What's an ass cheetah?
 
2012-07-24 11:06:01 AM  
They look so lifelike!
 
2012-07-24 11:09:39 AM  
Someone say cheetah?

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/not mine
 
2012-07-24 11:16:50 AM  

John Napkintosh: Cute ass-cheetahs, anyone?


Came for this, and for that, I thank ye.
 
2012-07-24 03:49:29 PM  
By coincidence i had two adult cheetahs drink water out of my hands on Saturday. Really raspy tongues!
 
2012-07-24 04:31:13 PM  
 
2012-07-24 08:52:57 PM  
They couldn't get better pictures than that? Those look like they were taken on a ten year old camera phone.
 
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