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(Mankato Free Press)   Headline about police responding to naked bean bag game is okay, but could have been true Fark gold if they'd used the other name the article gives for the game   (mankatofreepress.com) divider line 36
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2012-07-24 10:43:28 AM
The rare times I go to bars with this game the people don't like it when I point out the official name for it is "Cornholing."

"So Bob and Doug, you two planning on doing some Cornholing tonight?"
 
2012-07-24 10:43:52 AM
Instead, subby has to settle for a less corny headline that isn't worth beans
 
2012-07-24 10:44:22 AM
Serious tossers play cornhole and get arrested?

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2012-07-24 10:48:49 AM

MightyPez: The rare times I go to bars with this game the people don't like it when I point out the official name for it is "Cornholing."

"So Bob and Doug, you two planning on doing some Cornholing tonight?"


I thought it was Neal and Bob. Wait, are we talking about their names or what they do?
 
2012-07-24 10:49:50 AM
Expecting endorsement from American Cornhole Assocation

/bonus: Opryland Gaylord
 
2012-07-24 10:50:11 AM
It's good thing the police took the time to fine this drunken naked guy instead of busting a thief rapist or murderer. It's also great that this guys neighbors decided to call the cops instead of asking/yelling at the guy to put some clothes on.

That said the drunken dumbass got what he deserved.
 
2012-07-24 10:51:32 AM
The pig should have been arrested for being a peeping tom and subjected to the sex offender list
 
2012-07-24 10:52:38 AM

Egoy3k: It's good thing the police took the time to fine this drunken naked guy instead of busting a thief rapist or murderer. It's also great that this guys neighbors decided to call the cops instead of asking/yelling at the guy to put some clothes on.

That said the drunken dumbass got what he deserved.


A thief rapist wouldn't be a bad idea.
 
2012-07-24 10:52:39 AM
Around here players call that game cornhole too. There's tournaments and weekly matches and everything. I just can't get behind a game with that name though, sorry.
 
2012-07-24 10:52:45 AM
In full view of traffic no less. That's pretty ballsy.
 
2012-07-24 10:54:06 AM
So is it like midget tossing but you use old ladies instead?
 
2012-07-24 10:57:07 AM

MightyPez: The rare times I go to bars with this game the people don't like it when I point out the official name for it is "Cornholing."

"So Bob and Doug, you two planning on doing some Cornholing tonight?"


You said "Cornholing" twice.
 
2012-07-24 11:01:10 AM

Bendal: Around here players call that game cornhole too. There's tournaments and weekly matches and everything. I just can't get behind a game with that name though, sorry.


What you did there...
 
2012-07-24 11:02:36 AM
bag tossers
sack of beans
corn hole

What I like best about this story is how the police stole his phone, wallet and money. Hey, why not hotwire his car and drive away?
 
2012-07-24 11:02:53 AM

Bob's Your Uncle: Expecting endorsement from American Cornhole Assocation

/bonus: Opryland Gaylord


Parody? Joke site? I hope?
 
2012-07-24 11:05:09 AM

Bendal: Around here players call that game cornhole too. There's tournaments and weekly matches and everything. I just can't get behind a game with that name though, sorry.


It's better to get behind it than in front of it.
 
2012-07-24 11:05:26 AM

I was sold on the first three words of the article:

Serious Bag Tossers.

I should have a hat or a shirt that says, "Serious Bag Tosser." I should.



Rufus Lee King: bighairyguy: So is it like midget tossing but you use old ladies instead?

No, no. That would be the "Trondheim Hammer Dance".


Then you beat them on the head with round sticks or "kleodels."
 
2012-07-24 11:08:11 AM
...yes, naked tossers arrested while cornholing.
Subby did miss that opportunity, and likely because he'd just gotten out of jail.
 
2012-07-24 11:11:17 AM

King Something: MightyPez: The rare times I go to bars with this game the people don't like it when I point out the official name for it is "Cornholing."

"So Bob and Doug, you two planning on doing some Cornholing tonight?"

You said "Cornholing" twice.


I like Co... HEY WAIT!
 
2012-07-24 11:21:35 AM
I'm just shocked the cops didn't kick his door in, tase him, then sic the K-9 on him when he refused to answer the door.
 
2012-07-24 11:23:35 AM
I didn't think it would be there, then there it was...

http://www.fansedge.com/Penn-State-Nittany-Lions-Cornhole-XL-Tailgat e- Toss-_-75014789_PD.html

/flabbergasted
 
2012-07-24 11:32:40 AM

Bob's Your Uncle: I didn't think it would be there, then there it was...

http://www.fansedge.com/Penn-State-Nittany-Lions-Cornhole-XL-Tailgat e- Toss-_-75014789_PD.html

/flabbergasted


i.imgur.com

To be re-named "The Sandusky-Paterno Legacy" game.

/now a collectors item
 
2012-07-24 11:38:24 AM
Huh. I guess from the GIS for "testicle toss", this is called ladder golf in polite company.

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We didnt know what to tell grandma the game was called when she asked what we were playing at the family reunion..
 
2012-07-24 11:39:28 AM
www.hillbillygames.com
 
2012-07-24 11:40:09 AM
I bow to Uncle Bob. You have awesome Google-fu! A link that ties Penn State and the art of Cornhole. I'm speechless.
 
2012-07-24 11:51:19 AM
betterthanblank.org
 
2012-07-24 11:53:44 AM

Cyno01: Huh. I guess from the GIS for "testicle toss", this is called ladder golf in polite company.



We didnt know what to tell grandma the game was called when she asked what we were playing at the family reunion..


I've always heard it called Hillbilly Golf.
 
2012-07-24 12:04:38 PM
Thank god the heroic police were able to prevent citizens from seeing genitals.
 
2012-07-24 12:10:09 PM
I laugh driving past the bar around here that has a weekly co-ed cornhole tourney, and advertises it on the marquee
 
2012-07-24 12:35:24 PM

Cyno01: Huh. I guess from the GIS for "testicle toss", this is called ladder golf in polite company.

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We didnt know what to tell grandma the game was called when she asked what we were playing at the family reunion..


That's a fun drinking game but I always seem to end up with the blue balls.
 
2012-07-24 12:37:57 PM
FTFA: Saying the clothing was now evidence, Blackstock confiscated a pair of shorts with a belt, a tank top shirt, a pair of green Hanes boxers, a Droid cellphone, about $16 in cash and a black wallet with the suspect's driver's license inside.


WHAT THE FARK?!? So now the guy can't get dressed (at least conveniently), and even though the cash in his wallet has DICK to do with any of this, he gets it confiscated.

Enjoy your free lunch, pig.
 
2012-07-24 12:39:54 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I should have a hat or a shirt that says, "Serious Bag Tosser." I should.


ditto
 
2012-07-24 12:52:42 PM

ukcsmajor: Egoy3k: It's good thing the police took the time to fine this drunken naked guy instead of busting a thief rapist or murderer. It's also great that this guys neighbors decided to call the cops instead of asking/yelling at the guy to put some clothes on.

That said the drunken dumbass got what he deserved.

A thief rapist wouldn't be a bad idea.


The extra penetration damage when attacking from behind isn't worth the 10% experience penalty.
 
2012-07-24 12:56:21 PM

Coffee Snob: I'm just shocked the cops didn't kick his door in, tase him, then sic the K-9 on him when he refused to answer the door.


I was thinking the same thing. Maybe there is hope for the police.
 
2012-07-24 02:22:41 PM
This was a block away from the house I grew up in. Don't know too many people in the neighborhood anymore.
 
2012-07-24 07:02:10 PM
I used to work at a stuffy financial company where everyone dressed a bit formally. On certain occasions, someone would walk over and excitedly invite us to come and join the game of Cornhole! with a totally straight face. Those playing were whooping it up with laughter; possibly they were less clueless than the one inviting us, and were making double entendres the whole time.
 
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