bighairyguy: Did they convert it to a detachable penis?
lenfromak: bighairyguy: Did they convert it to a detachable penis?He'll find it on Second Avenue lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
GenghisX: lenfromak: bighairyguy: Did they convert it to a detachable penis?He'll find it on Second Avenue lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.I'm selling it for 22 bucks, but I could be talked down to 17.
BurnShrike: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 281x351]ABOVE: Fei Lin recovers in hospital after having his penis chopped offI don't think he's going to "recover". Those things don't just grow back. Poor guy.He's got his hand on his forehead like he's thinking "Goddammit, now I have to sit down to pee".And why is the whole village standing around watching him lie there?
Prevailing Wind: So as you are sleeping, men run in cover your face, hold you down, and cut off your penis so fast you don't even feel a thing, you just look down, see you are bleeding and your penis is gone?Well. Thank you subby. I will never farking sleep again.
SkylineRecords: I'm just glad he can't go pee pee in my Coke anymore.
Jlop985: It was men that did this?They broke one of the most important rules of the man code- do not attack another man's junk unless it is a matter of life or death. Shame on them; they must turn in their man cards within 48 hours.
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