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2012-07-24 08:46:31 AM  
And here I thought it was mightier.
 
2012-07-24 09:23:38 AM  
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

ABOVE: Fei Lin recovers in hospital after having his penis chopped off

I don't think he's going to "recover". Those things don't just grow back. Poor guy.

He's got his hand on his forehead like he's thinking "Goddammit, now I have to sit down to pee".

And why is the whole village standing around watching him lie there?
 
2012-07-24 09:44:38 AM  
Did they convert it to a detachable penis?
 
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2012-07-24 09:48:10 AM  
YOIKES!!!!

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2012-07-24 09:50:12 AM  
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2012-07-24 09:50:31 AM  

bighairyguy: Did they convert it to a detachable penis?


He'll find it on Second Avenue lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
 
2012-07-24 09:52:38 AM  
 
2012-07-24 09:53:26 AM  

lenfromak: bighairyguy: Did they convert it to a detachable penis?

He'll find it on Second Avenue lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.


I'm selling it for 22 bucks, but I could be talked down to 17.
 
2012-07-24 10:01:47 AM  
Spotted fleeing the area:
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2012-07-24 10:02:20 AM  

GenghisX: lenfromak: bighairyguy: Did they convert it to a detachable penis?

He'll find it on Second Avenue lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.

I'm selling it for 22 bucks, but I could be talked down to 17.


I'm pretty sure he already checked the medicine cabinet
 
2012-07-24 10:03:52 AM  
spd.fotolog.com

/obligatory
 
2012-07-24 10:08:09 AM  
That doesn't make them gay.
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Does it?
 
2012-07-24 10:14:26 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Offers their condolences
 
2012-07-24 10:16:48 AM  
so he's a dickweed he had SEX with local women. i DON'T have sex. QID i have nothing to fear.
 
2012-07-24 10:27:24 AM  
Came expecting African penis theft panic.
 
2012-07-24 10:32:10 AM  

BurnShrike: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 281x351]

ABOVE: Fei Lin recovers in hospital after having his penis chopped off

I don't think he's going to "recover". Those things don't just grow back. Poor guy.

He's got his hand on his forehead like he's thinking "Goddammit, now I have to sit down to pee".

And why is the whole village standing around watching him lie there?


Those are of course the local woman he was engaged in affairs with....
 
2012-07-24 10:36:37 AM  
So as you are sleeping, men run in cover your face, hold you down, and cut off your penis so fast you don't even feel a thing, you just look down, see you are bleeding and your penis is gone?

Well. Thank you subby. I will never farking sleep again.
 
2012-07-24 10:44:24 AM  

Prevailing Wind: So as you are sleeping, men run in cover your face, hold you down, and cut off your penis so fast you don't even feel a thing, you just look down, see you are bleeding and your penis is gone?

Well. Thank you subby. I will never farking sleep again.


Could alcohol have been involved?

Maybe in the jar they're going to preserve it in.
 
2012-07-24 10:49:55 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2012-07-24 10:52:18 AM  
I'm just glad he can't go pee pee in my Coke anymore.
 
2012-07-24 11:06:19 AM  
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!!

Whew, ok ... think I got that out of my

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH!!!!

Nope, still terrifying
 
2012-07-24 11:12:38 AM  
Apparently, Lorena Bobbit has a small following in rural China....
 
2012-07-24 11:15:18 AM  
cltampa.com
 
2012-07-24 11:15:28 AM  
Rere's the money, Rebowski?
 
2012-07-24 11:22:25 AM  
Came for King Missile, left satisfied
 
2012-07-24 11:39:43 AM  
"A MAN is recovering in hospital after four men broke into his flat and cut off his penis."

Dudes, not cool. Not cool...
 
2012-07-24 11:41:17 AM  
That's just wong.
 
2012-07-24 11:45:48 AM  
I love the headline above the story : The One That Got Away

Sounds like they practice catch and release ?
 
2012-07-24 12:16:53 PM  
That's why I keep mine chained to the desk...
 
2012-07-24 02:59:45 PM  

SkylineRecords: I'm just glad he can't go pee pee in my Coke anymore.


I hate myself for crying laughing at this.

/actually called husband to tell him this with tears running down my face.
 
2012-07-24 03:13:34 PM  
it won't be long now.
 
2012-07-24 04:15:58 PM  
It was men that did this?

They broke one of the most important rules of the man code- do not attack another man's junk unless it is a matter of life or death. Shame on them; they must turn in their man cards within 48 hours.
 
2012-07-24 05:24:34 PM  

Jlop985: It was men that did this?

They broke one of the most important rules of the man code- do not attack another man's junk unless it is a matter of life or death. Shame on them; they must turn in their man cards within 48 hours.


Shouldn't they have to turn in their collective peni as well. Let the victim pick the replacement for his.
 
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