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2012-07-24 08:50:16 AM
I was wondering what Jim Breuer had been up to.
 
2012-07-24 08:58:59 AM
I see.
 
2012-07-24 09:08:41 AM
Hmm, one of the articles I read about this guy said that they were worried that he could be injured in the UPCOMING hunting season. So he was hunting illegally?
 
2012-07-24 09:15:18 AM
Paging Peck
 
2012-07-24 09:22:24 AM
Douglass says the hunter came to Utah because he heard it was easier to get near goats for training.

So, the goats in Utah are used to men getting close?

I see...
 
2012-07-24 09:26:22 AM
i suspect he was attempting surprise sex.
 
2012-07-24 09:26:57 AM
...or on a chupacabra sting of some sort.
 
2012-07-24 09:27:44 AM
or possibly
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-24 09:33:21 AM

Lionel Mandrake: So, the goats in Utah are used to men getting close?


A GIS for Utah goat man (no quotes) with safe search off has a photo of a NSFW statue which would seem to confirm that.
 
2012-07-24 09:48:21 AM
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!
 
2012-07-24 10:09:38 AM
Goat man, get out of my mind!
My love for you is way out of line!
Better run man,
you're much too goat, man.
 
2012-07-24 10:35:50 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!


Damn you I had come to say just this.

Well if I could beg the indulgence of you for the moment I should probably do the elaboration upon this as I have the insider information on the story. You see there are actually several goat men across the country of this. Why? This is why. Now perhaps at the moment upon which you read this and click the link which goes to the tree climbing goats of Morocco you begin to think to the self of you BUT MEOW WHY DOES THIS EVEN MATTER?

Well I have come to tell you that it is not long before the revolution begins in Morocco as this will be the site of the Third Crusades of the Lord and Savior Jesus Gonzalez who runs the painting service in Bethlehem (in Pennsylvania--no, really). Why Morocco? Because the goal is to breed the Christianity into these people and the women of Morocco are quite attractive although many of these have knees that are much too sharp for the military men of we.

So again why does this have the mattering? Very simply the Navy Seal Team 73 has the plan to dress in the goat outfits and lie in wait in the trees for the Moroccan women to do the bypassing upon which they pounce them then go back to the tree. Also they will make the sniper shootings from this. I think there might also be the goats in Syria and Iran although I do not have the time to look this up right now to do the verification. But this was the training mission by the military. Do not doubt this.

You are welcome.
 
2012-07-24 12:09:31 PM

Zalan: Hmm, one of the articles I read about this guy said that they were worried that he could be injured in the UPCOMING hunting season. So he was hunting illegally?


TFA says he was just practicing.
 
2012-07-24 12:26:38 PM
blog.rifftrax.com

The master won't like this...
 
2012-07-24 12:28:09 PM
So how many Goat Wives does he have?
 
2012-07-24 12:29:02 PM
That's one article that definitely needed a photo.
 
2012-07-24 12:29:53 PM
Bill Hicks is at it again.
 
2012-07-24 12:29:55 PM

does he

whistle far


AND

wee since it's


SPRING?
 
2012-07-24 12:30:42 PM
he apparently really likes the goats. Just hope he gets it out of his system before hunting season.

/shamelessly borrowed.
 
2012-07-24 12:30:55 PM
Sheeple go to heaven goat men go to hell.
 
2012-07-24 12:31:48 PM
So Goatman is not some new superhero who fights crime by head-butting villainy?
 
2012-07-24 12:34:42 PM
In before goatse

>0
/lol
 
2012-07-24 12:36:42 PM

AgentBang: [blog.rifftrax.com image 240x180]

The master won't like this...


Ha! Torgo FTW.
 
2012-07-24 12:36:47 PM
Nice to know,subby,that it's finally.....



*dons sunglasses and toga*

......Panned out.


/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-07-24 12:37:12 PM
The government's been experimenting with goat-men since the '50s!
 
2012-07-24 12:37:23 PM
WWN Headline: THE SORDID TRUTH ABOUT BIGFOOT COMES OUT

Bigfoot and Furries caught in mountain "love nest".

Bigfoot is a red hot mamma says hunter who likes to dress as a mountain goat.

Coming up on BBC America: The Mouse Problem
 
2012-07-24 12:38:24 PM

oldfarthenry: So Goatman is not some new superhero who fights crime by head-butting villainy?


Na-a-a-ah.
 
2012-07-24 12:40:10 PM
www.daniel-bryan.net

I thought goat face and thought this...
 
2012-07-24 12:41:34 PM
The whole story reads like satyr.
 
2012-07-24 12:42:32 PM
"Aww, Goatley..."

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-24 12:43:25 PM
Can't believe I'm the first...

blahblahblahscience.com
 
2012-07-24 12:43:39 PM
I remember the eh eh eh eh eh eighties.
 
2012-07-24 12:45:46 PM
People hunt goats? How hard is that? Don't they just sort of stand around all day?
 
2012-07-24 12:48:20 PM

Fabric_Man: Can't believe I'm the first...

[blahblahblahscience.com image 240x178]



....it's because you're not the first. The post which was posted first covered that already.
 
2012-07-24 12:52:00 PM

Embden.Meyerhof: Fabric_Man: Can't believe I'm the first...

[blahblahblahscience.com image 240x178]


....it's because you're not the first. The post which was posted first covered that already.


We apologise for the fault in the second goatman post. Those responsible have been sacked.
(moar goatman posts)
We apologise again for the fault in the additional goatman posts. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
(moar goatman posts)
The modmins of Fark hired to continue the posts after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
 
2012-07-24 12:55:31 PM
Followup: Man in Goat costume shot by hunters who mistook him for a goat.
 
2012-07-24 12:56:55 PM
Not buying this story. Guy was either poaching or a goat farker. You don't hunt by dressing as your prey and trying to sneak up on them. Not unless you're looking to get shot.
 
2012-07-24 12:59:35 PM
Hello Marzipan! Are you a member of the goat face club?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-24 12:59:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-24 01:00:03 PM

meow said the dog: The Stealth Hippopotamus: THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!

Damn you I had come to say just this.

Well if I could beg the indulgence of you for the moment I should probably do the elaboration upon this as I have the insider information on the story. You see there are actually several goat men across the country of this. Why? This is why. Now perhaps at the moment upon which you read this and click the link which goes to the tree climbing goats of Morocco you begin to think to the self of you BUT MEOW WHY DOES THIS EVEN MATTER?

Well I have come to tell you that it is not long before the revolution begins in Morocco as this will be the site of the Third Crusades of the Lord and Savior Jesus Gonzalez who runs the painting service in Bethlehem (in Pennsylvania--no, really). Why Morocco? Because the goal is to breed the Christianity into these people and the women of Morocco are quite attractive although many of these have knees that are much too sharp for the military men of we.

So again why does this have the mattering? Very simply the Navy Seal Team 73 has the plan to dress in the goat outfits and lie in wait in the trees for the Moroccan women to do the bypassing upon which they pounce them then go back to the tree. Also they will make the sniper shootings from this. I think there might also be the goats in Syria and Iran although I do not have the time to look this up right now to do the verification. But this was the training mission by the military. Do not doubt this.

You are welcome.


My Damn the confluence of unfortune (joblessness, lack of actionable temporal frame, et. al) that sees me a liter whilest MEOW resumes posting!
 
2012-07-24 01:00:16 PM
Of course, when this guy does it it's considered bankable art.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-24 01:03:17 PM
All jokes aside, another goat is going to headbutt him and snap his neck.
 
2012-07-24 01:11:12 PM
I've been reading the old Life magazines on Google Books. Just saw a very related article yesterday from February 1937. http://books.google.com/books?id=WFEEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PP1&pg=PA4#v=onepag e &q&f=false
 
2012-07-24 01:13:04 PM

SuperChuck: People hunt goats? How hard is that? Don't they just sort of stand around all day?


Mountain goats, as opposed to farm goats, are pretty hard to sneak up on. Unless, of course you have a Goat Suit [tm]

Anyone else remember Robert Downey Jr's goat boy skit? I forget where I saw that but it was pretty funny in an uncomfortable whoa-this-dude-is-on-some-heavy-shiat sort of way.
 
2012-07-24 01:13:56 PM
Maybe it's a Changeling, running away from the Gentry.

/Obscure?
 
2012-07-24 01:21:24 PM
 
2012-07-24 01:23:17 PM
Oh well then in light of recent evidence I totally recant everything I did previously say about this gentleman actually being a legitimate Capra aegagrus hircus. (WIlfred Brimley voice).
 
2012-07-24 01:39:30 PM
Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Friday the person is doing nothing illegal, but he worries the so-called "goat man" is unaware of the dangers. "My very first concern is the person doesn't understand the risks," Douglass said. "Who's to say what could happen."

Especially for a guy dressed in a goat suit, on his hands and knees in the middle of the rutting season.

/Sick, depraved goat stuff!
 
2012-07-24 01:40:17 PM

Isildur: The whole story reads like satyr.


It's a capricious whim.
 
2012-07-24 01:41:21 PM

SuperChuck: People hunt goats? How hard is that? Don't they just sort of stand around all day?


Well, on fark, most of the hunters are known to wait until they hear them trip-trip-trapping across their bridges
 
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