Lionel Mandrake: So, the goats in Utah are used to men getting close?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!
Zalan: Hmm, one of the articles I read about this guy said that they were worried that he could be injured in the UPCOMING hunting season. So he was hunting illegally?
wee since it's
AgentBang: [blog.rifftrax.com image 240x180]The master won't like this...
oldfarthenry: So Goatman is not some new superhero who fights crime by head-butting villainy?
Fabric_Man: Can't believe I'm the first...[blahblahblahscience.com image 240x178]
Embden.Meyerhof: Fabric_Man: Can't believe I'm the first...[blahblahblahscience.com image 240x178]....it's because you're not the first. The post which was posted first covered that already.
meow said the dog: The Stealth Hippopotamus: THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!Damn you I had come to say just this.Well if I could beg the indulgence of you for the moment I should probably do the elaboration upon this as I have the insider information on the story. You see there are actually several goat men across the country of this. Why? This is why. Now perhaps at the moment upon which you read this and click the link which goes to the tree climbing goats of Morocco you begin to think to the self of you BUT MEOW WHY DOES THIS EVEN MATTER?Well I have come to tell you that it is not long before the revolution begins in Morocco as this will be the site of the Third Crusades of the Lord and Savior Jesus Gonzalez who runs the painting service in Bethlehem (in Pennsylvania--no, really). Why Morocco? Because the goal is to breed the Christianity into these people and the women of Morocco are quite attractive although many of these have knees that are much too sharp for the military men of we.So again why does this have the mattering? Very simply the Navy Seal Team 73 has the plan to dress in the goat outfits and lie in wait in the trees for the Moroccan women to do the bypassing upon which they pounce them then go back to the tree. Also they will make the sniper shootings from this. I think there might also be the goats in Syria and Iran although I do not have the time to look this up right now to do the verification. But this was the training mission by the military. Do not doubt this.You are welcome.
SuperChuck: People hunt goats? How hard is that? Don't they just sort of stand around all day?
Isildur: The whole story reads like satyr.
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