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2012-07-24 09:28:28 AM
"It's impossible for a dog to give birth to a cat,"

It's also impossible for a virgin to give birth, and for someone to come back from the dead. Have you considered that this kitten is actually the second coming of Jesus?

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2012-07-24 09:42:27 AM
"It was delicious," he added.
 
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2012-07-24 10:15:40 AM
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It's only a matter of time now.
 
2012-07-24 11:21:49 AM
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2012-07-24 11:32:39 AM

BurnShrike: "It's impossible for a dog to give birth to a cat,"

It's also impossible for a virgin to give birth, and for someone to come back from the dead. Have you considered that this kitten is actually the second coming of Jesus?

[www.ex-boyfriendcollection.com image 450x334]


Jesus knows how to pick awesome incarnations.
 
2012-07-24 11:32:43 AM
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2012-07-24 11:32:51 AM
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2012-07-24 11:34:15 AM
Knew this would happen. Just like Bill Murray said.
 
2012-07-24 11:35:11 AM

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Nice!
 
2012-07-24 11:35:58 AM
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MASS HYSTERIA!


/ hot
 
2012-07-24 11:37:51 AM
I heard the North Korean parliament was going to honor this cat by ringing a bell 100 times on the cat's anniversary. Kim Jong Un has introduced the legislation. I am not sure what the name of the legislation is called, but I think it is:

The Kim Jong Un Jeong Pyong-bong Super Kitty Kat Ding Dong Bell bill.
 
2012-07-24 11:38:53 AM
I can believe this. My mother-in-law is totally catty and she gave birth to a biatch!
 
2012-07-24 11:39:24 AM
MY
PEN IS
HUGE


/your turn, Jeong Pyong-bong
 
2012-07-24 11:41:31 AM
heh heh. They call their missiles "dongs."
 
2012-07-24 11:41:34 AM
WELL they've estimated 102% of the population of NK is addicted to meth.
 
2012-07-24 11:42:15 AM
How it happened:
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2012-07-24 11:42:20 AM
Which one is supposed to be the kitten? They all look like puppies to me.
 
2012-07-24 11:44:04 AM
"It's impossible for a dog to give birth to a cat," Daily Mail quoted Professor Son Chang-ho of Chonnnam National University's College of Veterinary Science as saying.

Psshhhttt! Scientists...what do THEY know!
 
2012-07-24 11:47:01 AM
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2012-07-24 11:58:57 AM
Probably so that not all of her babies would wind up on the dinner table.
 
2012-07-24 12:06:50 PM

Fluid: BurnShrike: "It's impossible for a dog to give birth to a cat,"

It's also impossible for a virgin to give birth, and for someone to come back from the dead. Have you considered that this kitten is actually the second coming of Jesus?

[www.ex-boyfriendcollection.com image 450x334]

Jesus knows how to pick awesome incarnations.


Best way to get message out: youtube.
Best way to be popular on youtube: be a cat.
 
2012-07-24 12:12:51 PM
so...wouldn't this be like a Korean turducken?
 
2012-07-24 12:14:00 PM

ToxicJinx: Which one is supposed to be the kitten? They all look like puppies to me.


Caption from the article's picture:
"Dog gives birth to kitten in South Korea, claims owner: These adorable puppies await auction in England"

Apparently they just added a random dog picture.

Here's some actually related pictures, though it still doesn't look all that different from the others, except for the spots:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176529/It-ll-fighting-entir e- life-North-Korean-says-dog-given-birth-cat.html
 
2012-07-24 12:18:10 PM

ErinPac: ToxicJinx: Which one is supposed to be the kitten? They all look like puppies to me.

Caption from the article's picture:
"Dog gives birth to kitten in South Korea, claims owner: These adorable puppies await auction in England"
Apparently they just added a random dog picture.

Here's some actually related pictures, though it still doesn't look all that different from the others, except for the spots:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176529/It-ll-fighting-entir e- life-North-Korean-says-dog-given-birth-cat.html


Yeah, there's absolutely no way he could have put a newborn kitten into the picture with the pups and claimed that it was from the same litter. I mean...it's on the internet, so it must be true, right? RIGHT?
 
2012-07-24 12:22:47 PM
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2012-07-24 12:23:08 PM

offmymeds: ErinPac: ToxicJinx: Which one is supposed to be the kitten? They all look like puppies to me.

Caption from the article's picture:
"Dog gives birth to kitten in South Korea, claims owner: These adorable puppies await auction in England"
Apparently they just added a random dog picture.

Here's some actually related pictures, though it still doesn't look all that different from the others, except for the spots:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176529/It-ll-fighting-entir e- life-North-Korean-says-dog-given-birth-cat.html

Yeah, there's absolutely no way he could have put a newborn kitten into the picture with the pups and claimed that it was from the same litter. I mean...it's on the internet, so it must be true, right? RIGHT?


You're missing the point.

Suppose it IS true. What a wonderfully magical world it must be over in Korea, where anything can give birth to the cuteness of a kitten. I'll be more impressed when a human does it, but this is a start.
 
2012-07-24 12:27:19 PM
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When I said 'get those dogs some pussy,' I meant our soldiers!
 
2012-07-24 12:29:04 PM

IronJelly: offmymeds: ErinPac: ToxicJinx: Which one is supposed to be the kitten? They all look like puppies to me.

Caption from the article's picture:
"Dog gives birth to kitten in South Korea, claims owner: These adorable puppies await auction in England"
Apparently they just added a random dog picture.

Here's some actually related pictures, though it still doesn't look all that different from the others, except for the spots:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176529/It-ll-fighting-entir e- life-North-Korean-says-dog-given-birth-cat.html

Yeah, there's absolutely no way he could have put a newborn kitten into the picture with the pups and claimed that it was from the same litter. I mean...it's on the internet, so it must be true, right? RIGHT?

You're missing the point.

Suppose it IS true. What a wonderfully magical world it must be over in Korea, where anything can give birth to the cuteness of a kitten. I'll be more impressed when a human does it, but this is a start.


I wasn't disagreeing with you at all. My comment was directed at anyone ignorant enough to buy a story like the one that guy is selling.
 
2012-07-24 12:29:21 PM

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When I said 'get those dogs some pussy,' I meant our soldiers!


Hmmm. That must be the mistake that got that guy fired.
 
2012-07-24 12:29:24 PM

offmymeds: ErinPac: ToxicJinx: Which one is supposed to be the kitten? They all look like puppies to me.

Caption from the article's picture:
"Dog gives birth to kitten in South Korea, claims owner: These adorable puppies await auction in England"
Apparently they just added a random dog picture.

Here's some actually related pictures, though it still doesn't look all that different from the others, except for the spots:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176529/It-ll-fighting-entir e- life-North-Korean-says-dog-given-birth-cat.html

Yeah, there's absolutely no way he could have put a newborn kitten into the picture with the pups and claimed that it was from the same litter. I mean...it's on the internet, so it must be true, right? RIGHT?


Oh I'm sure that's quite easily possible - there's a dozen easy explanations. Spotted puppy, dog adopted a kitten, hoax, whatever. It's still better with a picture that isn't of random dogs in England. Also like this part:
"I think I know how this happened. My dog went for a long wander one night - in fact she was out all night - and I think she got up to some mischief with the ally cats. How else do you explain this?"
 
2012-07-24 12:46:21 PM
WWN headline : North Korean Leader gives birth ... to a litter of kittens

According to a spokes person for Secretary of State for the Exterior and bits of Alabama, Hillary R. Clinton, the Leader of North Korea is having kittens over US policy nowadays, but at a recent Chinese Banquet No. 37 (28 courses for 500 people), the chubby young Number One Best Son of Korea literally gave birth to a litter of kittens. Or perhaps he just had a few up his sleeve as a snack between course ... any hoo, we never question ourselves out of a good story or a bad pun here at the Weekly World News, now 35% more defunct than ever!
 
2012-07-24 01:04:56 PM
I bet Jeong Pyong-bong is a hit at all of Best Korea's finest headshops.

"I got so high using my Jeong Pyong-bong that I thought a dog gave birth to a cat."
"Wow man, I'll have to try it."
"yeah man, you totally do! It even makes dirt taste yummy!"
 
2012-07-24 01:14:05 PM
i think they're talking about the PHX

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2012-07-24 01:53:20 PM
What's the problem? Now he can diversify his diet.
 
2012-07-24 01:57:38 PM
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2012-07-24 01:58:28 PM

brantgoose: WWN headline : North Korean Leader gives birth ... to a litter of kittens


Fat leader breastfeeding kittens would make for a good photo op.
 
2012-07-24 07:27:37 PM
Has anyone investigated the bong portion of this story any further?
 
2012-07-24 08:15:56 PM

angryjd: I heard the North Korean parliament was going to honor this cat by ringing a bell 100 times on the cat's anniversary. Kim Jong Un has introduced the legislation. I am not sure what the name of the legislation is called, but I think it is:

The Kim Jong Un Jeong Pyong-bong Super Kitty Kat Ding Dong Bell bill.


I gave you a vote for funny, but then I was dismayed to remember there was also no "retarded" button.
/good one.
 
2012-07-25 04:08:22 AM

BurnShrike: "It's impossible for a dog to give birth to a cat,"

It's also impossible for a virgin to give birth, and for someone to come back from the dead. Have you considered that this kitten is actually the second coming of Jesus?

[www.ex-boyfriendcollection.com image 450x334]


No, it's not. Invitro fertilization or even patheogenises(Which is unknown in humans, but that's different then impossible)
 
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