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2012-07-24 08:47:08 AM
Spend some time working in a small room filled with dogs barking endlessly while waiting for their medical treatments, it will definitely NOT reduce your stress.

/not the dog's fault
//still gives you a headache.
 
2012-07-24 09:18:45 AM
First thing I thought of.

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/where's my onion?
 
2012-07-24 09:29:18 AM
I have to deal with enough biatches at work, thanks.
 
2012-07-24 09:47:09 AM
I can say for a fact, yes, until the boss's idiot son let's it die because he's too stupid to take the poor thing to vet when its sick. Then there's a lot of stress being sad over the happiest little dog ever.
 
2012-07-24 09:54:45 AM
Are you a god?
 
2012-07-24 09:55:03 AM

Ennuipoet: Spend some time working in a small room filled with dogs barking endlessly while waiting for their medical treatments, it will definitely NOT reduce your stress.

/not the dog's fault
//still gives you a headache.


This. When your boss brings his dog in, and the thing whines and yips every few minutes while you're trying to concentrate on computer code... well, you're not doing anyone any favors.
 
2012-07-24 09:55:56 AM
I like dogs, but I don't need my butt kissed and balls sniffed at the same time.
 
2012-07-24 09:56:09 AM
working like a dog
in a rock and roll band

yeah, movin' out, oh we are, movin' out

nobody goes there
nobody shows there
nobody knows where
you can find me

now wow ow wow owwwww
 
2012-07-24 09:56:14 AM
No, this is one of the nine...
 
2012-07-24 09:56:41 AM
We have an office dog named Tiger, so getting a kick.
 
2012-07-24 09:56:55 AM

angry_scientist: Are you a god?


No?
 
2012-07-24 09:56:58 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I like dogs, but I don't need my butt kissed and balls sniffed at the same time.


Sorry, are you still talking about dogs?
 
2012-07-24 09:57:02 AM
The answer here is much the same as it is with kids. My dog/child is infinitely cuter and more enjoyable than your dog/child. So my dog at work would be the bee's knees. Your dog at work would be the cat's ass.
 
2012-07-24 09:57:08 AM
Here at work I got 99 problems...
 
2012-07-24 09:58:29 AM

KoolerThanJesus: angry_scientist: Are you a god?

No?


Then
 
2012-07-24 09:58:47 AM

rudemix: The answer here is much the same as it is with kids. My dog/child is infinitely cuter and more enjoyable than your dog/child. So my dog at work would be the bee's knees. Your dog at work would be the cat's ass.


I don't think that holds up that well. Dogs, unlike kids, are pretty well behaved and sociable, and don't shiat all over everything.
 
2012-07-24 09:59:44 AM

KoolerThanJesus: No?


when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
 
2012-07-24 09:59:59 AM

angry_scientist: KoolerThanJesus: angry_scientist: Are you a god?

No?

Then


DIE!!!!
/force lightning
 
2012-07-24 10:00:17 AM
We had a VISTA intern who was blind, and her service dog was in the office 9-5 for a year. The intern wasn't completely blind so she was pretty casual about letting the dog off harness to go visit or play with staff or just be cute. We still refer to that period as "the year absolutely no work got done".
 
2012-07-24 10:00:40 AM
offcolortv.com
Who wants to see my balls?
 
2012-07-24 10:00:56 AM

angry_scientist: KoolerThanJesus: angry_scientist: Are you a god?

No?

Then


Die!

bike29.com
 
2012-07-24 10:02:11 AM
I work from home. My dogs are always with me when I'm in my office. They're both very calm and they spend 90% of the time sleeping. They've barked while I was on the phone twice, but other than that, they've posed no issues. Then again, they're not purse accessories - One's a Dobie and the other is a half-pit. The cat, on the other hand, likes to walk on my files and has put some pretty incriminating paw prints on a few of them.
 
2012-07-24 10:02:51 AM
Yes, I'd love to see the results of dog hair in sensitive medical equipment. You don't mind doggy drool in your cardiac amplifiers, do you?

/First world problems, yo.
//Jesse said yo, everyone drink!
 
2012-07-24 10:03:37 AM

PonceAlyosha: rudemix: The answer here is much the same as it is with kids. My dog/child is infinitely cuter and more enjoyable than your dog/child. So my dog at work would be the bee's knees. Your dog at work would be the cat's ass.

I don't think that holds up that well. Dogs, unlike kids, are pretty well behaved and sociable, and don't shiat all over everything.


A hole in my logic large enough to drive a big-wheel through.
 
2012-07-24 10:05:08 AM
Dogs reduce stress?

Bwa-hahaha. Only if you like dogs.
 
2012-07-24 10:05:26 AM

Arcangela: One's a Dobie and the other is a half-pit.


so they will only eat half your face when you seize up?
 
2012-07-24 10:05:28 AM
I would be sad when the office dog wanted to spend time in someone else's cubicle instead of hanging out with me.
 
2012-07-24 10:06:24 AM
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2012-07-24 10:06:58 AM
100% agree. question mark headlines must go. your job is to tell me things.
 
2012-07-24 10:07:12 AM
I bring the dog to work.
The only problem is when the customer starts the high pitched baby talk which gets her all riled up.
I have to reprimand the dog when all along I want to tell that person to shut the fark up.
 
2012-07-24 10:07:17 AM
Office cat would be better.
 
2012-07-24 10:07:36 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Dogs reduce stress?

Bwa-hahaha. Only if you like dogs.


Yeah, this.

I would absolutely not want to work in an office with a dog. If other people want to, that's fine, just keep it the hell away from me.
 
2012-07-24 10:08:15 AM
I have had a lot of jobs and I have a lot of dogs (6) I love my doggies and they are my furbabies. I am fond of kitties but they make me sick. This being said, everyplace I have worked or interviewed with that had a work animal was a joke.

It's either some artsy fartsy Ann Arbor / Portland type or someone with an unhealthy attachment to their animal. No one else was ever allowed to bring their dogs and we all had to "adore" the work dog.

I find it very unprofessional to have a dog/cat/bird/monkey/ small kid at certain workplaces. Vets, daycare, small quaint bookstores or knitting shops are fine for a pet. Eateries, human doctors and warehouses are not cute places to have dogs.

Yes I am pissy today. sorry about that.
 
2012-07-24 10:09:28 AM
"Barking Mad"??? The author is obviously a farker.

...not sure why "farker" isn't in my auto-correct but "farkitol" is.
 
2012-07-24 10:09:38 AM
I own a computer store in michigan.. and we have had dogs here for the last 24 years (1 dog at a time) for the last 11 years this guy has been my baby... and comes to work every single day and sleeps under my desk..

home.comcast.net
 
2012-07-24 10:12:59 AM
I dont really like dogs, talking about dogs, or dog people. I realize I an in the minority but I would quietly resent the pooch.
 
2012-07-24 10:13:12 AM
God no, an entire office that smells like dog would be hell.
 
2012-07-24 10:13:53 AM
FTA:

"...You can't really be all that serious when Tiger is jumping between chairs."

Exactly.
 
2012-07-24 10:14:09 AM
I like dogs, but that's stupid.
 
2012-07-24 10:14:11 AM
I think dogs should be considered for work places on a case by case basis. For instance most jobs in the food industry probably shouldn't bring dogs into work. However, places like Waffle House were the cook sheds as much hair into the food as his little labrador buddy, it doesn't really make any sense to ban the dog, does it? And when he surpasses the three times dropped on the floor rule he has a helper to clean it up!
 
2012-07-24 10:14:34 AM
farbekrieg so they will only eat half your face when you seize up?

Has anyone ever heard of a Dobie turning on its owner?? The half-pit was a very timid dog when we got her. That's actually why we chose her - we knew she wouldn't eat the cat.

BTW, the Dobie is leaning against me right now while she sleeps...It's very soothing.
 
2012-07-24 10:15:48 AM

Icetech3: I own a computer store in michigan.. and we have had dogs here for the last 24 years (1 dog at a time) for the last 11 years this guy has been my baby... and comes to work every single day and sleeps under my desk..

[home.comcast.net image 640x480]


You know how I know you work in Ann Arbor?
 
2012-07-24 10:16:04 AM
Unless if it's a work dog, it needs to stay at home with your other entertainment devices.
 
2012-07-24 10:17:32 AM
That's just what we need: another set of chores for us fight over. People in my office can't even keep the goddamn kitchen area clean. I don't think we are ready for a dog.
 
2012-07-24 10:17:46 AM
Obviously you have to have a dog with the right temperament and not every workplace is suitable, but I definitely agree with the idea as a whole. My OES has been coming to work with me going on ten years now, and everyone is glad to see her. She sleeps most of the day, never barks, and is always available for an ear rub or butt scratch when you're having a rough day. The staff loves her, and so do the customers.
 
2012-07-24 10:18:01 AM
`JOHNSON!! WHERE'S THAT DAMN TP REPORT- Ooo, here's comes Spot! Here puppy-puppy-puppy! Nice poochie.'
 
2012-07-24 10:19:38 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I like dogs, but I don't need my butt kissed and balls sniffed at the same time.


Prude.
 
2012-07-24 10:20:12 AM
D'ya like dags?
 
2012-07-24 10:20:54 AM
the answer is still "no".
 
2012-07-24 10:22:11 AM
I'm allergic to dogs, so an office dog would send me looking for a new job.
 
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