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(NJ.com)   Bad time to have a stroke: Anytime. Worse time to have a stroke: When you're a mover, under a piano   (nj.com) divider line 29
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2012-07-24 09:33:01 AM
Well that's kind of nightmarish.
 
2012-07-24 10:27:23 AM
It's a lot better to have a stroke under an organ.
 
2012-07-24 10:27:26 AM
they have to pet
 
2012-07-24 10:29:22 AM
in common with this:
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2012-07-24 10:32:11 AM
Play Mashy For Me
 
2012-07-24 10:32:12 AM
Another bad time to have a stroke would be during a "Who can fake having a stroke the best?" contest.
 
2012-07-24 10:32:17 AM
Wasn't this in a Laurel and Hardy film?
 
2012-07-24 10:35:03 AM
well a very heaveh. uh heavy piano.

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2012-07-24 10:37:20 AM

Angry Buddha: Another bad time to have a stroke would be during a "Who can fake having a stroke the best?" contest.


Especially if you then come in second.
 
2012-07-24 10:40:29 AM
Talk about discord and treble in the workplace.
 
2012-07-24 10:40:51 AM
www.proargi.us

The brain is not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
 
2012-07-24 10:41:04 AM
You see if we had a better economy, this 48-year-old would move on to a position that doesn't require so much heavy lifting. Instead we have 48-year-olds holding on to shiatty manual labor jobs for dear life, and healthy 22-year-olds out of work because the 48-year-olds can't move on.

Looks like there will be a job opening at this moving company now, however. Hop to it, young men.
 
2012-07-24 10:42:10 AM
Now everybody
Have you heard
If you're in the game
Then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm
Don't take no style
Gotta thirst for killin'
Grab your vial and
 
2012-07-24 10:43:51 AM
I read that as "Worse time to have a stroke: When you're a mower, under a patio" and thought "this should be interesting." The actual story wasn't so much.
 
2012-07-24 10:44:07 AM
Did the weight of the piano make him B Flat?
 
2012-07-24 10:44:29 AM
I worked for a "fly-by-night" type moving company for a while, off and on for cash. The dude who ran it specialized in hiring some of the dumbest people on the planet. The guys who were probably unemployable for other reasons, junkies, a few illegal alien types from eastern Europe etc. One of those dudes died of a heroin overdose on a job, went into the bathroom and fixed himself up. We couldn't find the guy for a while and then found him on the bathroom floor with his belt still around his arm and the needle on the floor, deader'n dogshiat.

Good times....
 
2012-07-24 10:56:00 AM
Who would want a grand piano on the 2nd floor of your house?
 
2012-07-24 11:01:16 AM
My step brother passed out while we were moving his couch out of his apartment. The couch was big and I couldn't see him, one moment he was talking and the next he just let go and it fell on him.
 
2012-07-24 11:07:01 AM

skinink: Did the weight of the piano make him B Flat?


It was certainly the low note to an otherwise harmonious day.
 
2012-07-24 11:25:44 AM
Another bad place to have a stroke? The Tiki Theater.
 
2012-07-24 11:36:58 AM

Coffee Snob: Another bad place to have a stroke? The Tiki Theater.


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2012-07-24 11:42:09 AM
McGrath: Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...
 
2012-07-24 12:35:12 PM
You could say he stroke.... a chord.

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2012-07-24 12:43:28 PM
Wow, dude. Sucks to be you.

/major trauma is an absolute contraindication to the administration of tPA.
 
2012-07-24 12:57:30 PM
I just don't know what went wrong.
 
2012-07-24 01:11:42 PM

vudukungfu: skinink: Did the weight of the piano make him B Flat?

It was certainly the low note to an otherwise harmonious day.


It all depends on whether it was A major incident, but such things will rarely B minor.
 
2012-07-24 01:15:38 PM

pjc51: vudukungfu: skinink: Did the weight of the piano make him B Flat?

It was certainly the low note to an otherwise harmonious day.

It all depends on whether it was A major incident, but such things will rarely B minor.


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2012-07-24 08:50:07 PM
Had a stroke a week ago this past Sat, actually about 15 minutes before I sat down and took the CWI exam, I thought that was bad timing, not so sure anymore. I waited till Wed to see a doctor so feel free to let me know what a farking idiot I am, my family sure did.
 
2012-07-24 11:58:08 PM
HailRobonia: It's a lot better to have a stroke under an organ.

well its better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ
 
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