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(Daily Mail)   The internet is now commonly used to induce abortions. So that's another thing you shouldn't do while pregnant   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 48
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2012-07-24 08:59:20 AM  
If only abortion were illegal, this would never happen!
 
2012-07-24 09:14:41 AM  
I hear that if you read enough YouTube comments the fetus will strangle itself with the umbilical cord.
 
2012-07-24 10:24:24 AM  
If guns are legal, crazy mass murderers will legally have stockpiles of guns and 6,000 rounds of ammo.
 
2012-07-24 10:25:11 AM  
Hmmm...

Stephen Catt, you are NOT the father.
 
2012-07-24 10:26:04 AM  
I guess they don't have any other crimes to investigate that they feel it necessary to bully women into having unwanted children.
 
2012-07-24 10:26:17 AM  
Are YOU a 486?
 
2012-07-24 10:26:54 AM  
FALCON....
 
2012-07-24 10:27:18 AM  
Latest crazy and unnecessary web abbreviation: RAOTFLMAOAHASLTA for Rolling Around On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Having a Spontaneous Late Term Abortion.

Hey, that's almost a true acronym. Change that to "LAughing".
 
2012-07-24 10:27:41 AM  
This is why you never put your dick in fugly.

Pop quiz! Would you put your dick in this?
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2012-07-24 10:27:41 AM  
I like the online pregnancy tests better
 
2012-07-24 10:29:12 AM  
You can outlaw abortion clinics.
You can outlaw abortion drugs.
You can't outlaw staircases and wire hangers.

/No, I'm not trying to be funny.
 
2012-07-24 10:29:50 AM  
I still don't believe she was pregnant to begin with. Just wanted some attention and paid some doctor to fake a scan.

/Heck, I don't believe anything from the Weekly World News Daily Fail.
 
2012-07-24 10:32:07 AM  
macrochan.org

What an internet abortion might look like
 
2012-07-24 10:32:37 AM  
Why did she go online? You can buy morning after pills at any pharmacy... Just tell them your irresponsible daughter got knocked up by her drug addict boyfriend.
 
2012-07-24 10:33:45 AM  
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2012-07-24 10:38:17 AM  
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2012-07-24 10:48:16 AM  
How can a woman be legally required to remain pregnant after 24 weeks? It's her body and she was here first.
 
2012-07-24 10:51:31 AM  
A week before its due date? The mother is a disgusting PoS of a human being.
 
2012-07-24 10:52:32 AM  
All snark aside, it was within a week of normal delivery, and that difficult to reconcile with human compassion. Does the UK not have safe haven laws where a newborn can be safely and legally abandoned with someone who will care for it (i.e. a hospital or fire station), no questions asked?
 
2012-07-24 10:54:25 AM  
It's not a person.
 
2012-07-24 10:55:50 AM  

Nem Wan: How can a woman be legally required to remain pregnant after 24 weeks? It's her body and she was here first.


Because it's not just her body? She was here first? Well, good to know you have no problem with murder as long as the murderer is older than their victim. Because, they were here first, right?
 
2012-07-24 10:56:38 AM  
It's the Daily Mail people. I mean there is only a alight chance it's even real. I mean the other month we caught them lying through their teeth about that dentist that removed all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth.
 
2012-07-24 10:56:50 AM  

Phony_Soldier: It's not a person.


Agreed. Anyone who kills a baby is not a person.
 
2012-07-24 11:00:22 AM  
That wasn't an abortion, the baby is now at the Xavier school. Hacking all the chix Facebooks with his mind, posting their pics on the homework server.
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2012-07-24 11:11:09 AM  
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Well to be fair, the internet asked her if she was sure.
 
2012-07-24 11:14:04 AM  
I see the article is going the James Holmes route of
"The person was able to get their hands on an item (that anyone can walk into a store and by) because of the internet"

Fark you, shiatty journalism.
 
2012-07-24 11:20:46 AM  

Honest Bender: Phony_Soldier: It's not a person.

Agreed. Anyone who kills a baby is not a person.


Thankfully a fetus is not a baby.
 
2012-07-24 11:22:38 AM  

Honest Bender: Nem Wan: How can a woman be legally required to remain pregnant after 24 weeks? It's her body and she was here first.

Because it's not just her body? She was here first? Well, good to know you have no problem with murder as long as the murderer is older than their victim. Because, they were here first, right?


Abortion is not murder because personhood begins at birth. A fetus lives essentially in a sensory deprivation chamber and has literally nothing on its mind.
 
2012-07-24 11:26:14 AM  
"She has pleaded guilty to the charge but refused to co-operate with police and detectives do not know what happened to the baby's body."

Why not ignore the "no man may be made to incriminate himself" (I know this is the U.K., not the U.S.A., but you know what I mean) in cases like this and force the individual who clearly knows something to tell what they know?
 
2012-07-24 11:30:58 AM  
Let me say this, Plan B is NOT an abortion drug.

Abortion drug is a different drug and chemical altogether.

Could taking Plan B while pregnant cause a miscarriage? Yes, much like taking the Pill can, but it isn't guaranteed like the abortion drug.

themoreyouknow.jpg

While I'm here boys. Man up and wear a condom, always, even if she is on the pill. 2 forms of protection is better than one and the pill can fail for various reasons: meds, herbal teas, her hormones, etc.
 
2012-07-24 11:39:03 AM  
I think she had the right to terminate at any pint, but maybe the scan revealed a birth defect and they decided to abort, but because of the 24 week ban they couldn't have it done bc her life wasn't in danger. Just thinking out loud. The fact that her husband is there with her supporting her suggests to me it was a decision made together.
 
2012-07-24 11:45:06 AM  

Honest Bender: Why did she go online? You can buy morning after pills at any pharmacy... Just tell them your irresponsible daughter got knocked up by her drug addict boyfriend.


Morning after pills do not terminate a pregnancy
 
2012-07-24 11:46:42 AM  

shortymac: but it isn't guaranteed like the abortion drug.


Even the abortion pill is only 92-95% effective
 
2012-07-24 11:53:55 AM  
Was it a dingo? Did she order a dingo online?
 
2012-07-24 11:55:37 AM  
My question is how did the authorities even find out about this?

I call shenannigans.
 
2012-07-24 12:11:02 PM  

pivazena: Honest Bender: Why did she go online? You can buy morning after pills at any pharmacy... Just tell them your irresponsible daughter got knocked up by her drug addict boyfriend.

Morning after pills do not terminate a pregnancy


Alright, Taco Bell. Whatever. Same thing.
 
2012-07-24 12:16:40 PM  
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2012-07-24 12:24:19 PM  

Flakeloaf: Honest Bender: Phony_Soldier: It's not a person.

Agreed. Anyone who kills a baby is not a person.

Thankfully a fetus is not a baby.


A fetus 1 week from birth is a baby. You're either a troll or as worthless as the mother is.
 
2012-07-24 12:48:28 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
"they may take away your right to choose but they can never take away your right to get drunk and throw yourself down a flight of stairs." - Dave Attell
 
2012-07-24 12:55:00 PM  
There...isn't a drug that can cause an abortion at 39 weeks. It would just induce labor, and the baby would be born fine because it's fully developed.
 
2012-07-24 01:14:22 PM  

unitedbiskets: There...isn't a drug that can cause an abortion at 39 weeks. It would just induce labor, and the baby would be born fine because it's fully developed.


What do you think abortion drugs do? Vap-ooo-rize the baby?
 
2012-07-24 01:19:35 PM  
What do you think abortion drugs do? Vap-ooo-rize the baby?

But then it's not an abortion. It's just unassisted childbirth.
 
2012-07-24 02:20:30 PM  

Honest Bender: Why did she go online? You can buy morning after pills at any pharmacy... Just tell them your irresponsible daughter got knocked up by her drug addict boyfriend.


Why do you think they call them MORNING AFTER pills, jackass?

They're not "7-And-A-Half-Months-After" pills.
 
2012-07-24 02:30:06 PM  
Dreyelle: My question is how did the authorities even find out about this?

I call shenannigans.


Exactly what I though.
 
2012-07-24 03:11:37 PM  

Oznog: Honest Bender: Why did she go online? You can buy morning after pills at any pharmacy... Just tell them your irresponsible daughter got knocked up by her drug addict boyfriend.

Why do you think they call them MORNING AFTER pills, jackass?

They're not "7-And-A-Half-Months-After" pills.


Because they're intended to be taken within a very short period of time after you had sex. Depending on which variant of morning after pill (emergency contraceptive) you took, it would definitely spoog that baby out of you.
 
2012-07-24 03:45:12 PM  
I'm not a female, so I've never properly understood this.

So, basically, if you get confirmed as pregnant, the government gets all up in your business, tracks your every move. Past a certain date you're property of the state until the brat is born, all to protect its rights? It doesn't even know it has rights. And with a mother like that, I highly doubt it would've had a good life. The only thing it was deprived of was a bunch of shiate, which is good, because we need less mal-adjusted shiatheads in this world. That asshole in CO? Wouldn't be surprised if his life started out like that, being born to parents who didn't want him/"one more kid".
 
2012-07-24 05:52:25 PM  
Phony_Soldier:

It's not a person.

Technically true: it has not yet taken "the breath of life." However with only one week to go I think she might as well have had it and put it up for adoption right away.

Couldn't she have gotten a doctor to induce or do a C-section? "Get this thing out of me right away or I'll kill it."

Unless she and her doctor already knew it was horribly deformed or something.

In any event, I disapprove but I can't condemn. Until it pops it head out and grabs some air it's a parasite.
 
2012-07-24 08:05:02 PM  
RU - 486/33

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