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(WTSP)   Puppeteer arrested for wanting to kidnap, torture, rape, murder, cook, and eat children. Pinocchio has no comment at this time (Sick tag trumps Florida)   (wtsp.com) divider line 139
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2012-07-24 06:31:06 AM  
Considering how complex his plans were,I am wondering if this was not the first time he thought of this. Maybe this sick fark has done it before.

Too damn tired to look now, but in a few hours, missing children's reports for the area here I go
 
2012-07-24 06:43:37 AM  
Ah geez. First clowns, then table magicians, and now this.

Isn't any profession safe from monsters anymore?

/Used to know a female clown. Great body, but she had a face like a Jack-o'-lantern. The makeup was an improvement.
 
2012-07-24 06:46:05 AM  
What a pinhead
 
2012-07-24 06:47:43 AM  
The only crime he seems to have committed was the child porn. However there ought to be some sort of agency that keeps close tabs on people such as this guy.
 
2012-07-24 06:52:15 AM  
Maybe the pictures were hand drawn or photo manips. Maybe the chat was all just role play. Maybe they never had any intention of actually going through with it and it's all just fantasy. I would really like to believe that, especially after reading that chat. Because holy shiat, if what I read is real, they need to find sweettalkerlinda next and shoot her.

/IDWTLOTPA
 
2012-07-24 06:54:46 AM  

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.


Tommy Moo: I got about 3/4 of the way through that article before seeing an actual crime, unpleasant as it may be. But yeah, if he had kiddie porn, put his ass away for that, not the thoughtcrime.


Conspiracy to commit murder actually IS a crime in and of itself.
And since there was a target and a credible plan in place, not to mention all the computer evidence that verfies motive, your thought police paranoia is retarded.

I dont think I've ever white-knighted law enforcement before, but I hope those involved get a raise or something.
 
2012-07-24 06:58:31 AM  

itsaback: ecmoRandomNumbers: They're all freaks -- clowns, puppeteers, mimes, vegans...

and Methodists!

Reading through that complaint was torture.


[www.freeinfosociety.com image 449x333]

/oblig


Wrong serial killer,here let me fix that for you

i.imgur.com

Creepy son of a biatch from the article is right up there with this bastard,hopefully he hasn't actually ate any children yet.
 
2012-07-24 07:19:53 AM  

miss diminutive: KrispyKritter: i'll admit, diminutive people remind me of chicken wings and i've often wondered how they would do on the BBQ. never thought about the kids though. i hate kids.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x500]


Well played.
 
2012-07-24 07:28:43 AM  

Tommy Moo: It's very difficult to prove that he was going to act on these fantasies.


Talking about it in chats in lurid detail and having lots of pictures on your hard drive of a similar stripe seems to work well in convicting most pedophiles.

*shrug*
 
2012-07-24 07:54:37 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Richard O'Brien as The Child Catcher in the stage version. He originally played the role at the London Palladium back in 2002.


YOU NOW ARE MY PRISONERRRRR...... oh sorry, force of habit. Can we try that again?
 
2012-07-24 07:55:01 AM  

itsaback: Complaint here: Includes chats


Well that just completely ruined my life
 
2012-07-24 08:03:56 AM  
Sure he was a sick fark, and needs to go away for a long time, but I don't see why the puppet show should suffer. The puppet show is an important part of the identity of the community. There are costumers and people that sell candy that depend on that show.
 
2012-07-24 08:11:15 AM  
Holy shiat.
 
2012-07-24 08:11:50 AM  
i512.photobucket.com

Look away. Look away, look away, look away.
 
2012-07-24 08:15:24 AM  
I'm not sure I get the point of the eating. It's just meat. Albeit, fed a different diet than chicken or beef, but c'mon. You know that he was just gonna slather it up in A1 sauce anyway. So why the fark does it have to be human child meat?

/ Meh, I probably don't want to know the answer to this question
 
2012-07-24 08:15:40 AM  

itsaback: Complaint here: Includes chats


I thought I could handle it. I had to quit halfway through the second chat log. The rage and nausea I'm feeling... GAH! I hope it goes away, I have to get ready for work.
 
2012-07-24 08:16:47 AM  
So okay he's in custody.

What about his "fellow" chatters?

Are they just scattered about?
 
2012-07-24 08:17:48 AM  
Thanks for coming to my puppet show! Tip your server and try the veal!
 
2012-07-24 08:20:57 AM  

ko_kyi: Sure he was a sick fark, and needs to go away for a long time, but I don't see why the puppet show should suffer. The puppet show is an important part of the identity of the community. There are costumers and people that sell candy that depend on that show.


Don't forget the people who do custom work on old, windowless vans. The money spent on installing shackles and chains should stay in the community.
 
2012-07-24 08:26:51 AM  
Is there a lot of gingerbread houses in Florida, and kids named Hansel and Gretel?
 
2012-07-24 08:32:00 AM  

itsaback: Complaint here: Includes chats


One bad thing about the internet is that people with these freak fetishes can connect with each other. If he had been left alone, he probably would have fantasized about it "I wonder..." But now he has pictures and directions on how to do it. Oh, and people telling him it's okay to want to do that.

/I'm taking my wife and kids and moving to an uninhabited island in the middle of nowhere.
 
2012-07-24 08:34:27 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Some of the images, agents say, are of dead children.


*WARNING EXTREMELY NSFW/L*
So, what's his reddit username?
*WARNING EXTREMELY NSFW/L*
 
2012-07-24 08:35:00 AM  
The reporter looks like she's held a mike or two in her day.
 
2012-07-24 08:39:41 AM  

dr.zaeus: Bathia_Mapes: Some of the images, agents say, are of dead children.

*WARNING EXTREMELY NSFW/L*
So, what's his reddit username?
*WARNING EXTREMELY NSFW/L*


Okay, no way in hell I'm clicking that. Why would that it exist? That can't possibly exist. It has to be illegal or something. That would have to cause too much trouble to parents to be allowed. It has to be a gag link that leads to cute kitt-OH GORRAM YOU INTERNET! YOU ARE SICK! WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE, INTERNET?!
 
2012-07-24 08:48:27 AM  
"for wanting to..."

"for wanting to..."

"wanting..."



i.imgur.com

"Imprisoned for a crime I didn't even commit. Pfah~! Attempted Murder... I mean honestly, what IS that? Do they give awards for Attempted Chemistry?"
 
2012-07-24 08:49:51 AM  
Who would have ever guessed that a puppeteer might be a weirdo?
 
2012-07-24 09:03:51 AM  
Absolutely horrifying (I read the court document)

Now I wish I hadn't. Not the best way to start the day.

As some say, the talk about kidnap/cannabalism might just be fantasy. But the child porn pics are real, and are all that is needed to get a hefty conviction.

I feel very dirty right now.
 
2012-07-24 09:12:15 AM  

Optimus Primate: Absolutely horrifying (I read the court document)

Now I wish I hadn't. Not the best way to start the day.

As some say, the talk about kidnap/cannabalism might just be fantasy. But the child porn pics are real, and are all that is needed to get a hefty conviction.

I feel very dirty right now.


I just read the whole court document as well. What gets me is when he's arrested and in cuffs (I guess still at the scene/initial interrogation), "This is just a fantasy", "I'd never do this", a little later on, "It's not child porn I'm into, it's morgue pictures!"

Seriously, what was this guy thinking at that point by saying that?!

HSI s/a : "Oh, okay then. Our mistake. Let me get those cuffs off of you, here's your dead child porn collection back. Have a nice evening, sir!"
 
2012-07-24 09:13:54 AM  
He needs to be put down like a rabid dog.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-24 09:25:27 AM  

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.


Well, he shouldn't be around children. Even if he didn't have the porn I wouldn't want to live near him if I had kids. (Or otherwise really).
 
2012-07-24 09:25:42 AM  

cman: Considering how complex his plans were,I am wondering if this was not the first time he thought of this. Maybe this sick fark has done it before.

Too damn tired to look now, but in a few hours, missing children's reports for the area here I go


When combing through missing children reports to figure out which ones a pedophile took, aren't you picking out the sexy ones?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-24 09:30:02 AM  

ShannonKW: Because this is Fark the submitter who couldn't read was greenlighted.

Well, mere illiteracy doesn't deserve to be blamed. My guess is that, as usual, it's some grandstanding jackass who has devised some jaunty way of pretending to be illiterate...

Anyway, on to specifics: Who farks something they're going to eat? Really. I mean, we all eat chicken, and no doubt there are a few chicken farkers among us, but you wouldn't eat a chicken you farked, would you?

I'll come out and say that I would love to sample human flesh if it becomes available, though I've been told it's apt to be pretty nasty. After all, take a look at what most people eat. Your average beer-chugging, nacho-crunching American is bound to taste like a greasy ashtray. Oh, but his little child, on the other hand... Tender, and bloated with sweeter-than-sweet corn syrupy American treats, and as unscathed by exertion as stalled oxen, I bet these kids would taste divine and you could cut the morsels with your fork! Ummmm-good!

I'd have to admit I can see where this guy is coming from, apart from the pedo bit. We all love ribs, right, but who wants to screw a pig? Especially if you're going to eat it after. I mean... ewww, that's just nasty. I hope this guy gets some therapy before he puts something really unhealthy in his mouth.


encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Officer Bert frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2012-07-24 09:31:28 AM  
we obviously need stricter puppet control laws.
 
2012-07-24 09:31:51 AM  
Sadly, art imitates life.
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-24 09:32:15 AM  

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.


I suggest reading the attached explicit documents which include info like little boys underwear in the front seat during a traffic stop. He claimed they were for his puppets. He also had child pictures at his house, including deceased children, and one where a decapitated toddler was roasting in a pot. His chat log is vile (and highly graphic) and includes cooking tips, and suggested murder techniques. The chat also has references to a specific child from the church where he helps out with the kids every week.

Fantasy or not, it seems that this man should be nowhere near kids. I'd much rather "mind police" him before the act, and risk a mistake that this sick bastard is going to forever respect the boundaries of fantasy, rather than say:

"Oh.. the kid he was talking about is missing now? Maybe that self-professed Necro guy.. the one who was talking about sexually abusing, torturing and murdering HIM SPECIFICALLY in graphic detail and see's him every Wednesday has a clue to where he may have gone?

Then go to the house and it's.. "Hey.. uhh.. what's cooking?"

Who is liable now?

In case you haven't been watching the news.. some folks act out their fantasies. We don't know that he, or his chat companions, haven't already done this to other kids, or even started to do this and chickened out after abduction, or murder, or something.. there are a LOT of missing kids out there, and where do all the dead kid pictures, bondage, and porn originate? From fantasies that are acted upon.

Maybe it's so obvious to me because I used to live in Largo with my son, possibly right down the street from the guy..
 
2012-07-24 09:32:30 AM  

rgriffithi: I wonder if he going to use a vinegar and pepper North Carolina BBQ sauce, or a Kansas City sugar and tomato based sauce. It sounds like he was going with locally raised organic so it is kinda hard to tell.


That's not funny in any way. In fact, it's really quite disgusting.

Everyone knows kids are best slow roasted with a honey glaze.
 
2012-07-24 09:42:53 AM  
Here's the guy he was chatting with: Link

vpb:

Well, he shouldn't be around children. Even if he didn't have the porn I wouldn't want to live near him if I had kids. (Or otherwise really).


Well, I'd like to believe that, but he drove kids to church. Parents liked him, kids liked him.
 
2012-07-24 09:46:45 AM  
Oh, and lest you forget Girls are sugar and spice.... roast them

Boys are snips, snails & tails... Braise, boil or smoke them.... Best to brine first.
 
2012-07-24 09:51:38 AM  

oldsbone: One bad thing about the internet is that people with these freak fetishes can connect with each other. If he had been left alone, he probably would have fantasized about it "I wonder..." But now he has pictures and directions on how to do it. Oh, and people telling him it's okay to want to do that.


Tradeoff. The fact that he could meet up with "sympathetic parties" easier also made him easier to catch.

Progress marches forward, for good or for ill. I'll be happy to take something good in trade out of the exchange at least.
 
2012-07-24 09:54:51 AM  

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.


You mean the child pornography depicting children experiencing pain?
 
2012-07-24 09:55:01 AM  

jshine: If only he'd spent more time finding religion:

[desmond.imageshack.us image 400x300]


And not a tube of Preparation H in sight.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-24 09:59:23 AM  

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.


www.thehulltruth.com
 
2012-07-24 10:05:19 AM  
I wonder how many Farkers want to shove their fists up the reporter's butt.
 
2012-07-24 11:06:05 AM  
They should just chain him in a yard surrounded by piles of rocks and let all the area parents of toddlers know where he is.

I want to run home and hug my two year for as long as he will let me.
 
2012-07-24 11:18:00 AM  

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.


I'll admit that I'm shaky on online conversations as crime, but thankfully the images on his computer mean that there's not really any question of intent, since he's hopefully going to jail for a long time on that. And he was talking about a specific, very real kid in his talk, which comes closer to conspiracy to commit. I'm guessing either way he's going to be in jail for a while, and I'm more than okay with this.
 
2012-07-24 11:19:13 AM  
FTA: Agents say they captured images on Brown's computer. The pictures are simply too graphic to describe in detail. They are of children in bondage positions....Agents say Brown had multiple photos of child pornography depicting little boys in severe pain.

Somehow I find shiat like that far more objectionable than slaughter and consumption.

Where does one get photos like that anyway? Are they "shopped" or does one shop for them? (No I don't want to see them, get your mind out of the gutter.) If there is some "dark underground" where such things are commonplace I propose we liberate the area from whoever is misruling it.
 
2012-07-24 11:21:25 AM  

Dead-Guy: I suggest reading the attached explicit documents


I really wish I hadn't read that. After reading those chat logs, I just want to shoot both of them in the head. Not in some revenge justice kind of way, but in a "holy shiat! It's a monster! Kill it as fast as you can!" kind of way.
 
2012-07-24 11:23:46 AM  
spectrumculture.com
That's not right.
 
2012-07-24 11:47:52 AM  
He must be a zombie, Ron Brown died in a plane crash April 3rd, 1996.
 
2012-07-24 11:49:14 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Bathia_Mapes: Surely you can't be serious.

I have absolutely no idea whether it was a particularly popular film over your side of the pond, or how many people would recognise a picture of a fairly minor character from it.

Of course, I should have fixed the filename

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is fairly well known in the U.S. In fact I've see The Child Catcher referenced quite a bit on fark.

The Child Catcher is somewhat minor, but he's also one of the scariest elements in the movie.


It still creeps me out. My scout troop was dropped off at the theatre by ourselves to watch that when it first came out. He's not as creepy as the flying monkeys in WOO but real close.
 
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