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(WTSP)   Puppeteer arrested for wanting to kidnap, torture, rape, murder, cook, and eat children. Pinocchio has no comment at this time (Sick tag trumps Florida)   (wtsp.com) divider line 139
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2012-07-24 01:10:21 AM
Damn, there's a Yahoo group for everything.
 
2012-07-24 01:31:33 AM
Wow....That just....

Wow.
 
2012-07-24 03:32:05 AM

Ambivalence: Wow....That just....

Wow.


Yeah....I don't know what to say either. He's absolute human garbage, thankfully they caught him before he ever got a chance to make his sick fantasies a reality.
 
2012-07-24 03:33:56 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-24 03:41:33 AM
They're all freaks -- clowns, puppeteers, mimes, vegans...
 
2012-07-24 04:10:30 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/obscure?
 
2012-07-24 04:30:14 AM
pretty grimm
 
2012-07-24 04:36:37 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


Surely you can't be serious.
 
2012-07-24 04:41:46 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Surely you can't be serious.


I have absolutely no idea whether it was a particularly popular film over your side of the pond, or how many people would recognise a picture of a fairly minor character from it.

Of course, I should have fixed the filename
 
2012-07-24 04:42:48 AM
FTFA: We asked one of Brown's neighbors, Paula Tincher, "When you hear something like that, what do you think?"

Shaking her head and wincing, she said, "It freaks me out. I have three kids of my own."


Yeah, but your kids look gamey and don't have a of of meat. I want to eat Johnson's kids.
 
2012-07-24 04:43:28 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/obscure?


Tim Burton is not obscure.
 
2012-07-24 04:49:52 AM
People are creepy and so are puppet shows. What sort of kid in 2012 wants to see a puppet show anyway?
 
2012-07-24 04:52:16 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Bathia_Mapes: Surely you can't be serious.

I have absolutely no idea whether it was a particularly popular film over your side of the pond, or how many people would recognise a picture of a fairly minor character from it.

Of course, I should have fixed the filename


Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is fairly well known in the U.S. In fact I've see The Child Catcher referenced quite a bit on fark.

The Child Catcher is somewhat minor, but he's also one of the scariest elements in the movie.
 
2012-07-24 04:56:53 AM

Ed Finnerty: DammitIForgotMyLogin: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

Tim Burton is not obscure.


The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie isn't from Tim Burton.
 
2012-07-24 04:59:36 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Bathia_Mapes: Surely you can't be serious.

I have absolutely no idea whether it was a particularly popular film over your side of the pond, or how many people would recognise a picture of a fairly minor character from it.

Of course, I should have fixed the filename


www.huliq.com

Richard O'Brien as The Child Catcher in the stage version. He originally played the role at the London Palladium back in 2002.
 
2012-07-24 05:01:34 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Ed Finnerty: DammitIForgotMyLogin: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

Tim Burton is not obscure.

The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie isn't from Tim Burton.


Vindicated :D
 
2012-07-24 05:04:36 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Bathia_Mapes: Ed Finnerty: DammitIForgotMyLogin: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/obscure?

Tim Burton is not obscure.

The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie isn't from Tim Burton.

Vindicated :D


Heh!

I know my Burton too. :-D
 
2012-07-24 05:21:48 AM
Punch and Booty?
Munch and Judy?
Pee-Nokie-hole?
Piss in Boots?

Touch my finger puppet.
 
2012-07-24 05:21:57 AM
Until I read about the photos, I would have just written them off as venting. Given the other evidence on his computer, end him and remove this burden on society:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-24 05:23:05 AM
Throw this asshole + sideshow bob into gen pop in jail - and let prison justice prevail.

Death is too easy for both of these criminals. Life of brutal beatings + malicious rape? Ahh. Justice!
 
2012-07-24 05:23:21 AM
Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.
 
2012-07-24 05:24:27 AM

Dr.Fey: [images.wikia.com image 289x462]


They're just trying to eliminate the unlucky ones.
 
2012-07-24 05:31:13 AM
Trailer trash. Hope he washed the youngsters first. They probably haven't had a bath in a while.
 
2012-07-24 05:32:03 AM
YAY PUPPIES!


wait, what?
 
2012-07-24 05:33:51 AM
Guess there wasn't any strings to hold him down
 
2012-07-24 05:34:27 AM
Please tell me this is from the onion :(
 
2012-07-24 05:34:51 AM

Bathia_Mapes: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Bathia_Mapes: Surely you can't be serious.

I have absolutely no idea whether it was a particularly popular film over your side of the pond, or how many people would recognise a picture of a fairly minor character from it.

Of course, I should have fixed the filename

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is fairly well known in the U.S. In fact I've see The Child Catcher referenced quite a bit on fark.

The Child Catcher is somewhat minor, but he's also one of the scariest elements in the movie.


I seem to recall it was in black and white. Or am I thinking of the flubber movie?
 
2012-07-24 05:35:18 AM

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.


Normally I would be the first person to say the same thing about thought crime, but this isn't just a case of someone having thoughts of murdering a child. This guy:

- has images of dead children and others being tortured/harmed his computer
- has spoken about harming children
- has targeted a specific child
- works in a profession where he is in direct contact with children

Given all these circumstances I'm willing to say that we probably shouldn't wait until he has several torsos underneath his porch before we act.
 
2012-07-24 05:38:20 AM

miss diminutive: GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.

Normally I would be the first person to say the same thing about thought crime, but this isn't just a case of someone having thoughts of murdering a child. This guy:

- has images of dead children and others being tortured/harmed his computer
- has spoken about harming children
- has targeted a specific child
- works in a profession where he is in direct contact with children

Given all these circumstances I'm willing to say that we probably shouldn't wait until he has several torsos underneath his porch before we act.


If he doesn't already. Soon the neighbors will be saying, "I always wondered what that smell was"
 
2012-07-24 05:38:48 AM

Woolwine: Guess there wasn't any strings to hold him down


YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-24 05:40:46 AM

moviemarketing: I seem to recall it was in black and white. Or am I thinking of the flubber movie?


I never did trust that Fred MacMurray guy what with the constant hanging around young boys thing and all...
 
2012-07-24 05:43:35 AM
I wonder if he going to use a vinegar and pepper North Carolina BBQ sauce, or a Kansas City sugar and tomato based sauce. It sounds like he was going with locally raised organic so it is kinda hard to tell.
 
2012-07-24 05:44:16 AM
Are you sure you don't mean....

Dahnkster: Punch and Booty?
Munch and Judy?
Pee-Nookie-hole?
Piss in Boots?

Touch my finger puppet.

 
2012-07-24 05:48:39 AM
He was just taking orders from this thing.

themonsterunderground.com

/searching for "devl doll" without "movie" returns a hot goth girl band
 
2012-07-24 05:51:41 AM
Really? I am the first? Rule 34 in effect.

/Yeah I will have a seat over there.
//He really is a sick basterd, bread and circuses, the decline and fall of western civilization.
/// he is even worse than the 3 from the previous thread
////I really really do not want to live in this world anymore.
 
2012-07-24 05:56:34 AM
i'll admit, diminutive people remind me of chicken wings and i've often wondered how they would do on the BBQ. never thought about the kids though. i hate kids.
 
2012-07-24 05:57:20 AM

Dr.Fey: [images.wikia.com image 289x462]


Came in here for a Puppeteer reference, leaving semi-satisfied.
 
2012-07-24 06:00:11 AM
Because this is Fark the submitter who couldn't read was greenlighted.

Well, mere illiteracy doesn't deserve to be blamed. My guess is that, as usual, it's some grandstanding jackass who has devised some jaunty way of pretending to be illiterate...

Anyway, on to specifics: Who farks something they're going to eat? Really. I mean, we all eat chicken, and no doubt there are a few chicken farkers among us, but you wouldn't eat a chicken you farked, would you?

I'll come out and say that I would love to sample human flesh if it becomes available, though I've been told it's apt to be pretty nasty. After all, take a look at what most people eat. Your average beer-chugging, nacho-crunching American is bound to taste like a greasy ashtray. Oh, but his little child, on the other hand... Tender, and bloated with sweeter-than-sweet corn syrupy American treats, and as unscathed by exertion as stalled oxen, I bet these kids would taste divine and you could cut the morsels with your fork! Ummmm-good!

I'd have to admit I can see where this guy is coming from, apart from the pedo bit. We all love ribs, right, but who wants to screw a pig? Especially if you're going to eat it after. I mean... ewww, that's just nasty. I hope this guy gets some therapy before he puts something really unhealthy in his mouth.
 
2012-07-24 06:01:38 AM

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out?


1/10
 
2012-07-24 06:02:03 AM

KrispyKritter: i'll admit, diminutive people remind me of chicken wings and i've often wondered how they would do on the BBQ. never thought about the kids though. i hate kids.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-24 06:11:31 AM

ShannonKW: Because this is Fark the submitter who couldn't read was greenlighted.

Well, mere illiteracy doesn't deserve to be blamed. My guess is that, as usual, it's some grandstanding jackass who has devised some jaunty way of pretending to be illiterate...

Anyway, on to specifics: Who farks something they're going to eat? Really. I mean, we all eat chicken, and no doubt there are a few chicken farkers among us, but you wouldn't eat a chicken you farked, would you?

I'll come out and say that I would love to sample human flesh if it becomes available, though I've been told it's apt to be pretty nasty. After all, take a look at what most people eat. Your average beer-chugging, nacho-crunching American is bound to taste like a greasy ashtray. Oh, but his little child, on the other hand... Tender, and bloated with sweeter-than-sweet corn syrupy American treats, and as unscathed by exertion as stalled oxen, I bet these kids would taste divine and you could cut the morsels with your fork! Ummmm-good!

I'd have to admit I can see where this guy is coming from, apart from the pedo bit. We all love ribs, right, but who wants to screw a pig? Especially if you're going to eat it after. I mean... ewww, that's just nasty. I hope this guy gets some therapy before he puts something really unhealthy in his mouth.


Well, that's a modest proposal.
 
2012-07-24 06:13:21 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: They're all freaks -- clowns, puppeteers, mimes, vegans...


and Methodists!

Reading through that complaint was torture.


www.freeinfosociety.com

/oblig
 
2012-07-24 06:14:02 AM

GreenSun: Oh no here comes the thought police from the future! What if they're just fantasies and he's not really going to act them out? Is it illegal to use your imagination for socially unacceptable things? He should be punished if he actually did any of those things though.


RTFA. Some of it was far beyond imagination. This guy had especially brutal child porn on his computer.

FTA...Agents say they captured images on Brown's computer. The pictures are simply too graphic to describe in detail. They are of children in bondage positions. Some of the images, agents say, are of dead children.

According to documents, Brown was targeting a little boy at a local church.

He told FBI agents, he wanted to "eat" the child. Brown also admitted in the documents that he wanted to strangle children, that he was in a group on Yahoo where he discussed his fantasies online.

Agents say Brown had multiple photos of child pornography depicting little boys in severe pain.
 
2012-07-24 06:17:42 AM
Not raw, cooked! A few French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...

I do feel a bit peckish
 
2012-07-24 06:19:14 AM
Guro fans are weird as shiat. The fact that he actually worked with kids is pretty questionable, and if he had anything on the computer that was illegal, well too bad for him. And even if you plan to, and actually would, let it stay 'fantasy' by the time you pick someone out and start stalking them, you've probably already broken a few laws. It's certainly possible for someone to be a deviant of pretty much any stripe without being an actual danger to others, but if you commit crimes in the process well, you're farked boyo.
 
2012-07-24 06:21:43 AM
Complaint here: Includes chats
 
2012-07-24 06:24:30 AM
It had to be done..
media.comicvine.com
 
2012-07-24 06:24:53 AM

moviemarketing: Bathia_Mapes: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Bathia_Mapes: Surely you can't be serious.

I have absolutely no idea whether it was a particularly popular film over your side of the pond, or how many people would recognise a picture of a fairly minor character from it.

Of course, I should have fixed the filename

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is fairly well known in the U.S. In fact I've see The Child Catcher referenced quite a bit on fark.

The Child Catcher is somewhat minor, but he's also one of the scariest elements in the movie.

I seem to recall it was in black and white. Or am I thinking of the flubber movie?


No, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was in color.

The Absent-Minded Professor was originally released in black & white in 1961, but a colorized version was made available in the late 80s.

cdn.d23.disney.go.com
 
2012-07-24 06:27:52 AM

itsaback: Complaint here: Includes chats


I...don't even know how to process what I just read.
 
2012-07-24 06:30:13 AM
I got about 3/4 of the way through that article before seeing an actual crime, unpleasant as it may be. It's very difficult to prove that he was going to act on these fantasies. I have had angry revenge fantasies and told people that I wanted to kill a guy that bullied me in school. But yeah, if he had kiddie porn, put his ass away for that, not the thoughtcrime.
 
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