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(Foodbeast)   Introducing: Air. A carbonated water beverage with 4% alcohol by volume. Virtually odorless, colorless, and tasteless, it may at first seem like Coors Light, but should you consume enough, this stuff will actually get you drunk   (foodbeast.com) divider line 21
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2012-07-24 09:20:30 AM
6 votes:
They're rebooting Zima?
2012-07-24 12:09:41 PM
5 votes:
weasel.brazi.net
And I assure you, there is no air shortage. I know. I've heard the same rumors myself. Thank you for calling. And not reversing the charges.
2012-07-24 12:19:19 PM
4 votes:
Dear lord, my brain is weird. When I read the headline, my brain went to an odd variation of a classic scene.

"Smell, but do not taste."
"I smell nothing."
"What you do not smell is Air. It is odorless, colorless, and tasteless, and has 4% alcohol by volume."
*The man in black fiddles with two massive pitchers behind his back*
"All right. Where is the alcohol? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right, and who is drunk."
2012-07-24 01:54:38 PM
2 votes:
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2012-07-24 01:06:20 PM
2 votes:
They have doughnut water in Germany?
2012-07-24 12:29:05 PM
2 votes:
So, Natty Air?
2012-07-24 12:11:54 PM
2 votes:
Will it give me uncontrollable flatulence? I have a reputation to uphold!
2012-07-24 12:10:53 PM
2 votes:

kmmontandon: cman: This will make it much easier to get drunk. Unfortunately, you will still barf, but it won't be bad coming back up


... how the hell can you get sick-drunk from something that's 4% abv?

I mean ... if you need a loaner, I can let you borrow a magnifying glass. You know, so you can locate your balls.


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2012-07-24 02:46:17 AM
2 votes:
This will make it much easier to get drunk. Unfortunately, you will still barf, but it won't be bad coming back up
2012-07-24 04:56:46 PM
1 votes:

king_nacho: jfivealive: I'm 6 foot 4, 240 pounds, I have drank at least 3 beers a day, probably closer to 6 (8-12 on sat / sun), for the better part of a decade. If i drink a case of a corona in a few hours, im drunk, and you're the pussy because you lie about it on the internet.

Different drinks hit in different ways, but yeah, anybody that thinks 4% means you can drink 20 and still drive is either lying or never actually had 20


fark you buddy. you're not the boss of me. i'll drive when i feel like. 20, 40, whatever, give me my keys i've got places to go.
2012-07-24 01:18:22 PM
1 votes:
booze without color or taste or odor? that's like boobs without nipples. pass
2012-07-24 01:14:14 PM
1 votes:

jfivealive: I'm 6 foot 4, 240 pounds, I have drank at least 3 beers a day, probably closer to 6 (8-12 on sat / sun), for the better part of a decade. If i drink a case of a corona in a few hours, im drunk, and you're the pussy because you lie about it on the internet.


Damn you. You said basically what I was thinking, but I didn't want to pull the "I drink consistently" card.
2012-07-24 12:18:54 PM
1 votes:
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2012-07-24 12:17:28 PM
1 votes:
What you do not smell is called Air. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man. All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead.
2012-07-24 10:43:42 AM
1 votes:
Popular with the ladies I bet. Any guy seen drinking this will be have to turn in his man card.
2012-07-24 10:20:49 AM
1 votes:
As mentioned before, I will stick with vodka soda thank you very much. A heck of a lot stronger and the same amount of calories, not that obsessive about that sort of stuff. Ack I had FOUR glasses of wine last night. Oh the bloatation!

*tickles back of throat with feather while doing crunches*
2012-07-24 10:19:21 AM
1 votes:
Hmm, add a dash of grapefruit juice and it might even make for a reasonable similarity to Chu-hai. Loved that stuff when I was in Japan, have had no luck finding it in the states.
2012-07-24 10:17:12 AM
1 votes:

cman: Drink enough alchohol of something and yo will get drunk. It's farking laws of physics, dude


I gotta go with no on that one. A big enough person, and a small enough alcohol content and it's a push at best.

Say.........Kevin James.....with Coors Light. NEVER GONNA GET DRUNK.

Or... that fat comedian that calls himself fluffy, not fat. You give him a case of Corona, and you'll have a pissing monster and an empty case, but no drunk anywhere.
2012-07-24 03:12:55 AM
1 votes:

cman: This will make it much easier to get drunk. Unfortunately, you will still barf, but it won't be bad coming back up



... how the hell can you get sick-drunk from something that's 4% abv?

I mean ... if you need a loaner, I can let you borrow a magnifying glass. You know, so you can locate your balls.
2012-07-24 01:46:45 AM
1 votes:
The kids will love it.

Goddammit, now I have that horrible 70's song in my head.

Like oxygen.. blah blah.. too much it gets you high
2012-07-24 01:29:27 AM
1 votes:
That sounds like a fail. Have you never tried Moscato? Why would I drink anything else?
 
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