king_nacho: jfivealive: I'm 6 foot 4, 240 pounds, I have drank at least 3 beers a day, probably closer to 6 (8-12 on sat / sun), for the better part of a decade. If i drink a case of a corona in a few hours, im drunk, and you're the pussy because you lie about it on the internet.Different drinks hit in different ways, but yeah, anybody that thinks 4% means you can drink 20 and still drive is either lying or never actually had 20
unlikely: They're rebooting Zima?
SageTemple: cman: Drink enough alchohol of something and yo will get drunk. It's farking laws of physics, dudeI gotta go with no on that one. A big enough person, and a small enough alcohol content and it's a push at best.Say.........Kevin James.....with Coors Light. NEVER GONNA GET DRUNK.Or... that fat comedian that calls himself fluffy, not fat. You give him a case of Corona, and you'll have a pissing monster and an empty case, but no drunk anywhere.
simplicimus: Sounds like Berliner Wasser, a clear, tasteless, low alcohol beer used to mix with syrups to make drinks in Germany.
kmmontandon: cman: This will make it much easier to get drunk. Unfortunately, you will still barf, but it won't be bad coming back up... how the hell can you get sick-drunk from something that's 4% abv?I mean ... if you need a loaner, I can let you borrow a magnifying glass. You know, so you can locate your balls.
cman: This will make it much easier to get drunk. Unfortunately, you will still barf, but it won't be bad coming back up
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