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(Foodbeast)   Introducing: Air. A carbonated water beverage with 4% alcohol by volume. Virtually odorless, colorless, and tasteless, it may at first seem like Coors Light, but should you consume enough, this stuff will actually get you drunk   (foodbeast.com) divider line 17
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2012-07-24 12:08:16 PM
2 votes:
Ever been to your local gas station/fast food joint and have the fountain drink machine run out while getting something clear such as Sprite? Ever tasted it? WTF would want to willingly drink something like that? My first reaction is to find somewhere to spit it - quickly.
2012-07-24 09:20:30 AM
2 votes:
They're rebooting Zima?
2012-07-24 12:37:07 AM
2 votes:
So, it's a really weak vodka & soda?

Why would you drink that?
2012-07-24 12:21:44 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like Berliner Wasser, a clear, tasteless, low alcohol beer used to mix with syrups to make drinks in Germany.
2012-07-24 04:56:46 PM
1 votes:

king_nacho: jfivealive: I'm 6 foot 4, 240 pounds, I have drank at least 3 beers a day, probably closer to 6 (8-12 on sat / sun), for the better part of a decade. If i drink a case of a corona in a few hours, im drunk, and you're the pussy because you lie about it on the internet.

Different drinks hit in different ways, but yeah, anybody that thinks 4% means you can drink 20 and still drive is either lying or never actually had 20


fark you buddy. you're not the boss of me. i'll drive when i feel like. 20, 40, whatever, give me my keys i've got places to go.
2012-07-24 12:22:34 PM
1 votes:

unlikely: They're rebooting Zima?


THIS
2012-07-24 12:19:19 PM
1 votes:
Dear lord, my brain is weird. When I read the headline, my brain went to an odd variation of a classic scene.

"Smell, but do not taste."
"I smell nothing."
"What you do not smell is Air. It is odorless, colorless, and tasteless, and has 4% alcohol by volume."
*The man in black fiddles with two massive pitchers behind his back*
"All right. Where is the alcohol? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right, and who is drunk."
2012-07-24 12:13:00 PM
1 votes:
So it's basically a weak vodka soda that isn't because it started as a brewed beverage.

The only reason this product exists is because of crazy laws that treat premixed cocktails made with distilled spirits differently than 'malt beverages'. Wouldn't it be nice if we could just have sane alcohol laws rather than this farce of a product?
2012-07-24 12:12:21 PM
1 votes:

SageTemple: cman: Drink enough alchohol of something and yo will get drunk. It's farking laws of physics, dude

I gotta go with no on that one. A big enough person, and a small enough alcohol content and it's a push at best.

Say.........Kevin James.....with Coors Light. NEVER GONNA GET DRUNK.

Or... that fat comedian that calls himself fluffy, not fat. You give him a case of Corona, and you'll have a pissing monster and an empty case, but no drunk anywhere.


Hell I'm nowhere near the size of those guys and I can tell you that drinking a case of corona would make me piss a lot and feel just about as fat as those guys and not at all drunk. I don't even drink that much either. I guess I just have a high tolerance for the booze.
2012-07-24 12:11:20 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Sounds like Berliner Wasser, a clear, tasteless, low alcohol beer used to mix with syrups to make drinks in Germany.


If memory serves in was actually Berliner Weisse mit Schuss (wheat beer with syrup) which was a drink generally served to older women.

Stationed in Berlin '83 to '86

/CSB
2012-07-24 12:11:06 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Sounds like Berliner Wasser, a clear, tasteless, low alcohol beer used to mix with syrups to make drinks in Germany.


You mean Berliner Weisse.
2012-07-24 12:11:05 PM
1 votes:
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Tastes like water while not being some weak 4% shiat.

/also kinda dangerous
//and not really available unless you have a roommate from Costa Rica.
2012-07-24 12:10:53 PM
1 votes:

kmmontandon: cman: This will make it much easier to get drunk. Unfortunately, you will still barf, but it won't be bad coming back up


... how the hell can you get sick-drunk from something that's 4% abv?

I mean ... if you need a loaner, I can let you borrow a magnifying glass. You know, so you can locate your balls.


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2012-07-24 10:43:42 AM
1 votes:
Popular with the ladies I bet. Any guy seen drinking this will be have to turn in his man card.
2012-07-24 10:20:49 AM
1 votes:
As mentioned before, I will stick with vodka soda thank you very much. A heck of a lot stronger and the same amount of calories, not that obsessive about that sort of stuff. Ack I had FOUR glasses of wine last night. Oh the bloatation!

*tickles back of throat with feather while doing crunches*
2012-07-24 09:02:39 AM
1 votes:
No.
2012-07-24 03:12:55 AM
1 votes:

cman: This will make it much easier to get drunk. Unfortunately, you will still barf, but it won't be bad coming back up



... how the hell can you get sick-drunk from something that's 4% abv?

I mean ... if you need a loaner, I can let you borrow a magnifying glass. You know, so you can locate your balls.
 
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