Whiskey tango foxmaul

Eclipses are the sun trying to hide from her.

Well, now we know what happened to Donna Temple-Noble.

You know who else was mauled by Fox....

miss diminutive: This just proves one thing: foxes hate imitation redheads.

On the other hand it seems at least in my case German Shepard's farking hate real redheads,no seriously that "mauling" in that pic looks like a pimple or some shiat. I'd freely trade scars with her cause when the dog attacked me he got my leg in such a way that I could see the separation between fat and muscle. Didn't go to the hospital,didn't call the cops but the dog did take an old yeller' trip down to the woods.

Was the fox on bath salts?

Have they caught the fox or is it still on the run?

/Sweet

I wonder if she tasted like chicken?

A Terrible Human: miss diminutive: This just proves one thing: foxes hate imitation redheads.

On the other hand it seems at least in my case German Shepard's farking hate real redheads,no seriously that "mauling" in that pic looks like a pimple or some shiat. I'd freely trade scars with her cause when the dog attacked me he got my leg in such a way that I could see the separation between fat and muscle. Didn't go to the hospital,didn't call the cops but the dog did take an old yeller' trip down to the woods.

I heard dueling banjos play when I read that.

Did she then eat the fox, her daughter and the sunlounger?

That, is not a mauling, that's a small cut.

/slow news day?

Picture of the culprit

Oh that poor woman, look at what the savage beast did to her face.. she will have to wear a paper bag from now on.

This is what happens when a nation outlaws fox hunting.

/fox news

42 is too old to be sunbathing. Stop trying to capture your lost youth, Granny.

Had spider bites worse than that-Damned-
/think I should make up a story if sun pays well

It will be a long road back to reclaiming her life, but with modern advances in scalp transplants, she may one day regain a measure of normalcy.

Godspeed, mauled woman.

Mauled?



Stupid chav!!

"Mauled"?

I have a shih tzu that can inflict more damage.

I was not aware that foxes were scavengers.

/learn sumpin new every other third day
//except Wednesdays

In my brief, admittedly superficial evaluation of the parties involved...I would have to say of the two, the fox is the more valuable being.

Looks more like she got clipped by a wing during a barrel roll.

Once you see that manicure, you could make book on the fat and the face.

Ever notice that?

Her fault for dying her hair that colour and making yiffing noises.

/Bloody furries

xl5150: 42 is too old to be sunbathing. Stop trying to capture your lost youth, Granny.

Because people don't sunbathe to enjoy the process or the mood boost. Or because of they want to, they shouldn't be allowed to, even in their backyards, if it isn't sexy.

Story is weird, fox is cute, laying in the sun has purposes other than trying to look good.

brown recluse

doloresonthedottedline: xl5150: 42 is too old to be sunbathing. Stop trying to capture your lost youth, Granny.

Because people don't sunbathe to enjoy the process or the mood boost. Or because of they want to, they shouldn't be allowed to, even in their backyards, if it isn't sexy.

Story is weird, fox is cute, laying in the sun has purposes other than trying to look good.

Shouldn't you be at Forever 21 getting a new outfit?

Oop, my bad.

That looks like the bitemark of Sean Hannity.

Stupid attention whore woman is an attention whore and stupid.

And a chav.