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(Buzzfeed)   Can you make exercise equipment more suggestive than the shake weight? South Korea thinks so   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 50
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2012-07-23 09:11:50 PM
Thanks, I don't need the equipment. The exercise videos those ladies made will do just fine...
 
2012-07-23 09:11:54 PM
The Sybian has competition
 
2012-07-23 09:13:06 PM
Sign me up for The Humpercizer.
 
2012-07-23 09:18:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-23 10:07:48 PM
realproculture.yolasite.com
 
2012-07-23 10:12:49 PM
i don't get it, what's sexually suggestive about riding a horse? you people are perverts.
 
2012-07-23 11:07:22 PM
Come on it can be that ba...wow.
 
2012-07-23 11:18:27 PM
what the fark???

on the other hand, post more writhing babes
 
2012-07-24 12:14:57 AM
 
2012-07-24 12:16:47 AM
It needs wheels, some sprockets/chain, and a ratcheting gear drive to convert the exercise to forward motion. Package it with a pair of shake-weights and a Borat mankini... You wouldn't be able to keep it on the shelves in SF.
 
2012-07-24 12:18:46 AM

Krymson Tyde: Come on it can be that ba...wow.


Just wow.
 
2012-07-24 12:23:55 AM
30 seconds before the actual video begins?? people need to edit videos better. *shaking fist at the internet*
 
2012-07-24 12:33:26 AM

thomps: i don't get it, what's sexually suggestive about riding a horse? you people are perverts.


It's marketed to bronies.
 
2012-07-24 12:58:18 AM
I give it a week before someone attaches a phallus to the seat and goes for a REAL ride!
 
2012-07-24 01:00:23 AM

Mugato: [i.imgur.com image 350x275]


vossiewulf: [realproculture.yolasite.com image 163x266]


I like where this thread is going!
 
2012-07-24 01:01:53 AM
Bundle it with two shake weights and you have the fitness gangbang package.
 
2012-07-24 01:01:55 AM

digitalrain: I give it a week before someone attaches a phallus to the seat and goes for a REAL ride!


I give it -5 days.
 
2012-07-24 01:02:04 AM
"Live longer for now."

WAT
 
2012-07-24 01:03:16 AM
That isn't as bad as this, the Free Flexor.
 
2012-07-24 01:04:47 AM

Poo_Fight: "Live longer for now."

WAT


Die quickly later this year. It's so obvious.
 
2012-07-24 01:26:45 AM

Fish in a Barrel: Mugato: [i.imgur.com image 350x275]

vossiewulf: [realproculture.yolasite.com image 163x266]

I like where this thread is going!


came for both...leave happy
 
2012-07-24 01:29:56 AM

Fish in a Barrel: Mugato: [i.imgur.com image 350x275]

vossiewulf: [realproculture.yolasite.com image 163x266]

I like where this thread is going!


Agreed.

Link because I fail teh the hmlt
 
2012-07-24 01:41:00 AM
For a hardcore workout, the seat is optional.
 
2012-07-24 01:47:21 AM
Fark the naysayers.

/Bought one
//Lost 20 pounds
///Now pinworm free
 
2012-07-24 02:06:40 AM
 
2012-07-24 02:41:14 AM

BKITU: digitalrain: I give it a week before someone attaches a phallus to the seat and goes for a REAL ride!

I give it -5 days.


Link (nsfw)
 
2012-07-24 04:10:58 AM

Whatthefark: That isn't as bad as this, the Free Flexor.


Don't ask, don't tell.
 
2012-07-24 06:03:53 AM

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 637x339]

click for NSFW continuation


Can't.....stop.......watching.......
 
2012-07-24 06:45:53 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Thanks, I don't need the equipment. The exercise videos those ladies made will do just fine...


When I lived in korea, if you put the TV on before work, around 6:30am-7:00am, sometimes you could find what you're suggesting. The program was basically soft core porn - women dressed in skimpy clothing doing group aerobics, with the camera focusing on places that made it soft core porn.

Looks like they have a new toy for their suggestive aerobics classes now hahaha. Good find!
 
2012-07-24 07:01:25 AM
 
2012-07-24 08:33:40 AM
I still don't think it beats the shake weight. It's definitely on a par with it, but it's not worse.

But, I propose a test to try and determine for certain which is more sexually suggestive. Have those ladies in the vid ride that fitness device for 10 minutes. Then have them use the shake weight for 10 minutes. And I'll see which I can fap to the easiest.

/All in the name of science of course
 
2012-07-24 09:32:10 AM
It's still better than dealing with the airlines.
 
2012-07-24 10:06:05 AM
The Shake Weight is only suggestive if the viewer has their mind in the sewer.
 
2012-07-24 10:35:27 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The Shake Weight is only suggestive if the viewer has their mind in the sewer.


And?
 
2012-07-24 10:55:30 AM
I watched a girl ride one of those rockers just last week.
 
2012-07-24 11:03:19 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The Shake Weight is only suggestive if the viewer has their mind in the sewer.


I'm not so sure. Have you actually seen the commercial? I'm pretty sure that pink tank top girl is in on it.
 
2012-07-24 11:04:10 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The Shake Weight is only suggestive if the viewer has their mind in the sewer.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2012-07-24 11:06:30 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The Shake Weight is only suggestive if the viewer has their mind in the sewer.


Which we all do of course.
 
2012-07-24 11:29:05 AM
Mount a fleshlight to that and I'll buy one.
 
2012-07-24 12:39:56 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: Mount a fleshlight to that and I'll buy one.


Rule 34 will be with you shortly. Please hold...
 
2012-07-24 12:51:24 PM
for christ sakes. find a partner and have sex already. 300-600 calories
 
2012-07-24 01:21:52 PM

pxsteel: for christ sakes. find a partner and have sex already. 300-600 calories


lawl
 
2012-07-24 02:47:32 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-24 04:02:53 PM
Vids and exercises like this are quite common.

Just google masturbate bannister.
 
2012-07-24 04:52:21 PM
Bad Korea !
 
2012-07-24 08:56:38 PM

pxsteel: for christ sakes. find a partner and have sex already. 300-600 calories


This is the internet. You're supposed to say every time you have sex you burn at least 6,000 calories.
 
2012-07-25 07:38:13 AM
fem-fatl.com

Approves
 
2012-07-25 04:51:42 PM
digitalrain:

I give it a week before someone attaches a phallus to the seat and goes for a REAL ride!

Google "monkey rocker". I have a friend who says that once she hits the lottery she's going to buy one and never leave the house again.
 
2012-07-25 05:30:08 PM
i hear it's already been endorsed by Sarah Jessica Parker
 
2012-07-26 11:49:00 PM
Typical Koreans trying to take credit for inventing everything. Even the pervy stuff.

I present the Rodeoboy circa 2006

Link

And here is AKB48 riding them for no reason at all...

Link
 
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