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(Gizmodo)   Wouldn't it be nice if you could continue to bring comfort to your loved ones long after you've passed on? Have you considered the timeless appeal of an urn sculpted to look exactly like your severed head on a plaque?   (gizmodo.com) divider line 46
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2012-07-23 09:02:31 PM
7 votes:
FTFA:
And it doesn't require a mould of your head to be created, or even a laser scan of your noggin. The company promises to create the urn using just a single photo of the deceased.

i48.tinypic.com

Oh yeah, that'll work great.
2012-07-23 10:12:17 PM
3 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com

/ww3.hdnux.com
2012-07-23 10:11:26 PM
3 votes:
Watch out though. They often make these things out of materials that are only safe with water-based lubricants, so keep the heavy duty stuff away from your urn.
2012-07-23 11:27:06 PM
2 votes:
What I want is to have a modified safe like the ones they use in convenience stores to time dispense cash for change, but I want it implanted in my chest/abdominal cavity and rigged so that at random intervals in the months after I die it will cause my nose to light up and when that happens passerbys have 5 minutes to pump my crank until a cash filled tube pops out my ass, if they don't it resets for 48 hours without dispensing cash.
2012-07-23 11:07:40 PM
2 votes:

MBooda: Ambivalence: Should I be offended they used Barak Obama's head in one example? I mean if Bush's head on a pike can cause outrage surely that is kind of out of bounds.

There, there.
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Lemme go ya one better:

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2012-07-23 10:40:33 PM
2 votes:

Ambivalence: Should I be offended they used Barak Obama's head in one example? I mean if Bush's head on a pike can cause outrage surely that is kind of out of bounds.


There, there.
cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
2012-07-23 10:27:48 PM
2 votes:
AM I the only one who thinks that some guy will leave some money to his ex - provided his ashes are put in a bust an kept in plain view?
2012-07-23 10:25:21 PM
2 votes:

Joliebleu: Meh, I'd rather just haunt my loved ones... call me a creep traditionalist but it's just how I wish to spend eternity.


And look on the bright side, at least you'd still get to see some boob now and then.
2012-07-23 10:18:22 PM
2 votes:
I want to have a miniaturized, life-like head urn placed inside a life-sized, life-like head urn. And then I want that life-sized, life-like head urn placed into an even bigger life-like head urn.
2012-07-23 10:18:09 PM
2 votes:
Eh, they can just use the head off my RealDoll...
2012-07-23 10:17:51 PM
2 votes:

stuffy: My creepy meter just went off the scale.


Oh yeah? Check this out. What if a family was having a hard time getting a pregnancy to go full term, and couldn't bear to part with the remains?

famillesummerbelle.typepad.com

Now how's your creepy meter?

/sorry
//sleep tight
2012-07-23 10:15:22 PM
2 votes:
I want to be built into a miniature sculpture of myself and placed like a garden gnome in the yards of friends and family, to be passed around every Christmas as the gift no one wants but someone has to take.
2012-07-23 09:25:57 PM
2 votes:
Yes I have.
2012-07-23 09:23:28 PM
2 votes:
Should I be offended they used Barak Obama's head in one example? I mean if Bush's head on a pike can cause outrage surely that is kind of out of bounds.
2012-07-24 09:27:26 AM
1 votes:
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
2012-07-24 07:27:43 AM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: studebaker hoch: 12 weird things to do with your cremated remains

Come for the site, stay for the comments:

"If I die first, I am having a small portion of my ashes flung in my ex-husband's face."

Not gonna lie, the one about putting your ashes into an hour glass actually sounds like a good idea.


I still like my ant farm idea from a while back.

Maybe a little something for the top of the piano?
2012-07-24 05:03:52 AM
1 votes:
2012-07-24 02:27:45 AM
1 votes:
I read that as comfort food, and thought of my grandma's pierogi recipe.

I like mine better.
2012-07-24 01:34:13 AM
1 votes:
It would be very cool if you could keep it a secret from your family. Then have the funeral director tell them he will ship the urn to them when he's finished.
They open the box from FedX and...........................
2012-07-24 12:33:00 AM
1 votes:
Rule 34:
Head for the Dead.
2012-07-24 12:06:12 AM
1 votes:
12 weird things to do with your cremated remains

Come for the site, stay for the comments:

"If I die first, I am having a small portion of my ashes flung in my ex-husband's face."
2012-07-23 11:28:12 PM
1 votes:

Chevello: stuffy: My creepy meter just went off the scale.

Oh yeah? Check this out. What if a family was having a hard time getting a pregnancy to go full term, and couldn't bear to part with the remains?

[famillesummerbelle.typepad.com image 340x567]

Now how's your creepy meter?

/sorry
//sleep tight


Excellent, now I know what to get my future girlfriend! :)
2012-07-23 11:21:37 PM
1 votes:
Yes, yes I have...
www.movieactors.com
2012-07-23 10:49:49 PM
1 votes:
Why would I want my urn to look like my penis?
2012-07-23 10:49:21 PM
1 votes:
To all you outraged, Obama-loving liberals. I'll have you know they made one of Bush as well, but you wouldn't recognize it because they've yet to perfect the ass-urn technology required to house it.
2012-07-23 10:45:29 PM
1 votes:
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I want to be entombed in a clear block, in a trying to escape pose, and become the best coffee table ever.
2012-07-23 10:44:03 PM
1 votes:
I want an urn sculpted to exactly match a Folgers can.
2012-07-23 10:41:37 PM
1 votes:
A guy dies and his wife has him cremated and keeps his ashes in a silver urn on the mantel, One day she comes home wearing a floor length mink coat and a five carat diamond ring on her finger. She empties her husband's ashes onto a silver tray and starts to talk to him.

"Sidney, remember all those years I asked you to buy me a mink coat and you never got me one? Well look, Sidney, with the insurance money I bought this coat. Isn't it gorgeous?

"And Sidney, remember all those years I asked you for a diamond ring? Welll look Sidney, I bought myself this ring. Isn't beautiful?

"And Sidney, remember all those years you asked me for a blow job?....PPPHHHHFFFLLLLGGGGHHHH!"
2012-07-23 10:35:36 PM
1 votes:
The motto for this company is obviously.....


*dons black suit and sunglasses*

....."a well urned rest".

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
2012-07-23 10:33:14 PM
1 votes:
nah, I'll pass on the head-shaped urn.

Just scatter my ashes in the sea, and bury a casket full of heavy weapons in my mausoleum.
2012-07-23 10:33:02 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't it be nice if you could continue to bring comfort to your loved ones long after you've passed on?

Old news.

litreactor.com
/why haven't they made a movie out of this? God forbid, it would get the Total Recall treatment
2012-07-23 10:32:43 PM
1 votes:
Have you considered the timeless appeal of an urn sculpted to look exactly like your severed head on a plaque?

img.photobucket.com

This had NOT occurred to us, Dude.
2012-07-23 10:23:51 PM
1 votes:
i210.photobucket.com

Approves.
2012-07-23 10:22:33 PM
1 votes:
Meh, I'd rather just haunt my loved ones... call me a creep traditionalist but it's just how I wish to spend eternity.
2012-07-23 10:21:31 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: You know what it needs? Anamatronics. And pre-recorded messages.


Can I choose the voice?
images.wikia.com
/dibs
2012-07-23 10:18:26 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I guess it's no more horrible than freeze-drying your beloved pet so you can lay it on the back of the sofa and pretend it's really still alive.

Which is to say, pretty goddamn horrible.


I looked at a house with a dead cat perched on the arm of the sofa.

/neat house
//didn't buy it
2012-07-23 10:17:09 PM
1 votes:
Only if it can be sculpted with my 'O' face.

/For those special family occasions, of course.
2012-07-23 10:16:32 PM
1 votes:
why is the first head bearing a striking resemblance to BHO?
2012-07-23 10:15:24 PM
1 votes:
I guess it's no more horrible than freeze-drying your beloved pet so you can lay it on the back of the sofa and pretend it's really still alive.

Which is to say, pretty goddamn horrible.
2012-07-23 10:15:07 PM
1 votes:
I'll consider it if they make me into a Chia Head.
2012-07-23 10:14:21 PM
1 votes:
I want it to be animatronic like one of these:

upload.wikimedia.org

and randomly pick from a dozen or so recordings of my voice.
2012-07-23 10:12:38 PM
1 votes:
I want my organs to the donated, the rest of my body to be cremated, and my ashes to be secretly sprinkled on the cake and food that will be served in my funeral.
2012-07-23 10:08:57 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: You know what it needs? Anamatronics. And pre-recorded messages.


And a fish, a singing bass perhaps.
2012-07-23 09:25:01 PM
1 votes:
You know what it needs? Anamatronics. And pre-recorded messages.
2012-07-23 09:10:30 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
No thanks, I'm gonna hold out for my head in a jar.
2012-07-23 09:09:20 PM
1 votes:
Psh, these guys are late to the party. I've been putting out my cigarettes in a hollowed-out one of these for years:
statues.com
 
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