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(Lycos News)   Stepmother houses stepson in chicken coop for 10 years. Boy is okay, but acts cocky   ( divider line
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2003-11-16 01:27:16 PM  
Props on the headline.
2003-11-16 04:04:27 PM  
wonder if his dad is hen-pecked
2003-11-16 04:16:01 PM  
I wonder if he's been studyin on killin his maw fer what she done. Mmm hmm.
2003-11-16 05:49:40 PM  
Harry potter was in a small room for 10 years...and he has magical powers
2003-11-16 05:50:47 PM  
If someone told that headline as a joke on stage, I'd throw my ashtray at him.
2003-11-16 05:51:03 PM  

/going to my room to think about why i found the headline funny
2003-11-16 05:54:23 PM  
puns are always funny, even if most always corny
2003-11-16 05:56:14 PM  
Isn't pretty much everyone in Nairobi denied food and a proper education?
2003-11-16 05:57:15 PM  
2003-11-16 05:50:47 PM droogmilk
If someone told that headline as a joke on stage, I'd throw my ashtray at him.

Why? Because it laid an egg?

(Hoohoo, haha, that's rich, I'll say)
2003-11-16 06:14:45 PM  
Stepmother: "He said he wanted a coupe to cruise around in, how the hell was I supposed to know he meant a car."

Stepson: "Chicken feces cured my retardation."
2003-11-16 06:22:51 PM  
Guess his fairy-godfather finally found out about the wicked step-mother...
2003-11-16 06:26:45 PM  
Hmm, Kenya, huh? Before reading the article I suspected this happened in Arkansas or someplace...
2003-11-16 06:28:27 PM  
Is this a repeat? Or do a lot of women lock relatives in chicken coops, bathrooms, basements, etc.?
2003-11-16 06:30:19 PM  
I saw Martha Stewart's chickenhouse on TV. I'll bet that one is better than this kids folks house. Martha could sit on the floor wearing black pants and not get shait all over her.
2003-11-16 06:34:02 PM  
Billy Bob surrenders!
2003-11-16 06:42:52 PM  
Ain't been right since...
2003-11-16 06:50:47 PM  
His mother was later found deep fried in a large 12-piece basket of Kentucky Friend Chicken. Son quoted as saying:
"Finger Lickin' Good!"
2003-11-16 06:53:29 PM  

/throws tomato at headline submitter
2003-11-16 06:54:49 PM  
An act most..fowl?
[hangs head in shame]
2003-11-16 06:56:44 PM  

My ticket to hell has just been upgraded to first class...
2003-11-16 07:06:40 PM  
Lycos has news now?

Props on the headline.
2003-11-16 07:35:28 PM  
A henhouse is probably better housing than half the people in Kenya have.
2003-11-16 07:39:23 PM  
That headline is why I love FARK.COM.
2003-11-16 07:45:44 PM  
it's been done:

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2003-11-16 07:48:01 PM  
Who submitted this? Come take a bow. I tip my hat.
2003-11-16 07:59:07 PM  
Damn too late. Josh already posted my idea.
2003-11-16 08:00:15 PM  
...was denied food and a proper education, while being made to carry out household duties...

2003-11-16 08:10:29 PM  
reminds me of the joke:

did you hear about the poor boy born without eyelids? it's a happy story really--they cicumcised him and used the foreskin to fashion eyelids for him. he's all right now, just a little cockeyed.

2003-11-16 08:31:03 PM  
Three tomatoes are walking down the street - popa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry. He goes back and squishes him and says "Ketchup".

Name that flick!
2003-11-16 08:54:05 PM  
That woman and the Turkish wife who kept her hubby in the bathroom should start a club.
2003-11-16 08:55:40 PM  
I've been beaten, but...

Folks just call him Buckethead.
2003-11-16 09:00:21 PM  
Pulp Fiction.
2003-11-16 09:21:47 PM  
Maybe if they had Cable TV and an XBox they wouldn't have to let the chickens babysit.
2003-11-16 10:09:13 PM  
Ok, ch4r7ie and the person that wrote this article's headline are doomed to go straight to hell. :)
2003-11-16 10:20:13 PM  
Why did the stepson cross the road?
2003-11-16 10:20:16 PM  
My headline had the kid "flying the coop"

2003-11-16 10:24:43 PM  
Confucius say man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
2003-11-16 10:49:29 PM  
Hell yeah buckethead farkin rulez!
2003-11-17 12:09:41 AM  
Was he a red-headed stepson?
2003-11-17 12:11:07 AM  
did you hear about the poor boy born without eyelids? it's a happy story really--they cicumcised him and used the foreskin to fashion eyelids for him. he's all right now, just a little cockeyed.

And his eyes bug-out whenever he gets aroused.
2003-11-17 12:31:40 AM  
I read the headline as 'Stepmother hoses stepson in chickenpoop for ten years.'
2003-11-17 12:48:10 AM  
Tastes like chicken?
2003-11-17 01:47:46 AM  
I guess there's gonna be a casting call for "Bling Blade"
2003-11-17 11:03:20 AM  
Yeah! My first accepted submission...sniff-sniff. It took about a hundred tries before one of my submissions finally got posted...and this one took more than 24 hours to make it. Oh well, I'll take what I can get...thanks for the compliments on the headline.
2003-11-17 12:22:40 PM  
whoops, my bad...only took about 14 hours since I submitted it.
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