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(Twitter)   Drew's Thought for the Day: The Aurora killer wanted to be a supervillain. I suggest we all start calling him Sideshow Bob to deny him the one thing he wanted   (twitter.com) divider line 283
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2012-07-23 07:31:01 PM

otto the bull: I have an idea.

Let's call him James Eagan Holmes, Ph.D. student.

A man who graduated with honors from the University of California, Riverside.

A man who was hand-selected for a spot at the prestigious neuroscience doctoral program at the University of Colorado's Anschutz Medical Campus.

A man whose father, Robert, is a mathematician and computer scientist with degrees from Stanford and the University of California, Berkeley.


How the hell am I supposed to remember that?
 
2012-07-23 07:32:48 PM

indarwinsshadow: Agreed. My only codicil, what do we do if we find out he's actually mentally ill? I'm not excusing what he did, or condoning what he did. I'm saying he might be really insane. Not "hey let's pretend I'm crazy to get out of riding sparky", I'm saying he might be actually mentally ill. I guess we could always call him Bush.


I think you'd -have- to be mentally ill to shoot up a crowd, but what do I know?
 
2012-07-23 07:36:46 PM
He looks more like Sideshow Cecil.
 
2012-07-23 07:37:31 PM
I'd wish someone would put one in this f*ckers ear and get it over with.
 
2012-07-23 07:38:42 PM
Why am I suddenly looking at Twitter?
 
2012-07-23 07:41:56 PM

germ78: I read it as "Slideshow Bob", and thought 'yeah, people who submit slideshows are pretty evil'.


ArcadianRefugee: runcible spork: Warning: slideshow.

Ew..... "Slideshow Bob". Most horrible villain ever.


Fark's new nemesis. We discovered his power here folks, remember this as the day we began to fight back.
 
2012-07-23 07:43:36 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Shostie: We're greening tweets now? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END, DREW???

Seriously. I've got almost 25,000 tweets under my belt, so ONE of them must be worth a greenlight.


Doubtful.
www.spacebison.com
 
2012-07-23 07:43:53 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd wish someone would put one in this f*ckers ear and get it over with.


He'll probably get killed in prison.
 
2012-07-23 07:47:39 PM

mrmyxolodian: otto the bull: I have an idea.

Let's call him James Eagan Holmes, Ph.D. student.

A man who graduated with honors from the University of California, Riverside.

A man who was hand-selected for a spot at the prestigious neuroscience doctoral program at the University of Colorado's Anschutz Medical Campus.

A man whose father, Robert, is a mathematician and computer scientist with degrees from Stanford and the University of California, Berkeley.

How the hell am I supposed to remember that?


Just remember that it's anti-intellectual derp, and that the person who started talking in politics about how bad the intellectuals are was George Wallace, famous racist, and the GOP more or less still quotes his lines verbatim today.

Whenever you hear someone sneering at intellectuals, you're listening to George Wallace and the person proudly quoting him.
 
2012-07-23 07:52:54 PM

GAT_00: mrmyxolodian: otto the bull: I have an idea.

Let's call him James Eagan Holmes, Ph.D. student.

A man who graduated with honors from the University of California, Riverside.

A man who was hand-selected for a spot at the prestigious neuroscience doctoral program at the University of Colorado's Anschutz Medical Campus.

A man whose father, Robert, is a mathematician and computer scientist with degrees from Stanford and the University of California, Berkeley.

How the hell am I supposed to remember that?

Just remember that it's anti-intellectual derp, and that the person who started talking in politics about how bad the intellectuals are was George Wallace, famous racist, and the GOP more or less still quotes his lines verbatim today.

Whenever you hear someone sneering at intellectuals, you're listening to George Wallace and the person proudly quoting him.


Off the f*cking charts wharrgarrble. Amazing. What a f*cking idiot.
 
2012-07-23 07:52:58 PM

SpaceBison: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Shostie: We're greening tweets now? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END, DREW???

Seriously. I've got almost 25,000 tweets under my belt, so ONE of them must be worth a greenlight.

Doubtful.
[www.spacebison.com image 511x103]


"LMO?" Laughing my off? @Judith: you don't even tweet good.
 
2012-07-23 07:54:09 PM
He's got the atcha-forya eyes.

One eye's lookin' atcha, the other's lookin' for ya.
 
2012-07-23 07:59:02 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: SpaceBison: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Shostie: We're greening tweets now? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END, DREW???

Seriously. I've got almost 25,000 tweets under my belt, so ONE of them must be worth a greenlight.

Doubtful.
[www.spacebison.com image 511x103]

"LMO?" Laughing my off? @Judith: you don't even tweet good.


Alpha Sierra Foxtrot's twitter is both less interesting, and less off-putting.
 
2012-07-23 07:59:04 PM
better yet:

DON'T MENTION HIS NAME OR SHOW HIS FACE.

FORGET HIM.
 
2012-07-23 08:00:40 PM

otto the bull: I have an idea.

Let's call him James Eagan Holmes, Ph.D. student.

A man who graduated with honors from the University of California, Riverside.

A man who was hand-selected for a spot at the prestigious neuroscience doctoral program at the University of Colorado's Anschutz Medical Campus.

A man whose father, Robert, is a mathematician and computer scientist with degrees from Stanford and the University of California, Berkeley.


Given that information I'd speculate he had a psychotic break from reality and needs to be professionally evaluating.

There's no point demonizing him if he's not lucid.
 
2012-07-23 08:01:13 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Off the f*cking charts wharrgarrble. Amazing. What a f*cking idiot.


Bitter denial speaks volumes.

Link
 
2012-07-23 08:04:59 PM

PanicMan: Or we could just stop talking about him.

 
2012-07-23 08:13:37 PM
Who/whom?
 
2012-07-23 08:14:00 PM

DittoToo: I was going to suggest having his tongue surgically removed.


As well as his tonsils (no gag reflex) and teeth (no biting).

Then throw him in prison.
 
2012-07-23 08:16:13 PM
"Idiot 54"

Yeah, we won't give any Idiot the chance to be #1.
 
2012-07-23 08:16:48 PM

Dull Cow Eyes: Ginger Spice ?


anagrams of his full name James Eagan Holmes:

Manege Asshole Jam

Galoshes Jam Enema



I vote for Galoshes Jam Enema. He will be getting plenty of jam enemas from now on.
 
2012-07-23 08:30:53 PM
Have the theater or surrounding businesses released video of this guy?

Interesting that Drew is chiming on this in such a way.
 
2012-07-23 08:32:07 PM
Great master plan, genius.

Go to theater, shoot people. get arrested.

I'm sure all the convicts will call him Joker when they pound him in the ass. And they will, they hate farkers like this.
 
2012-07-23 08:37:42 PM

gunther_bumpass: indarwinsshadow: Agreed. My only codicil, what do we do if we find out he's actually mentally ill? I'm not excusing what he did, or condoning what he did. I'm saying he might be really insane. Not "hey let's pretend I'm crazy to get out of riding sparky", I'm saying he might be actually mentally ill. I guess we could always call him Bush.

I think you'd -have- to be mentally ill to shoot up a crowd, but what do I know?


That's my point. Are we stepping over a line by advocating calling him side show Bob if he's really sick. Why not call him retard, or if he was black n*gger (I hate the f*cking word by the way). There's got to be a line drawn. IF he's sick, what he did was beyond his capacity. It's like blaming someone for having cancer or epilepsy...again I'm not condoning or excusing what he did. I don't think dehumanizing him makes this any better though.
 
2012-07-23 08:39:21 PM
Extremely sad about the six-year-old girl who died. Who the hell would take a child of that age to a Dark Knight midnight marathon?

arcticbeacon.com

And what the hell is going on with Colorado? You'd think the devil himself had a bunker there...
 
2012-07-23 08:43:08 PM
All I want to know is what his true major malfunction was and the real reason why he did it so it can be prevented in the future. All I would like is for the Feds to charge him with terrorism and take it to a military trial and get him out of our society.
 
2012-07-23 08:43:22 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Fuggin Bizzy: SpaceBison: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Shostie: We're greening tweets now? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END, DREW???

Seriously. I've got almost 25,000 tweets under my belt, so ONE of them must be worth a greenlight.

Doubtful.
[www.spacebison.com image 511x103]

"LMO?" Laughing my off? @Judith: you don't even tweet good.

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot's twitter is both less interesting, and less off-putting.


Uh...thank you, I guess?
 
2012-07-23 08:44:28 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-23 08:47:21 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-23 08:49:07 PM

Superjoe: Great master plan, genius.

Go to theater, shoot people. get arrested.

I'm sure all the convicts will call him Joker when they pound him in the ass. And they will, they hate farkers like this.


I hate to destroy your ass-raping fantasy, but when this guy eventually goes to prison, he'll likely be in protective custody for the rest of his life. Much as you Farkers would like to think a guy like this will get the butt-raping you think he deserves...high--profile, high-risk targets go to medium-security prisons where they can be segregated from General Population.

Source: My friend the NV corrections officer, who has that ass-rape-deserving Jeremy Strohmeyer in his care, and who is never allowed to mingle with the other prisoners. I've no doubt that if this shooter is actually confined to a prison--instead of a state hospital to the criminally insane--he will be isolated forever. Which may be a worse punishment, really.
 
2012-07-23 09:00:05 PM
Some neighbors called him the space cowboy. Some called him the gangster of Aurora. Some people called him Maurice, cause he spoke of the pompatus of research.
 
2012-07-23 09:02:56 PM
Pay him the ultimate tribute- ignore him!
 
2012-07-23 09:12:16 PM

clowncar on fire: Pay him the ultimate tribute- ignore him!


"To have one's individuality completely ignored is like being pushed quite out of life--like being blown out as one blows out a light." - Evelyn Scott
 
2012-07-23 09:12:19 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Shostie: We're greening tweets now? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END, DREW???

Seriously. I've got almost 25,000 tweets under my belt, so ONE of them must be worth a greenlight.



I've seen exactly zero tweets showing under your belt, in your pants or down your blouse.
 
2012-07-23 09:37:58 PM
Hope this isn't a repeat:

JUDGE SEALS 'BATMAN' SHOOTING CASE

By Sergio Hernandez

An Arapahoe County Court judge has granted a request to seal the case against James Holmes, the 24-year-old shooter who killed 12 and wounded 50 during a screening last night of "The Dark Knight Rises."

The motion, filed in Arapahoe County court, asks for the records in the case to be sealed, including search warrants, affidavits, orders and the "case file."

The District Attorney's affidavit says prosecutors are investigating first-degree murder charges against Holmes, but that disclosure of the court records would be "contrary to public interest" and "could jeopardize the ongoing investigation."


Link

Interesting...this case just gets curiouser and curiouser.
 
2012-07-23 09:39:08 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: dok9874: imtheonlylp: wondering if this was what he had in mind?

I dunno. He reminds me more of this:


I was thinking more along the lines of

[www.mediabistro.com image 200x200][www.wired.com image 200x200]


I see what you did there. I like the cut of your gib.
 
2012-07-23 09:42:29 PM

PsiChi: Hope this isn't a repeat:

JUDGE SEALS 'BATMAN' SHOOTING CASE

By Sergio Hernandez

An Arapahoe County Court judge has granted a request to seal the case against James Holmes, the 24-year-old shooter who killed 12 and wounded 50 during a screening last night of "The Dark Knight Rises."

The motion, filed in Arapahoe County court, asks for the records in the case to be sealed, including search warrants, affidavits, orders and the "case file."

The District Attorney's affidavit says prosecutors are investigating first-degree murder charges against Holmes, but that disclosure of the court records would be "contrary to public interest" and "could jeopardize the ongoing investigation."


Link

Interesting...this case just gets curiouser and curiouser.


Not really: The judge probably doesn't want this case turning into a jury-tainting Zimmerman-style media frenzy.
 
2012-07-23 09:45:01 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: We don't know what - if any - reason there was for this act of evil.


...oh god...

...some men just want to watch the world burn...
 
2012-07-23 09:46:44 PM
My vote is for Smegma....to truly represent what he is...

//wouldn't want to insult Sideshow Bob by using his name for this POS
 
2012-07-23 09:47:02 PM

sjcousins: But I like Sideshow Bob.


He does have a great voice. "I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell."
 
2012-07-23 09:49:03 PM
I don't care what people call him, as long as somebody calls him a coroner.

The sooner the better.
 
2012-07-23 10:03:49 PM

ordinarysteve: Benni K Rok: queezyweezel: I just refer to him as "asshole". Sideshow Bob works well too.

Asshole rolls off the tongue better, plus you also keep the alliteration.

Aurora asshole.

Benni K Rok: queezyweezel: I just refer to him as "asshole". Sideshow Bob works well too.

Asshole rolls off the tongue better, plus you also keep the alliteration.

Aurora asshole.

Yeah but it doesn't belittle the goofy little twit enough


Awful Aurora assclown?
 
2012-07-23 10:13:18 PM

daRog: basemetal: basemetal: [i369.photobucket.com image 850x503]

Oh yeah, I stole that from daRog!

Meh.


Well, at least I didn't hot link it......
 
2012-07-23 10:17:21 PM
It's been all day, and I still see it as "SLIDEshow Bob," and we all know ox45tallboy has that honor around here.
 
2012-07-23 10:21:45 PM
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-23 10:25:16 PM

WelldeadLink: "Idiot 54"

Yeah, we won't give any Idiot the chance to be #1.


Best idea yet.
 
2012-07-23 10:25:26 PM
can't believe this hasn't been nabbed and captioned by Farkers yet...
i191.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-23 10:49:02 PM
Freedom fries!
 
2012-07-23 10:56:36 PM

annie_fannie: can't believe this hasn't been nabbed and captioned by Farkers yet...
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lh5.googleusercontent.com

/q&d
 
2012-07-23 10:56:38 PM
This thread is a testament to stupidity.
 
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