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(Twitter)   Drew's Thought for the Day: The Aurora killer wanted to be a supervillain. I suggest we all start calling him Sideshow Bob to deny him the one thing he wanted   (twitter.com) divider line 283
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2012-07-23 04:18:06 PM  
I'm ok with this!
 
2012-07-23 04:18:19 PM  
Warning: slideshow.
 
2012-07-23 04:18:31 PM  
Works for me....although I prefer calling him Ronald McDonald.
 
2012-07-23 04:18:52 PM  
We summon the power of FARK!!
 
2012-07-23 04:18:58 PM  
We're greening tweets now? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END, DREW???
 
2012-07-23 04:19:33 PM  
Another fu(king thread about this? Geezuz H Chist!
 
2012-07-23 04:19:35 PM  
Clearly, we need to rake in these disturbed copycats..
 
2012-07-23 04:19:44 PM  
I bet the dude doesn't even know the words to a single Gilbert and Sullivan play.
 
2012-07-23 04:19:53 PM  
I just refer to him as "asshole". Sideshow Bob works well too.
 
2012-07-23 04:20:00 PM  
Step 1: Replace all movie theater carpeting with rakes.
 
2012-07-23 04:20:10 PM  
wondering if this was what he had in mind?
www.wired.com
 
2012-07-23 04:20:16 PM  
Suddenly I have a taste for Clownshoe Beer.
 
2012-07-23 04:20:16 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EryhQdXTjP8
 
2012-07-23 04:20:38 PM  
sideshow bob is a supervillian

drew sucks at pop culture
 
2012-07-23 04:20:38 PM  
Well, despite his best efforts, Sideshow Bob was never able to kill anyone.
 
2012-07-23 04:21:01 PM  
Drew, I don't think he has a fark account, and even if he does, he doesn't exactly have web access right now. He won't see this.
 
2012-07-23 04:21:02 PM  
+1 Drew.
 
2012-07-23 04:21:11 PM  
Has this "Joker" thing been confirmed? I mean, it seems weird that he would want to be The Joker, but color his hair red? Why do I feel like somewhere along the way someone misinterpreted something and it just stuck?
 
2012-07-23 04:21:20 PM  
I'm OK with this
 
2012-07-23 04:21:36 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Step 1: Replace all movie theater carpeting with rakes.


*snerk*
 
2012-07-23 04:21:44 PM  
just cast a truck-full of rakes at his feet as punishment
 
2012-07-23 04:21:48 PM  
I read it as "Slideshow Bob", and thought 'yeah, people who submit slideshows are pretty evil'.
 
2012-07-23 04:21:51 PM  
Or we could just stop talking about him.
 
2012-07-23 04:21:56 PM  
I was thinking the Century Coward. Give all these losers really bad monickers


s
 
2012-07-23 04:22:05 PM  

CommieTaoist: Well, despite his best efforts, Sideshow Bob was never able to kill anyone.


Well one time Sideshow Bob did plan to kill the world's greatest lover, but then there are laws against suicide.
 
2012-07-23 04:22:20 PM  
You got arrested after your VERY FIRST evil act and you want to be a supervillain?

Get the fark out of here.
 
2012-07-23 04:22:22 PM  
How about loser dickweed?
 
2012-07-23 04:22:22 PM  

queezyweezel: I just refer to him as "asshole". Sideshow Bob works well too.


Asshole rolls off the tongue better, plus you also keep the alliteration.

Aurora asshole.
 
2012-07-23 04:22:22 PM  
Sideshow Bob it is. All hail Drew.
 
2012-07-23 04:22:25 PM  
This is a good idea! He looks like he'd be a little biatch in a fistfight
 
2012-07-23 04:22:33 PM  
A good supervillain would have had a better exit strategy than hiding behind his Hyundai.
 
2012-07-23 04:23:39 PM  
But I like Sideshow Bob.
 
2012-07-23 04:24:02 PM  

Benni K Rok: queezyweezel: I just refer to him as "asshole". Sideshow Bob works well too.

Asshole rolls off the tongue better, plus you also keep the alliteration.

Aurora asshole.


Benni K Rok: queezyweezel: I just refer to him as "asshole". Sideshow Bob works well too.

Asshole rolls off the tongue better, plus you also keep the alliteration.

Aurora asshole.


Yeah but it doesn't belittle the goofy little twit enough
 
2012-07-23 04:24:38 PM  
That's still giving him the attention and validation he wants.

He's struck so much fear into your hearts that you can't even say his name.

He won.
 
2012-07-23 04:24:54 PM  
Wasn't there an even more pathetic ass-clown on Simpsons named "Sideshow Mel"?
 
2012-07-23 04:25:01 PM  
Sorry, but today is Penn State condemnation day.
 
2012-07-23 04:25:08 PM  
How about we let him disappear into obscurity?
 
2012-07-23 04:25:37 PM  
i say call him the Joker. after all how will we ever find the Real Batman
 
2012-07-23 04:25:42 PM  
"The suggestion alone is ... outrageous."
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-23 04:25:55 PM  
This is a repeat--who greenlighted this shiat?
 
Bf+
2012-07-23 04:26:08 PM  
Bullshiat.
By calling this guy anything you are actively encouraging others who might commit such horrific acts for fame.
There's a reason they don't show people rushing the field during baseball games, you know.
Experts agree
 
2012-07-23 04:26:32 PM  

Shostie: We're greening tweets now? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END, DREW???


Seriously. I've got almost 25,000 tweets under my belt, so ONE of them must be worth a greenlight.
 
2012-07-23 04:27:00 PM  
Sideshow Bob is an evil supervillian. I would've gone with Gabbo, Sideshow Mel, or--based on the academic lifestyle of the kller--Professor Douchenozzle Von Frink.
 
2012-07-23 04:27:07 PM  
I voted for "Psychotic Dick Cheese" - but that's an insult to fake orange cheese, penises and guys named Dick.
 
2012-07-23 04:27:12 PM  

PanicMan: Or we could just stop talking about him.


THIS. Giving this guy any kind of special name kind of reinforces the whole romanticized supervillain thing.
 
2012-07-23 04:27:48 PM  
I hope Drew has more than one thought per day, because that was pretty lame.

/Drew: I know! Tortellini for dinner!
 
2012-07-23 04:28:06 PM  
I don't know. Calling him 'Sideshow Bob' would be an insult to Kelsey Grammer and Anderson Varejao.

How about a name nobody truly respects like, say, 'Ronald McDonald'?
 
2012-07-23 04:28:18 PM  

Cyberluddite: This is a repeat--who greenlighted this shiat?


Drew?
 
2012-07-23 04:28:20 PM  
Uh, no. How about no.
He gets no attention until his lithium-wacked self gets beat to death in a prison shower room.

/It's lithium and he's bipolar, you watch.
 
2012-07-23 04:28:39 PM  

oldfarthenry: I voted for "Psychotic Dick Cheese" - but that's an insult to fake orange cheese, penises and guys named Dick.


Hey! You left out psychotics! Which around here is like leaving out pics of chesty women.
 
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