Ed Finnerty: Step 1: Replace all movie theater carpeting with rakes.
CommieTaoist: Well, despite his best efforts, Sideshow Bob was never able to kill anyone.
queezyweezel: I just refer to him as "asshole". Sideshow Bob works well too.
Benni K Rok: queezyweezel: I just refer to him as "asshole". Sideshow Bob works well too.Asshole rolls off the tongue better, plus you also keep the alliteration.Aurora asshole.
Shostie: We're greening tweets now? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END, DREW???
PanicMan: Or we could just stop talking about him.
Cyberluddite: This is a repeat--who greenlighted this shiat?
oldfarthenry: I voted for "Psychotic Dick Cheese" - but that's an insult to fake orange cheese, penises and guys named Dick.
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