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(Politico)   Finally, a system to monitor all the lobbyists monitoring Congress   (politico.com ) divider line 17
    More: Hero, K Streets, Eric Cantor, congresses, human beings, House majority leaders, Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, Ulysses S. Grant, Sunlight Foundation  
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4368 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Jul 2012 at 6:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-23 06:17:48 PM  
3 votes:
chorpenning.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-23 02:55:25 PM  
3 votes:
I like the fact that the article credits Congressional inaction as the reason why lobbyists aren't spending as much.

Good job Teatards, you're so hellbent on stopping anything President Black Muslim Hitler does that you can't even get bribed correctly.
2012-07-23 08:46:20 PM  
2 votes:

Mercutio74: Dahnkster:
War of Northern Aggression, DERP!

This home doesn't call 911?

What if he has a heart attack? Is he going to shoot the blockage out of his veins?



Here's hoping.
2012-07-23 06:07:33 PM  
2 votes:

serial_crusher: but who monitors the monitor monitors?


The Merrimack?
2012-07-23 04:50:35 PM  
2 votes:
i36.photobucket.com
2012-07-23 03:29:24 PM  
2 votes:
This thread is now being monitored.

i470.photobucket.com
2012-07-23 09:13:41 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Lobbyists are somewhere between something you scrape off your shoe and movie studio executives.


Hell even added a brand new 10th circle just for them:

o.onionstatic.com
2012-07-23 08:07:14 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-23 07:43:45 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: But... but... how would congressmen get candid and unfettered advice??


If you feel like it needs to be given in secrecy, maybe you'd better farking fetter that goddamn advice.
2012-07-23 07:24:17 PM  
1 vote:

coeyagi: This is the litmus test: what does the rest of the world think about gun control? No other first world country has this culture of violence and the culture of guns.

But but but American Exceptionalism!

And thus continues the cycle of mass shootings.


Whoops, wrong thread.
2012-07-23 07:13:05 PM  
1 vote:
Dang. I was hoping it involved tranquilizer darts and GPS trackers.
2012-07-23 06:59:29 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster:
War of Northern Aggression, DERP!


This home doesn't call 911?

What if he has a heart attack? Is he going to shoot the blockage out of his veins?
2012-07-23 06:28:25 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: but who monitors the monitor monitors?


www.wired.com

Tied to a friend-or-foe image recognition program. Day 1 might be a little noisy on patrol on K Street, but it should quiet down after a week.
2012-07-23 06:09:48 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: but who monitors the monitor monitors?


The Monitors, of course.

/Think of it as a massive 69 of wrinkled old men
2012-07-23 06:05:32 PM  
1 vote:
img51.imageshack.us
2012-07-23 03:33:09 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: but who monitors the monitor monitors?


The GEICO gecko.
2012-07-23 03:18:21 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: but who monitors the monitor monitors?



The monitor monitor monitors? Look, it's monitors all the way down.
 
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