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(CBC)   Sideshow Bob shows little emotion in court   (cbc.ca) divider line 189
    More: Repeat, Colorado, mass shooting, collective intelligence, Sideshow Bob, U.S. President Barack Obama  
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2012-07-23 02:05:25 PM
Is crazy an emotion?
 
2012-07-23 02:05:49 PM
Wow, two redheaded lunatics in one day. Great job Farkers finding both stories.
 
2012-07-23 02:06:30 PM
How did this get green-lighted? This story is plastered over every site imaginable; why bring it here with a lame joke?
 
2012-07-23 02:06:52 PM
What have you done with your life that you wanted to emulate Beaker?
 
2012-07-23 02:06:58 PM
Hey James, why so serious?
 
2012-07-23 02:07:05 PM
I'm eagerly awaiting Conan O'Brien's show tonight so that he can explain why he did it.
 
2012-07-23 02:07:48 PM

degenerate-afro: What have you done with your life that you wanted to emulate Beaker?


Only awesome people can pull off Beaker
 
2012-07-23 02:08:19 PM
The, Aurora, the.
 
2012-07-23 02:08:44 PM
This headline is better than the one right below it.
 
2012-07-23 02:09:35 PM

ButterMule: How did this get green-lighted? This story is plastered over every site imaginable; why bring it here with a lame joke?


WelcometoFark.jpg
 
2012-07-23 02:10:40 PM
He'd be handsome if he cleaned himself up and didn't have that retarded hair color. Oh yeah, and if he wasn't a crazy mass murderer.
 
2012-07-23 02:11:01 PM

ButterMule: This story is plastered over every site imaginable; why bring it here


This site is a news aggregator. Son, do you know what an "aggregator" is? Plus, BTW, you got a panty on your head.
 
2012-07-23 02:11:51 PM
He still didn't kill Bart.

FAIL
 
2012-07-23 02:12:08 PM

rudemix: The, Aurora, the.


No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
 
2012-07-23 02:12:31 PM
img.scoop.co.nz
 
2012-07-23 02:12:51 PM
nah, he doesn't have side-show bob's hair. *I* had sideshow bob's hair... enough so that co-workers called me sideshow bob now and again.

I have nothing of value to contribute.
 
2012-07-23 02:13:15 PM
I watched his court appearance on CNN and he looked like he was falling asleep. He kept nodding out and couldn't keep his eyes open.

What a crazy person.
 
2012-07-23 02:13:53 PM

ButterMule: How did this get green-lighted? This story is plastered over every site imaginable; why bring it here with a lame joke?


Why come into the thread to biatch and moan if you don't like the thread being here. Surely a low post count will have more effect than complaining.
 
2012-07-23 02:15:45 PM
retarded: I watched his court appearance on CNN and he looked like he was falling asleep. He kept nodding out and couldn't keep his eyes open.

Poor guy probably hasn't slept much with all the interrogations. I'm sure he has a lot on his mind too.

/sarcasm
 
2012-07-23 02:15:48 PM
Did you listen to the judge speak? I was nodding off, myself.
 
2012-07-23 02:16:21 PM

retarded: I watched his court appearance on CNN and he looked like he was falling asleep. He kept nodding out and couldn't keep his eyes open.

What a crazy person.


Cognitive dissonance. His brain is trying to shut down having to deal with this reality.

I'm waiting to find out how many years of "behavioral meds" he had.
 
2012-07-23 02:17:41 PM

retarded: I watched his court appearance on CNN and he looked like he was falling asleep. He kept nodding out and couldn't keep his eyes open.


A brain tumor would be consistent with the sudden violent behavior changes, his rambling and incoherent outgoing phone message reported by the firing range guy, and inability to stay awake in court. You read it here first.
 
2012-07-23 02:18:13 PM
Dear Crazy people, please just kill yourself, preferably on some plastic for easy cleanup.
 
2012-07-23 02:18:25 PM
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

i248.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-23 02:19:57 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-23 02:20:34 PM
No emotion because he's still living the fantasy his handlers created for him. If only he could tell us the truth.
 
2012-07-23 02:20:59 PM

Born to Die: retarded: I watched his court appearance on CNN and he looked like he was falling asleep. He kept nodding out and couldn't keep his eyes open.

A brain tumor would be consistent with the sudden violent behavior changes, his rambling and incoherent outgoing phone message reported by the firing range guy, and inability to stay awake in court. You read it here first.


anyone remember the guy in Phoenix who decided to climb out of his sunroof while driving?

I don't remember the details but he caught some sort of weird brain bug on some international trip.

At least he only killed himself. I'm too lazy to look for the story but it really happened - maybe 7-8 years ago.
 
2012-07-23 02:23:52 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: He still didn't kill Bart.

FAIL


The "Die bart, Die" is German for "The Bart, The".
 
2012-07-23 02:25:01 PM
Not sure how, according to the reporter, he could face 24, rather than 12 1st degree murder charges. IMO, the prosecution should seek additional attempted murder charges, not just for the 58 injured, but for every person that was in that theater.
 
2012-07-23 02:26:48 PM

zixr: Fuggin Bizzy: He still didn't kill Bart.

FAIL

The "Die bart, Die" is German for "The Bart, The".


Well, nobody who speaks German could possibly be evil.
 
2012-07-23 02:27:08 PM

Semantic Warrior: Not sure how, according to the reporter, he could face 24, rather than 12 1st degree murder charges. IMO, the prosecution should seek additional attempted murder charges, not just for the 58 injured, but for every person that was in that theater.


or at the very least for those in neighboring auditoriums. wasn't there at least 1 or 2 folks in another auditorium injured from bullets that went thru the walls?
 
2012-07-23 02:34:43 PM
I may be incorrect but I seem to remember the Joker's hair in my old comic books as being green...am i right? Did this idiot screw the pooch on hair color as well?
 
2012-07-23 02:35:22 PM

ButterMule: How did this get green-lighted? This story is plastered over every site imaginable; why bring it here with a lame joke?


home.roadrunner.com
 
2012-07-23 02:57:51 PM
HOLY CRAP! HE DOES LOOK LIKE SIDESHOW BOB!

AYE CARUMBA!
 
2012-07-23 02:58:16 PM
wizbangblog.com

What a poser.
 
2012-07-23 02:59:35 PM
Wait, wait, wait...

There's a "REPEAT" tag!?
 
2012-07-23 02:59:44 PM

Dog Welder: zixr: Fuggin Bizzy: He still didn't kill Bart.

FAIL

The "Die bart, Die" is German for "The Bart, The".

Well, nobody who speaks German could possibly be evil.


Presumably in this case, he has "Die Fledermaus, Die"
 
2012-07-23 03:02:00 PM
Umm...I just noticed the 'Repeat' tag. How long has that been around?
 
2012-07-23 03:02:05 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: nah, he doesn't have side-show bob's hair. *I* had sideshow bob's hair... enough so that co-workers called me sideshow bob now and again.

I have nothing of value to contribute.


Actually, you got the Bob Ross thang going on.
 
2012-07-23 03:03:02 PM

GrizzlyAdamsRox: Umm...I just noticed the 'Repeat' tag. How long has that been around?


Several times recently
 
2012-07-23 03:03:04 PM
Yeah.. I'm going to guess this is just the start of the act to plead insanity.. Although I will admit if that was an act he is damned good at pretending to be batshiat insane.
 
2012-07-23 03:03:23 PM
Well, with a dye-job my kid's hair looks like Krusty the Klown, so why not go all Sideshow Bob?
 
2012-07-23 03:03:37 PM
DIE,
BATMAN
DIE
 
2012-07-23 03:04:16 PM
/He looked sleepy and disoriented with dyed orange-red hair as he sat virtually motionless beside his lawyer in a maroon jailhouse jumpsuit wearing handcuffs

Can we get Joan Rivers' opinion on his wardrobe?

guy looked drugged up to me. They've probably got him on something because he's been acting bat shiat crazy in his cell.
 
2012-07-23 03:06:12 PM
"I see nothing out of the ordinary here."
images.tribe.net
 
2012-07-23 03:07:30 PM

rudemix: The, Aurora, the.


Macabre, but well done.
 
2012-07-23 03:08:12 PM
Denise Paba, whose 6-year-old niece Veronica Moser was killed in the mass shooting at an Aurora, Colo., screening of the latest Batman movie, grieves during a July 22 memorial.

Not to blame the parents for the kids death or anything but WTF? Why on earth was a 6 year old at the midnight showing of The Dark knight Rises anyway? What kind of dipshiat brings their young child to a midnight showing of a violent action film? Can you imagine buying a ticket for the midnight showing and then having to sit near some dipshiat's annoying child?
 
2012-07-23 03:08:36 PM

Semantic Warrior: IMO, the prosecution should seek additional attempted murder charges, not just for the 58 injured, but for every person that was in that theater.


Huh. Wonder what the prescident for that is? Actually kind of interested in seeing how that's played out in the past.

Any lawyers of Fark-GED-Lawyers have any opinions?
 
2012-07-23 03:09:06 PM

styckx: Yeah.. I'm going to guess this is just the start of the act to plead insanity.. Although I will admit if that was an act he is damned good at pretending to be batshiat insane.


I really don't think an insanity defense would be smart. He doesn't have a history of mental illness, he planned this out thoroughly over the course of months, and he obviously knew what he was doing was 'wrong'.

If he's trying an insanity defense he's been watching too many court room tv shows.
 
2012-07-23 03:09:24 PM
The shaitbag appears to be medicated. Please tell me this murderer isn't allowed to be sedated.
 
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