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(Entertainment Weekly)   Jena Malone officially cast to play Johanna in Hunger Games sequel. For those of you read actual literature instead of teenage snuff books this was the character who spent most of the book naked   (insidemovies.ew.com) divider line 72
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2012-07-23 08:04:06 PM  
Wow....

With all that literature you have been reading...one would think you'd throw a couple of commas....maybe a period in your headline.

book snob
 
2012-07-23 08:10:04 PM  

ElusiveWookiee: Assimilate This: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Why does she have a caterpillar between her legs?

Because she's a woman?


Nuh uh, real women have shaved pubes and fake boobs. The internets told me so.
 
2012-07-23 08:18:06 PM  

Assimilate This: Nuh uh, real women have shaved pubes and fake boobs. The internets told me so.



In my early twenties, I dated a Polish immigrant cougar who was very repressed. This was around 1993, before I or most people had heard of the intarwebs. For a while, she refused to let me go down on her, insisting that her gash was ugly. I was persistent and she eventually relented. Once she let me do that, she accepted that I might know what I was talking about and became much more pliable. I quickly then convinced her to let me shave her, explaining that a hairless quim would induce me to spend more time doing that new thing that she had just learned that she loved me to do. Looking into the mirror after I wiped away the remaining shaving crème, she excitedly exclaimed, "Soda, you were right! My pu55y is pretty!"

Some day, I'll tell you kids how she nearly broke my nose.
 
2012-07-23 09:21:13 PM  
Is she black? Because if she is, well not gonna lie, it kinda ruins it for me.

/for the incredibly forgetful/stupid
 
2012-07-23 09:23:45 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 600x848]


Heh, I just watched a relevant episode of Breaking Bad (Peekaboo) on Netflix last night.

/skankity skank skank skank
 
2012-07-23 09:39:51 PM  
Who? As who?



In what?
 
2012-07-23 10:41:26 PM  

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Hoc mulier est deformis


I would have used "femina", but nicely played.
 
2012-07-23 10:42:49 PM  
Might be the most condascending overly-simplistic headline in Fark history. If all you took from that book was that it was a "snuff book" you might be a tard. Subtard. Real literature is anything that people enjoy and gain some meaning from. Not solely limited to long-winded books appreciated by pseudo intellectuals who like to pretend their so much smarter than the rest of the world. You're probably the guy that can't wait to work "I don't even own a television" into a conversation. Asshat.
 
2012-07-23 10:44:31 PM  
What the fark is the matter with you boys?
 
2012-07-23 11:05:48 PM  

Mobutu: steamingpile: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Where's her tits?
Shouldn't women have tits?

Whar?

My thoughts exactly, why would I want to see her naked? She's not that attractive either, at least a 3 shot girl to take home.

To each their own and all.

I'll take anything from "her" (skinny, but not "bag of antlers" skinny), to "christina hendricks" (curvy, ample, but not "fat" per se.)

Some dudes dig fat chicks. Some dudes dig skinny girls. Don't make either set wrong.

Oh, why am I bothering.


Her weight is the least of her problems, the girl is not attractive and it mainly has to do with her face, the heroin body doesnt help either.

educated: What the fark is the matter with you boys?


We dont like boys? Or at the least skinny fugly women that look like most of the girls who live in the hills and are addicted to meth or oxy.
 
2012-07-23 11:28:15 PM  

CarnySaur: Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Sybarite: Will she be impaling other contestants with her chin?

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 404x594]

It's like someone created a hybrid of Reese Witherspoon and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Scary.

Yet, because she's a celeb, she will be white knighted. The sexually insecure will make proclamations about what they'd do to her lest they be thought gay. De gustibus non est disputandum: Hoc mulier est deformis.


I could care less about her chin or comments relating to it. You win the pretentious douche award of the week.
 
2012-07-23 11:46:05 PM  

pbjrfym: Wow....

With all that literature you have been reading...one would think you'd throw a couple of commas....maybe a period in your headline.

book snob


nicely played Céline, colleague.
 
2012-07-24 12:12:20 AM  
"spent most of the book naked"

/imokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-07-24 01:50:56 AM  
What a coincidence - I spent most of the time reading that book naked.
 
2012-07-24 04:37:41 AM  
Seems like many of the posters in this thread have no idea what real women look like. Yeah, she's on the slender side, but women are. I guess some people have a very narrow range of what they find attractive.

sharpknees.jpg
 
2012-07-24 04:40:46 AM  

Barry McCackiner: There is nothing wrong with a nice fit body.


There isn't, but she ain't got one. A pale corpse with chopstick legs. Yeah, no.
 
2012-07-24 05:48:19 AM  

dualplains: EdVenture: edip1976: Snapper Carr: For a few seconds I read that as

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This

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Same here

Yeah, me too.


+1 here.

/leaving dissapointed.

Oh, and +1 for women having a little hair. Trimmed is much better than shaved.
 
2012-07-24 05:59:52 AM  
Glad to see the studmen69 have spoken.

Me, I believe I would like to do sex with her.
 
2012-07-24 06:10:49 AM  

Swiss Colony: Oh, and +1 for women having a little hair. Trimmed is much better than shaved.


plus, we might think she was a boy.
 
2012-07-24 06:40:39 AM  
Mobutu:
Oh, why am I bothering.

Beats me man. It's just the usual studman69/STOPLIKINGWHATIDONTLIKE Farkfest.

As punishment... PONIES!

img152.imageshack.us

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-24 11:54:23 AM  

mekkab: This just in... Jena Malone to play a teenager!


No - the character is not a teenager.
 
2012-07-24 05:28:30 PM  

mekkab: This just in... Jena Malone to play a teenager!


Well, you clearly didn't read the books...


She is at least in her early 20's - her age is never actually mentioned in the books. In fact, I always had her pictured as older than even Malone...
 
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