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(Entertainment Weekly)   Jena Malone officially cast to play Johanna in Hunger Games sequel. For those of you read actual literature instead of teenage snuff books this was the character who spent most of the book naked   (insidemovies.ew.com) divider line 72
    More: Spiffy, Jena Malone, The Hunger Games, Philip Seymour Hoffman, katniss, sucker punches, Josh Hutcherson, Showtime  
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2012-07-23 02:25:33 PM  
Guild Wars 2 .. beta event ending was us playing the Hunger Games.. awesome!

/news
 
2012-07-23 02:36:07 PM  
I'd expect the chances of any nudity in a Hunger Games film is pretty much zero. As much as Donald Sutherland likes to bare his ass.

I'd heard about Hoffman being hired but hadn't heard bout Amanda Plummer playing Wiress. That's good casting.
 
2012-07-23 02:39:18 PM  
Will she be impaling other contestants with her chin?

www2.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2012-07-23 02:47:21 PM  
do not want.
 
2012-07-23 02:48:00 PM  
Yet it will be PG-13 at best. So who gives a dark?

/nothing to see here.
//seriously. Hunger Games is retarded.
///still better than Twilight.
 
2012-07-23 02:48:40 PM  

Peaceboy: I'd expect the chances of any nudity in a Hunger Games film is pretty much zero. As much as Donald Sutherland likes to bare his ass.

I'd heard about Hoffman being hired but hadn't heard bout Amanda Plummer playing Wiress. That's good casting.


So you can show an 11 year old getting speared through the chest but no boobies?
I weep for America.

She does need a sammich but I think Jena is damn hot.
 
2012-07-23 02:48:48 PM  
Uh. Who gives a *fark*

/damn autocorrect.
 
2012-07-23 02:48:53 PM  
For a few seconds I read that as

img854.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-23 02:49:07 PM  
The Hunger Games sucked. I"m glad I didn't pay to see it.

/still feels ripped off by free stuff
 
2012-07-23 02:51:42 PM  
For-those-of-you-read-actual-literature-instead-of-teenage-snuff-book s -this-was-character-who-spent-most-of-book-naked

Thank you for posting this subby, needed to be said. Now let's get back to talking about comic books and/or movies about comic books!!
 
2012-07-23 02:55:35 PM  

Snapper Carr: For a few seconds I read that as

[img854.imageshack.us image 500x330]


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This
 
2012-07-23 02:56:08 PM  
I'm sorry, I don't remember anything about flying airplane engines killing anyone in Catching Fire.....but I guess you could call Katniss some kind of superhero.
 
2012-07-23 02:57:40 PM  
she was the ugly one in sucker punch i think.
 
2012-07-23 02:58:55 PM  
Sure, what the hell.
 
2012-07-23 02:59:22 PM  
She was smoking hot in Sucker Punch (even though the movie blew donkey). Considering that the Hunger Games didn't show any of Katnis' naughty bits during the prepping scenes, I doubt they will show anything in the sequels.
 
2012-07-23 03:06:02 PM  
 
2012-07-23 03:06:58 PM  

PsyLord: She was smoking hot in Sucker Punch (even though the movie blew donkey). Considering that the Hunger Games didn't show any of Katnis' naughty bits during the prepping scenes, I doubt they will show anything in the sequels.


Yeah. A teen/preteen movie is probably going to show some hints of leg and bare back. So whee!
 
2012-07-23 03:07:52 PM  
Let's go ahead and run subby's headline through the old Translate-O-Tron and see what it really says:

*beep* *click* *borp* *beep*

KATNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!

Well, then.
 
2012-07-23 03:13:12 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Yet it will be PG-13 at best. So who gives a dark?

/nothing to see here.
//seriously. Hunger Games is retarded.
///still better than Twilight.


Getting the kids interested in archery is better than getting them interested in being mopey and pale.
 
2012-07-23 03:17:41 PM  

highbrow45: Are they going to have a bunch of black people ruining the movie-going experience in this movie too?


Dayyyyyyyyummmmmm.....
 
2012-07-23 03:19:35 PM  

LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)


Wut?
Was that real?

And are there more???
 
2012-07-23 03:21:43 PM  

edip1976: Snapper Carr: For a few seconds I read that as

[img854.imageshack.us image 500x330]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This


dl.dropbox.com
Same here
 
2012-07-23 03:24:06 PM  
This just in... Jena Malone to play a teenager!
 
2012-07-23 03:24:07 PM  

doczoidberg: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Wut?
Was that real?

And are there more???


Yes and yes, see her photoshoot from S Magazine
 
2012-07-23 03:26:05 PM  

SlothB77: do not want.


Will take your share.
 
2012-07-23 03:37:44 PM  
This won't interfere with her shooting the Janice Jomplin movie though, right?
 
2012-07-23 03:43:30 PM  
Can't wait for this! Jena will do great in the role.
 
2012-07-23 03:45:16 PM  

EdVenture: edip1976: Snapper Carr: For a few seconds I read that as

[img854.imageshack.us image 500x330]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This

[dl.dropbox.com image 531x305]
Same here

 
2012-07-23 03:52:03 PM  

LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)


Where's her tits?
Shouldn't women have tits?

Whar?
 
2012-07-23 03:54:50 PM  

EdVenture: edip1976: Snapper Carr: For a few seconds I read that as

[img854.imageshack.us image 500x330]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This

[dl.dropbox.com image 531x305]
Same here


Yeah, me too.

And I'm on board with the fark hunger games camp. Wake me for a big-budget, unrated Battle Royale.

/Gonna be sleeping a looooooong time
 
2012-07-23 04:04:12 PM  
I'll use this as an opportunity to crap on the book:

I read it to see what all the hype was about (it was free for Amazon Prime subscribers); I don't read much young adult -- probably the only YA book I've read in ten years -- but I thought it was terribly written. The prose was so barren. It might as well been written in bullet point.
 
2012-07-23 04:05:49 PM  

Sybarite: Will she be impaling other contestants with her chin?

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 404x594]


It's like someone created a hybrid of Reese Witherspoon and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Scary.

Yet, because she's a celeb, she will be white knighted. The sexually insecure will make proclamations about what they'd do to her lest they be thought gay. De gustibus non est disputandum: Hoc mulier est deformis.
 
2012-07-23 04:22:45 PM  
Probs won't happen, but they did their best to make me want to see it.
 
2012-07-23 04:24:41 PM  

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Sybarite: Will she be impaling other contestants with her chin?

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 404x594]

It's like someone created a hybrid of Reese Witherspoon and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Scary.

Yet, because she's a celeb, she will be white knighted. The sexually insecure will make proclamations about what they'd do to her lest they be thought gay. De gustibus non est disputandum: Hoc mulier est deformis.

 
2012-07-23 04:35:11 PM  
Bad choice. Really bad choice.
 
2012-07-23 04:43:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Where's her tits?
Shouldn't women have tits?

Whar?


Tits, hell. Those are terrible legs.
 
2012-07-23 04:57:37 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-23 05:23:20 PM  

LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)


Why does she have a caterpillar between her legs?
 
2012-07-23 05:28:17 PM  
As a society, are we obligated to having more Hunger Games movies? Can we vote on this?

/Eh, I can't complain. I love my stupid entertainment as much as you love your stupid entertainment.
 
2012-07-23 05:41:54 PM  

Assimilate This: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Why does she have a caterpillar between her legs?


Because Donnie Darko died for that.

/is that still a spoiler?
 
2012-07-23 05:51:17 PM  

Weisenheimer: As a society, are we obligated to having more Hunger Games movies? Can we vote on this?

/Eh, I can't complain. I love my stupid entertainment as much as you love your stupid entertainment.


I saw that movie finally on a flight last week. Beyond the inherent weirdness of children being graphically murdered, I found the movie to be a bit pointless...I realize that it's part of a series and all, but I didn't get a sense of the denouement.

Is it just me?
 
2012-07-23 06:14:15 PM  

KWess: Weisenheimer: As a society, are we obligated to having more Hunger Games movies? Can we vote on this?

/Eh, I can't complain. I love my stupid entertainment as much as you love your stupid entertainment.

I saw that movie finally on a flight last week. Beyond the inherent weirdness of children being graphically murdered, I found the movie to be a bit pointless...I realize that it's part of a series and all, but I didn't get a sense of the denouement.

Is it just me?


I read the whole series, hating it from the start, but hoping it would improve. It did not. But I'm tired of being That Guy who always hates the popular things, so I kept at it. I'm not sure I get the appeal. Perhaps it's the Twilight thing, where the female lead is so blandly written that it's easy to put oneself in her shoes? I really don't know... my penis prevents me from fully understanding.
 
2012-07-23 06:23:23 PM  

LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)


first time i've gone all studman on fark, but...that looks like the body of a child to me. nothin really sexy about it.
 
2012-07-23 06:29:49 PM  
Glad the Battle Royal Warrrbigarble is in full effect. Even if 90% of people who say Hunger Games was a ripoff didn't read either book.
 
2012-07-23 07:20:51 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Where's her tits?
Shouldn't women have tits?

Whar?


My thoughts exactly, why would I want to see her naked? She's not that attractive either, at least a 3 shot girl to take home.
 
2012-07-23 07:31:19 PM  
You guys are all queer. There is nothing wrong with a nice fit body. She looks "fun size".
 
2012-07-23 07:47:57 PM  
I don't mind a fit body, but goddamn, someone introduce that girl to a razor.
 
2012-07-23 07:54:51 PM  

LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)


Small moves, Ellie.
 
2012-07-23 07:57:34 PM  

Assimilate This: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Why does she have a caterpillar between her legs?


Because she's a woman?
 
2012-07-23 08:02:37 PM  

steamingpile: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Where's her tits?
Shouldn't women have tits?

Whar?

My thoughts exactly, why would I want to see her naked? She's not that attractive either, at least a 3 shot girl to take home.


To each their own and all.

I'll take anything from "her" (skinny, but not "bag of antlers" skinny), to "christina hendricks" (curvy, ample, but not "fat" per se.)

Some dudes dig fat chicks. Some dudes dig skinny girls. Don't make either set wrong.

Oh, why am I bothering.
 
2012-07-23 08:04:06 PM  
Wow....

With all that literature you have been reading...one would think you'd throw a couple of commas....maybe a period in your headline.

book snob
 
2012-07-23 08:10:04 PM  

ElusiveWookiee: Assimilate This: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Why does she have a caterpillar between her legs?

Because she's a woman?


Nuh uh, real women have shaved pubes and fake boobs. The internets told me so.
 
2012-07-23 08:18:06 PM  

Assimilate This: Nuh uh, real women have shaved pubes and fake boobs. The internets told me so.



In my early twenties, I dated a Polish immigrant cougar who was very repressed. This was around 1993, before I or most people had heard of the intarwebs. For a while, she refused to let me go down on her, insisting that her gash was ugly. I was persistent and she eventually relented. Once she let me do that, she accepted that I might know what I was talking about and became much more pliable. I quickly then convinced her to let me shave her, explaining that a hairless quim would induce me to spend more time doing that new thing that she had just learned that she loved me to do. Looking into the mirror after I wiped away the remaining shaving crème, she excitedly exclaimed, "Soda, you were right! My pu55y is pretty!"

Some day, I'll tell you kids how she nearly broke my nose.
 
2012-07-23 09:21:13 PM  
Is she black? Because if she is, well not gonna lie, it kinda ruins it for me.

/for the incredibly forgetful/stupid
 
2012-07-23 09:23:45 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 600x848]


Heh, I just watched a relevant episode of Breaking Bad (Peekaboo) on Netflix last night.

/skankity skank skank skank
 
2012-07-23 09:39:51 PM  
Who? As who?



In what?
 
2012-07-23 10:41:26 PM  

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Hoc mulier est deformis


I would have used "femina", but nicely played.
 
2012-07-23 10:42:49 PM  
Might be the most condascending overly-simplistic headline in Fark history. If all you took from that book was that it was a "snuff book" you might be a tard. Subtard. Real literature is anything that people enjoy and gain some meaning from. Not solely limited to long-winded books appreciated by pseudo intellectuals who like to pretend their so much smarter than the rest of the world. You're probably the guy that can't wait to work "I don't even own a television" into a conversation. Asshat.
 
2012-07-23 10:44:31 PM  
What the fark is the matter with you boys?
 
2012-07-23 11:05:48 PM  

Mobutu: steamingpile: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LandOfChocolate: Yes, please (NSFW)

Where's her tits?
Shouldn't women have tits?

Whar?

My thoughts exactly, why would I want to see her naked? She's not that attractive either, at least a 3 shot girl to take home.

To each their own and all.

I'll take anything from "her" (skinny, but not "bag of antlers" skinny), to "christina hendricks" (curvy, ample, but not "fat" per se.)

Some dudes dig fat chicks. Some dudes dig skinny girls. Don't make either set wrong.

Oh, why am I bothering.


Her weight is the least of her problems, the girl is not attractive and it mainly has to do with her face, the heroin body doesnt help either.

educated: What the fark is the matter with you boys?


We dont like boys? Or at the least skinny fugly women that look like most of the girls who live in the hills and are addicted to meth or oxy.
 
2012-07-23 11:28:15 PM  

CarnySaur: Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Sybarite: Will she be impaling other contestants with her chin?

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 404x594]

It's like someone created a hybrid of Reese Witherspoon and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Scary.

Yet, because she's a celeb, she will be white knighted. The sexually insecure will make proclamations about what they'd do to her lest they be thought gay. De gustibus non est disputandum: Hoc mulier est deformis.


I could care less about her chin or comments relating to it. You win the pretentious douche award of the week.
 
2012-07-23 11:46:05 PM  

pbjrfym: Wow....

With all that literature you have been reading...one would think you'd throw a couple of commas....maybe a period in your headline.

book snob


nicely played Céline, colleague.
 
2012-07-24 12:12:20 AM  
"spent most of the book naked"

/imokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-07-24 01:50:56 AM  
What a coincidence - I spent most of the time reading that book naked.
 
2012-07-24 04:37:41 AM  
Seems like many of the posters in this thread have no idea what real women look like. Yeah, she's on the slender side, but women are. I guess some people have a very narrow range of what they find attractive.

sharpknees.jpg
 
2012-07-24 04:40:46 AM  

Barry McCackiner: There is nothing wrong with a nice fit body.


There isn't, but she ain't got one. A pale corpse with chopstick legs. Yeah, no.
 
2012-07-24 05:48:19 AM  

dualplains: EdVenture: edip1976: Snapper Carr: For a few seconds I read that as

[img854.imageshack.us image 500x330]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This

[dl.dropbox.com image 531x305]
Same here

Yeah, me too.


+1 here.

/leaving dissapointed.

Oh, and +1 for women having a little hair. Trimmed is much better than shaved.
 
2012-07-24 05:59:52 AM  
Glad to see the studmen69 have spoken.

Me, I believe I would like to do sex with her.
 
2012-07-24 06:10:49 AM  

Swiss Colony: Oh, and +1 for women having a little hair. Trimmed is much better than shaved.


plus, we might think she was a boy.
 
2012-07-24 06:40:39 AM  
Mobutu:
Oh, why am I bothering.

Beats me man. It's just the usual studman69/STOPLIKINGWHATIDONTLIKE Farkfest.

As punishment... PONIES!

img152.imageshack.us

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-24 11:54:23 AM  

mekkab: This just in... Jena Malone to play a teenager!


No - the character is not a teenager.
 
2012-07-24 05:28:30 PM  

mekkab: This just in... Jena Malone to play a teenager!


Well, you clearly didn't read the books...


She is at least in her early 20's - her age is never actually mentioned in the books. In fact, I always had her pictured as older than even Malone...
 
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