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(Daily Kos)   In response to the taken out of context quotes from Obama's recent speech about businesses not succeeding on their own, people now taking Romney speaking to Olympians and telling them they didn't do it on their own and running with it   (dailykos.com) divider line 173
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2012-07-23 02:08:59 PM  
At this point I'd be absolutely shocked if there wasn't existing footage of Romney stating the exact opposite of whatever thing he's attacking Obama for.
 
2012-07-23 02:12:18 PM  
"[A]t some point, you say, you know, 'what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander,'" Romney told reporters in May.
 
2012-07-23 02:22:12 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-23 02:25:15 PM  
Bwahahahahahahaha! Rmoney is the gift that just keeps on giving.
 
2012-07-23 02:30:17 PM  
Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?
 
2012-07-23 02:32:50 PM  

DeltaPunch: At this point I'd be absolutely shocked if there wasn't existing footage of Romney stating the exact opposite of whatever thing he's attacking Obama for.


I like the bit about Romney attacking Kennedy on taxes and using offshore tax havens.
 
2012-07-23 02:32:52 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?


Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.
 
2012-07-23 02:34:46 PM  
api.photoshop.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-23 02:42:58 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?


More than the black sekrit muslin?
 
2012-07-23 02:44:16 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?


Nah, he's still a white Republican.
 
2012-07-23 02:46:30 PM  
...communities built venues in order to organize competitions.

Socialism!
 
2012-07-23 02:55:18 PM  

oldernell: Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?

Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.


True. And stop calling me Shirley.
 
2012-07-23 03:02:47 PM  

Nadie_AZ: oldernell: Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?

Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.

True. And stop calling me Shirley.


I'm interested to see how well he does with Florida. It's effectively three different states.
 
2012-07-23 03:05:52 PM  

Diogenes: Nadie_AZ: oldernell: Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?

Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.

True. And stop calling me Shirley.

I'm interested to see how well he does with Florida. It's effectively three different states.


NO worries: Romney can exhibit multiple states simultaneously
 
2012-07-23 03:12:26 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Diogenes: Nadie_AZ: oldernell: Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?

Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.

True. And stop calling me Shirley.

I'm interested to see how well he does with Florida. It's effectively three different states.

NO worries: Romney can exhibit multiple states simultaneously


+1
 
2012-07-23 03:13:40 PM  

Nadie_AZ: oldernell: Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?

Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.

True. And stop calling me Shirley.


Rmoney picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

media.nola.com
 
2012-07-23 03:14:05 PM  
This is hilarious.
 
2012-07-23 03:14:46 PM  

DeltaPunch: At this point I'd be absolutely shocked if there wasn't existing footage of Romney stating the exact opposite of whatever thing he's attacking Obama for.



Look, there's a very good reason for Romney's lack of consistency. He's afraid of hobgoblins.
 
2012-07-23 03:15:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Diogenes: Nadie_AZ: oldernell: Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?

Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.

True. And stop calling me Shirley.

I'm interested to see how well he does with Florida. It's effectively three different states.

NO worries: Romney can exhibit multiple states simultaneously


Well played, Sir. Well played.
 
2012-07-23 03:15:38 PM  

Sybarite: DeltaPunch: At this point I'd be absolutely shocked if there wasn't existing footage of Romney stating the exact opposite of whatever thing he's attacking Obama for.


Look, there's a very good reason for Romney's lack of consistency. He's afraid of hobgoblins.


I love it when you get all literary. ;-)
 
2012-07-23 03:23:15 PM  
Now we'll hear that he was so busy with Bain Capital that he was exhausted and didn't know what he was saying.
 
2012-07-23 03:40:23 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the election. And I want to help America.
 
2012-07-23 03:47:22 PM  
Rafalca, on the other hand, got to the Olympics without any help.
 
2012-07-23 03:49:57 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Rafalca


DRINK!
 
2012-07-23 03:52:36 PM  
I love how the last few seconds of the video include Mitt giving a fist-pump. He couldn't possibly look more awkward or unnatural at it.
 
2012-07-23 03:52:42 PM  

propasaurus: DRINK!


I will have some vodka, and make a toast to Konstantin Pavlovich, the preeminent Russian dressage horse who will overtake Rafalca at the Olympics. за ваше здоровье.
 
2012-07-23 04:04:03 PM  
Ok, I've been trying for a few minutes to get my LEAVE RAFALCA ALONE!! image to show up here, and I think this meme generator is broken.

I blame Obama.
 
2012-07-23 04:16:32 PM  
As a newly minted right wing idiot, I'd like to say something anti-Obama and pro-Romney. Also, wtf is a Rafalca?
 
2012-07-23 04:23:06 PM  

WTF Indeed: Also, wtf is a Rafalca?


Rafalca is Romney's Olympic dressage horse.
 
2012-07-23 04:29:43 PM  

vernonFL: Rafalca is Romney's Olympic dressage horse.


There's a vowel at the end of that name. It sounds kinda Hispanic. We should check that horse's papers.
 
2012-07-23 04:42:22 PM  
I can't believe he has a dancing horse.

What does your horse do?

He dances, you idiot, he's a horse.

Etc.
 
2012-07-23 04:59:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Diogenes: Nadie_AZ: oldernell: Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?

Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.

True. And stop calling me Shirley.

I'm interested to see how well he does with Florida. It's effectively three different states.

NO worries: Romney can exhibit multiple states simultaneously


Until he opens his mouth. Then the waveform collapses into a discrete state.

Romney 2012: His Position is Superposition
 
2012-07-23 05:01:12 PM  

Sybarite: DeltaPunch: At this point I'd be absolutely shocked if there wasn't existing footage of Romney stating the exact opposite of whatever thing he's attacking Obama for.


Look, there's a very good reason for Romney's lack of consistency. He's afraid of hobgoblins.


That's a win.
 
2012-07-23 06:00:45 PM  
Democrats sure are getting their panties in a wad about Obama's little speech and that the republicans (spit! spit!) are making hay out of it.

You know, if Obama had NEVER said it, we would still be talking about the "Romney is the scum of the earth because of _____" topic of the week.

The only thing funnier than this is when the democrats went all rabid on Joe the plumber (who isn't a plumber) for asking a question that was answered honestly. The one that I read that made me lol was that he was a republican plant and forced himself on Obama so he could pop the question knowing how it would be answered.


/I didn't build this
 
2012-07-23 06:01:34 PM  

Jackson Herring: "[A]t some point, you say, you know, 'what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander,'" Romney told reporters in May.


Well, it's true. The duck entree is always sweeter if it was in love with your side dish.
 
2012-07-23 06:02:09 PM  
Romney is right.
So is Obama.
 
2012-07-23 06:04:08 PM  
Liberal do-gooders and socialism had NOTHING to do with the creation of this, so suck it. God, and God alone (maybe Jesus helped) made this. STFU libtards

static03.mediaite.com
 
2012-07-23 06:04:10 PM  

EnviroDude: Democrats sure are getting their panties in a wad about Obama's little speech and that the republicans (spit! spit!) are making hay out of it.


Umm, I think you just stated the opposite of what is really happening.
 
2012-07-23 06:07:00 PM  

EnviroDude: gibberish redacted

/I didn't build DERP! this


Oh yes you did derp it.
 
2012-07-23 06:08:40 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: Liberal do-gooders and socialism had NOTHING to do with the creation of this, so suck it. God, and God alone (maybe Jesus helped) made this. STFU libtards

[static03.mediaite.com image 630x347]


Spain is a socialist country.

That is a socialist ass. And an extremely fine one.
 
2012-07-23 06:10:43 PM  
I don't disagree with the sentiment, but bringing up Michael Phelps as an example is kind of dumb, considering his training was not "community funded."

He started seriously training at age 10 at North Baltimore Aquatic Club, then moved to the University of Michigan. Neither of those is "community funded" as the KosKids would like us to believe.
 
2012-07-23 06:11:58 PM  

oldernell: Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?

Shirley you jest. He's white and the other guy isn't. Rmoney will carry the south. He doesn't even have to visit.


Until somehow, someway a few days before the election every house in the South receives a pamplet with CD claiming to support Romney and telling them all about the lovely things of his like how he wants to ban guns, ban porn, ban beer, and wants to convert them all to Mormons. Such an unfortunate delivery...
 
2012-07-23 06:12:39 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I don't disagree with the sentiment, but bringing up Michael Phelps as an example is kind of dumb, considering his training was not "community funded."


He didn't buy his pot from the local homeowner's association.
 
2012-07-23 06:13:00 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I don't disagree with the sentiment, but bringing up Michael Phelps as an example is kind of dumb, considering his training was not "community funded."

He started seriously training at age 10 at North Baltimore Aquatic Club, then moved to the University of Michigan. Neither of those is "community funded" as the KosKids would like us to believe.


The University of Michigan is not community funded? You're an idiot.
 
2012-07-23 06:13:13 PM  

Jackson Herring: "[A]t some point, you say, you know, 'what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander,'" Romney told reporters in May.


Perfect.
 
2012-07-23 06:13:31 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: then moved to the University of Michigan. Neither of those is "community funded" as the KosKids would like us to believe.


UM doesn't take any gubbermint money?
 
2012-07-23 06:16:37 PM  
No, this isn't funny at all.

I do hope that man will wake up and SEE if only for a few seconds.
 
2012-07-23 06:17:51 PM  

EnviroDude: Romney is the scum of the earth


Don't know that I'd go that far but he's certainly not presidential material.
 
2012-07-23 06:19:36 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Has the Deep South started hating this guy, yet?


Some of us do, but I don't think there are many converts.
 
2012-07-23 06:20:16 PM  
What I can't understand is all the bootstrappy folks who

1) Claim they are solely responsible for their success and ignore the help they got from family, friends, and government supported infrastructure and programs.

2) Thank God for their success.
 
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