dletter: Daner, who is stationed at Fort Lewis in Washington, then told his supervisors that he was heading to Colorado Springs to kill his ex and her new boyfriend, then kill himself.I assume this was in a letter or something? Because, I am trying to imagine the scenario where he says this in person...Daner: "Hi, I am going to take a few days leave, ok?"Boss: "Sure, what you have planned?"Daner: "I'm going to go kill my slutty ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend, and then I'll probably kill myself"Boss: "Well, have fun, see you Monday!""Told" is poor verbiage for the article if it was written though, at least to me, that insinuates being spoken to.
geoduck42: jst3p: You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong.Seeing what he looks like, and how he reacted, seems to me she did it exactly right. Except maybe forgetting to move to another continent after sending the message.
strapp3r: Whatthefark: Another Ft Lewis soldier involved in crazy shenanigans? Seems like there are quite a few up there.Anyone know why or am I just hearing about Ft Lewis more because it's nearby?IT IS NOT FT LEWIS!!!/it is ft lewis something-or-other
jst3p: You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong.
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