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(KKTV Colorado Springs)   Because wild fires and shootings weren't enough to make life in Colorado terrifying, police on the lookout for a Soldier intent on murdering his ex in Colorado Springs. Difficulty: Description matches half of the population of Fort Carson   (kktv.com) divider line 56
    More: Scary, Fort Carson, Colorado Springs, Colorado, AWOL, credible threat, shootings, matches  
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2012-07-23 03:14:53 PM  
Daner, who is stationed at Fort Lewis in Washington, then told his supervisors that he was heading to Colorado Springs to kill his ex and her new boyfriend, then kill himself.

I assume this was in a letter or something? Because, I am trying to imagine the scenario where he says this in person...

Daner: "Hi, I am going to take a few days leave, ok?"
Boss: "Sure, what you have planned?"
Daner: "I'm going to go kill my slutty ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend, and then I'll probably kill myself"
Boss: "Well, have fun, see you Monday!"

"Told" is poor verbiage for the article if it was written though, at least to me, that insinuates being spoken to.
 
2012-07-23 03:18:13 PM  
Clearly this will also be faced with the gentle, rational thought. On the second thought we should probably ban military service before something such as this happens again!
 
2012-07-23 03:54:10 PM  

dletter: I assume this was in a letter or something? Because, I am trying to imagine the scenario where he says this in person...


I imagine it was probably done via phone. Or text message.

"Goin 2 kill my gf lol"
 
2012-07-23 03:55:50 PM  

wxboy: dletter: I assume this was in a letter or something? Because, I am trying to imagine the scenario where he says this in person...

I imagine it was probably done via phone. Or text message.

"Goin 2 kill my gf lol"


Elijah Dukes approves.
 
2012-07-23 03:58:04 PM  
"Little Monster" as a nickname?

Yup, Gaga fan. Unstable, the whole lot of 'em.
 
2012-07-23 03:58:04 PM  
I support the troops, but not their murderous rampages?

God I'm confused.
 
2012-07-23 03:58:27 PM  
Half of the soldiers at Ft. Carson are 5-foot 5-inches tall, weighing 155 pounds?
 
2012-07-23 03:58:38 PM  
And he has an injured hand from hitting someone after he found out...

and they know he arrived in Denver, took a taxi (with no record as to where... right...) and now he's just wandering around? No wonder I don't always enjoy living here.
 
2012-07-23 03:59:24 PM  
Is this like when the Albuquerque PD puts out a suspect description like "Hispanic male, 22-30 with neck tattoos and a white tank top, last seen on Central between Carlisle and Wyoming"?

/At least once a week
//They should really find that guy.
 
2012-07-23 03:59:31 PM  
dletter

Came her to make exactly that comment.

According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

Fiancee (plus the squiggly thing). Psycho-boy is the fiance, the girl is the fiancee. I wonder if she's ditching him for his coping skills.

/pedant
 
2012-07-23 03:59:51 PM  
Dude should just get over it. While hes on leave in CO he can find a new GF. Damn ratio of men to women was so lop sided when I was stationed there even my ugly Norwegian ass was pulling good lookin ass. Youll have to trust me that I am ugly
 
2012-07-23 04:00:36 PM  
According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong. She's got it coming.
 
2012-07-23 04:01:27 PM  
media.graytvinc.com
What is it with farkwads and UnderArmor clothes...?
 
2012-07-23 04:02:04 PM  
It's JBLM (Joint Base Lewis-McChord).

It hasn't been Fort Lewis for years.
 
2012-07-23 04:03:22 PM  
Police departments around the nation cry out in pain that the can not hire this guy, the new prototypical douche-bag pig.
 
2012-07-23 04:03:59 PM  

dletter: Daner, who is stationed at Fort Lewis in Washington, then told his supervisors that he was heading to Colorado Springs to kill his ex and her new boyfriend, then kill himself.

I assume this was in a letter or something? Because, I am trying to imagine the scenario where he says this in person...

Daner: "Hi, I am going to take a few days leave, ok?"
Boss: "Sure, what you have planned?"
Daner: "I'm going to go kill my slutty ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend, and then I'll probably kill myself"
Boss: "Well, have fun, see you Monday!"

"Told" is poor verbiage for the article if it was written though, at least to me, that insinuates being spoken to.


He probably was out of ranks for the morning accountability formation, and when his squad leader or whomever called his mobile and asked him where the fark he was, he replied with, "I'm going to Colorado to kill my biatch ex!"
 
2012-07-23 04:04:34 PM  
Another Ft Lewis soldier involved in crazy shenanigans? Seems like there are quite a few up there.

Anyone know why or am I just hearing about Ft Lewis more because it's nearby?
 
2012-07-23 04:06:01 PM  

jst3p: According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong. She's got it coming.


Yeah, you're right. She's got it coming... the stupid biatch.
 
2012-07-23 04:08:41 PM  

jst3p: You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong.


Seeing what he looks like, and how he reacted, seems to me she did it exactly right. Except maybe forgetting to move to another continent after sending the message.
 
2012-07-23 04:13:10 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: jst3p: According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong. She's got it coming.

Yeah, you're right. She's got it coming... the stupid biatch.


Clearly I was not being serious....
 
2012-07-23 04:14:10 PM  

Ernest T Bass: Half of the soldiers at Ft. Carson are 5-foot 5-inches tall, weighing 155 pounds?


Bald, white, medium height, not significantly over or under weight.

Half is an exaggeration, but that description isn't all that helpful in a military town.
 
2012-07-23 04:14:42 PM  

jst3p: CapeFearCadaver: jst3p: According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong. She's got it coming.

Yeah, you're right. She's got it coming... the stupid biatch.

Clearly I was not being serious....


Neither was I...
 
2012-07-23 04:15:07 PM  

Whatthefark: Another Ft Lewis soldier involved in crazy shenanigans? Seems like there are quite a few up there.

Anyone know why or am I just hearing about Ft Lewis more because it's nearby?


IT IS NOT FT LEWIS!!!

/it is ft lewis something-or-other
 
2012-07-23 04:16:16 PM  

spentmiles: I support the troops, but not their murderous rampages?

God I'm confused.


I'd snark and say that murderous rampages are the job description, but I'm pretty sure that if I did say that, it would be proof that I hate America.
 
2012-07-23 04:17:20 PM  

Imperialism: wxboy: dletter: I assume this was in a letter or something? Because, I am trying to imagine the scenario where he says this in person...

I imagine it was probably done via phone. Or text message.

"Goin 2 kill my gf lol"

Elijah Dukes approves.


It's on, dog. You dead, dog. Your kids new boyfriend, too.
 
2012-07-23 04:27:15 PM  
Rambo, John J? Something tells me they drew first blood
 
2012-07-23 04:33:25 PM  
I assume the new boyfriends name is Jodie?
 
2012-07-23 04:46:37 PM  

Bondith: dletter

Came her to make exactly that comment.

According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

Fiancee (plus the squiggly thing). Psycho-boy is the fiance, the girl is the fiancee. I wonder if she's ditching him for his coping skills.

/pedant


Actually, that's perfectly correct... unless you're actually un pédant.
 
2012-07-23 04:48:22 PM  

strapp3r: Whatthefark: Another Ft Lewis soldier involved in crazy shenanigans? Seems like there are quite a few up there.

Anyone know why or am I just hearing about Ft Lewis more because it's nearby?

IT IS NOT FT LEWIS!!!

/it is ft lewis something-or-other


OK, OK,

Joint Base Lewis-McChord

Is there a higher instance of mental issues at this base or is it simply because it's the largest base on the west coast and has more crazies per capita?
 
2012-07-23 04:51:47 PM  

spentmiles: I support the troops, but not their murderous rampages?

God I'm confused.


I love that Eric Andre show bit. I support the troops as a whole but not you personally cause your an asshole.
 
2012-07-23 04:54:19 PM  

geoduck42: jst3p: You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong.

Seeing what he looks like, and how he reacted, seems to me she did it exactly right. Except maybe forgetting to move to another continent after sending the message.


Dudes 5'5" and 150 lbs. Ladies don't date tiny men they are huge frickin bundle of insecurity.
 
2012-07-23 04:59:39 PM  

Whatthefark: strapp3r: Whatthefark: Another Ft Lewis soldier involved in crazy shenanigans? Seems like there are quite a few up there.

Anyone know why or am I just hearing about Ft Lewis more because it's nearby?

IT IS NOT FT LEWIS!!!

/it is ft lewis something-or-other

OK, OK,

Joint Base Lewis-McChord

Is there a higher instance of mental issues at this base or is it simply because it's the largest base on the west coast and has more crazies per capita?


I'd assume that it's just that their press folk are failing repeatedly at keeping things under wraps. Stupid crazy things happen on military bases everywhere all the time, it's just a question of what actually makes the news.
 
2012-07-23 05:05:36 PM  
"Hey G.I. Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?"
 
2012-07-23 05:06:11 PM  
When people would find out where I was stationed over in the past, they would usually ask "my cousin (insertname) is a Marine, do you know him?" After making a judgement call on race my response would always be "yeah, he's a (insertrace) guy, about 5'5" to 6", in shape, short hair right?".
They'ed say yes and walk away pleased.
 
2012-07-23 05:09:20 PM  
Headline makes sense, half of all soldiers have an ex in Colorado.
 
2012-07-23 05:17:06 PM  

Ernest T Bass: Half of the soldiers at Ft. Carson are 5-foot 5-inches tall, weighing 155 pounds?


Only the female ones.
 
2012-07-23 05:27:34 PM  

jst3p: According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong. She's got it coming.


I have a problem with someone wanting to kill someone due to bad manners. We would have to kill 3/4 of the nation.
 
2012-07-23 05:28:11 PM  
i've had a crapload of nephews in the armed services and every one of their relationships went right to crap. not just a break-up but all sorts of drama and the kids are with her mother blah blah blah. i'm under the impression it is very difficult to have / sustain a good marriage for young people in the military.
 
2012-07-23 05:53:06 PM  

thenewmissus: jst3p: According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong. She's got it coming.

I have a problem with someone wanting to kill someone due to bad manners. We would have to kill 3/4 of the nation.


So.......where's the problem?

/traffic lanes opening up all over.
 
2012-07-23 05:56:08 PM  

thenewmissus: jst3p: According to police, the former fiance told suspect Joshua Johnston Daner via text that she no longer wanted to get married and was ending the relationship.

You don't end an engagement via text, just wrong. She's got it coming.

I have a problem with someone wanting to kill someone due to bad manners. We would have to kill 3/4 of the nation.


A Brothers Grimm world would suck. I'd hate to be put to death for disobeying my parents by getting home past curfew.
 
2012-07-23 06:01:24 PM  
I wish someone cared about me that much...
 
2012-07-23 06:18:26 PM  
Can't tell from the article whether or not she has it coming.
 
2012-07-23 06:23:14 PM  

Ernest T Bass: Half of the soldiers at Ft. Carson are 5-foot 5-inches tall, weighing 155 pounds?


The other half is 2-foot 2.5 inches tall, weighing 72.5 pounds.
 
2012-07-23 06:53:00 PM  
Colorado's really taking an ass kicking this summer.
 
2012-07-23 07:09:31 PM  

RufusLake: I wish someone cared about me that much...


No you don't.
 
2012-07-23 07:12:18 PM  

RufusLake: I wish someone cared about me that much...


That kind of attitude is why these psychos manage to keep breeding.
 
2012-07-23 07:38:51 PM  

Le Bomb Suprize: I assume the new boyfriends name is Jodie?


For a guy with a girls name, he gets a shiat ton of tail.
 
2012-07-23 08:18:59 PM  
STAND DOWN!
 
2012-07-23 08:41:52 PM  

dletter: Daner, who is stationed at Fort Lewis in Washington, then told his supervisors that he was heading to Colorado Springs to kill his ex and her new boyfriend, then kill himself.

I assume this was in a letter or something? Because, I am trying to imagine the scenario where he says this in person...

Daner: "Hi, I am going to take a few days leave, ok?"
Boss: "Sure, what you have planned?"
Daner: "I'm going to go kill my slutty ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend, and then I'll probably kill myself"
Boss: "Well, have fun, see you Monday!"

"Told" is poor verbiage for the article if it was written though, at least to me, that insinuates being spoken to.


As long as he signed his daisy chain counseling for a long weekend and his car passed inspection I think his supervisor had to let him go.
 
2012-07-23 09:06:07 PM  

Whatthefark: Another Ft Lewis soldier involved in crazy shenanigans? Seems like there are quite a few up there.

Anyone know why or am I just hearing about Ft Lewis more because it's nearby?


No you are right.
Fort Lewis has been labeled a rogue post by veterans groups.
 
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