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(Venture Beat)   Scientists simulate an entire organism in software for the first time ever. Interesting how just a few added or dropped letters will change the entire meaning of a headline   (venturebeat.com) divider line 60
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2012-07-23 02:15:58 PM
My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.
 
2012-07-23 03:13:02 PM
I definitely read it as orgasm the first time
 
2012-07-23 03:25:40 PM
Nicely done, subby. Very good
 
2012-07-23 03:30:30 PM
Good to know my computer cares enough to fake it for me.
 
2012-07-23 04:14:07 PM
Why take all that time, effort, and money when we all know God did it!
 
2012-07-23 04:14:10 PM
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i209.photobucket.com

/there.....simulated for you
 
2012-07-23 04:16:12 PM
Scientists simulate an entire organism in softhardware for the first time ever. Interesting how just a few added or dropped letters will change the entire meaning of a headline

www.electronicrepairguide.com
 
2012-07-23 04:18:03 PM
The changed meaning headline is a blatent lie, we've been doing that for years.
 
2012-07-23 04:19:23 PM
Ni!
 
2012-07-23 04:19:51 PM
that is a great headline subby -- cheers to you.
 
2012-07-23 04:22:10 PM
img256.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-23 04:22:23 PM

Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.


Well if you think your children are simulated, just stab them in the arm and see if they bleed.
 
2012-07-23 04:22:39 PM
They just did what now?

Seems simple enough really, I guess the trick is how complex to make it.
 
2012-07-23 04:22:49 PM
I'll have what that headline is having.
 
2012-07-23 04:28:45 PM
from the article's comments...

Jordo • 2 days ago −
That last sentence is really unfair to Mitt Romney

"But don't get your hopes up too high for personalized medicine or helpful simulations of how medication will affect you before you actually have to take it. A fully simulated human being is still a long way off."

/rock on Jordo whoever you are.
 
2012-07-23 04:30:34 PM

Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.


Thread over.
 
2012-07-23 04:44:39 PM
Found an image of the lead tester.

www.hotflick.net
 
2012-07-23 04:45:07 PM
Bet they are wondering why TFA is getting so many hits.
 
2012-07-23 04:47:56 PM
Scienticians? Simulator? Entirety? I don't get it!
 
2012-07-23 04:48:03 PM

Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.


This guy has a good reply to that.
 
2012-07-23 04:49:03 PM

Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.


My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.
 
2012-07-23 04:49:26 PM
FTA: And, yes, that bacteria lives right where its name suggests.

In my plasma?
 
2012-07-23 04:55:18 PM
I thought John Conway did this years ago.
 
2012-07-23 05:12:54 PM

abfalter: Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.

My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.


Yuck
 
2012-07-23 05:15:20 PM

abfalter: My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.


Haha, ewww.
 
2012-07-23 05:28:30 PM
www.2games.com
 
2012-07-23 05:41:51 PM

abfalter: Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.

My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.


Way to bring a gun to a knife fight. Jeez.
 
2012-07-23 05:52:13 PM
Hey, the thing is reproducing. Who's to say there aren't tiny simulated bacteria orgasms going on?


UNHbeta19: abfalter: Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.

My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.

Yuck


Don't knock it till you've tried it. Trust me, it's AWESOME.
 
2012-07-23 05:53:26 PM
img1.fark.net

Is that tag new? Never seen it before
 
2012-07-23 06:05:20 PM

Begoggle: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]

Is that tag new? Never seen it before


Maybe not, but you'll probably see it again.
 
2012-07-23 06:13:30 PM
No big news here. Women have been simulating organisms since the dawn of time.
 
2012-07-23 06:14:38 PM

Begoggle: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]

Is that tag new? Never seen it before


It's not *new* new, and it's for Admin use only. Basically they use it when they have green-lit an article, and later someone comes up with a headline that they really like (a better headline, if you will)
 
2012-07-23 06:24:37 PM

Begoggle: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]

Is that tag new? Never seen it before


I know I've seen that question before...
 
2012-07-23 06:34:24 PM
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark] 2012-07-23 03:13:02 PM

I definitely read it as orgasm the first time


This.
 
2012-07-23 06:38:36 PM
oh I'm sure this can't turn out badly at all
 
2012-07-23 06:59:28 PM
I hope their antivirus software is up to date.
 
2012-07-23 07:28:36 PM

abfalter: Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.

My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.


Protip: she pees on you
 
2012-07-23 07:30:39 PM
But nature can do it with a puddle of dirty water! Amazing!
 
2012-07-23 07:34:49 PM

Flappyhead: Found an image of the lead tester.

[www.hotflick.net image 850x478]


Came to post the same, leaving embarassingly satisfied.
 
2012-07-23 07:37:02 PM

fusillade762: Hey, the thing is reproducing. Who's to say there aren't tiny simulated bacteria orgasms going on?


UNHbeta19: abfalter: Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.

My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.

Yuck

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Trust me, it's AWESOME.


For what? Watering the plants?
 
2012-07-23 07:38:52 PM
I'll have what she's having
 
2012-07-23 07:48:30 PM

wildsnowllama: I hope their antivirus software is up to date.


Norton doesn't work on bacteriophage.
 
2012-07-23 07:51:26 PM

Mentat: wildsnowllama: I hope their antivirus software is up to date.

Norton doesn't work on bacteriophage.


Norton's malware that doesn't work on anything.
 
2012-07-23 08:15:32 PM
+5 subby.
 
2012-07-23 08:56:26 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-07-23 09:01:56 PM

Lehk: abfalter: Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.

My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.

Protip: she pees on you


Seriously?
Let me guess, the clitoris is a myth too right?

Orgasmic expulsions of women: A review and heuristic inquiry.

Also, brofist for abfalter. My wife is as well, took her a while to get comfortable with the idea and she's still not 100% sure if it's "okay" with me. Despite what I tell her.
 
2012-07-23 09:31:51 PM
Yeah, I read "stimulates an entire orgasm," as well.
 
2012-07-23 09:42:29 PM
The organism will forever have to wonder if it lives in a binary universe or if it is alone.
 
2012-07-23 10:17:38 PM
ruh roh
 
2012-07-23 10:34:54 PM

Flumenos: Lehk: abfalter: Mugato: My ex told me that she simulated every organism but I think she was just being a vindictive biatch.

My wife is a 'squirter'. There is no faking in our house; there is physical evidence of either of our orgasms.

Protip: she pees on you

Seriously?
Let me guess, the clitoris is a myth too right?


Link

tl:dr

May or may not be intentional, but if there's a lot of fluid it comes mostly from the bladder. Ergo, she pisses on you.
That comes from the fact that there is no other large reservoir of liquid, unless you want to speculate that it's stomach contents or it magically appears or some other unscientific non-sense.
 
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