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(WTSP)   James Holmes makes his first appearance in court, LGT gallery that shows that he looks much more like Ronald McDonald than the Joker   (wtsp.com) divider line 235
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2012-07-23 02:02:29 PM  
He looks as if someone snowed him with benzos.
 
2012-07-23 02:02:40 PM  
Burn in hell, unfunny man.

Until then, rot in prison. You'll be the bell of the ball, having shot babies and all that.
 
2012-07-23 02:02:52 PM  
He looks Dazed.

/Mental illness isn't pretty.
 
2012-07-23 02:02:54 PM  
The guy looks stoned out of his mind.
 
2012-07-23 02:03:05 PM  
I posted this in the other thread... then this popped up...

Joker with red hair in the hospital scene...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-23 02:03:22 PM  
Zombie Ronald McDonald at that.

Either he is batshiat insane, or he didn't actually realize what 12 dead people were going to look like when he was through. That's a picture of shell-shock. Or too much thorazine.
 
2012-07-23 02:03:35 PM  
It looks like he is a few fries short of a happy meal.
 
2012-07-23 02:03:45 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

He's too much.
 
2012-07-23 02:04:30 PM  
His lawyer looks like she rubbed her face into his hair or something.. that spraytan or liver failure thing just ain't workin for her..
 
2012-07-23 02:04:57 PM  
Looks like a responsible American to me.
 
2012-07-23 02:04:57 PM  
Hang him, strip all records of his ever existing and hang anybody that every brings up his name ever again. He wanted notoriety, take that from him.
 
2012-07-23 02:05:19 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i48.tinypic.com image 634x480]

He's too much.


wow. never, ever, ever going to look at him now and not see this image.

.....thank you? i think?
 
2012-07-23 02:05:52 PM  
People with orange hair are usually begging for attention, he succeeded.
 
2012-07-23 02:06:56 PM  
That lawyer is NOT happy to be there. Who did she piss off to get assigned this case?
 
2012-07-23 02:07:08 PM  
I wasn't able to follow this story today because of work. Did he make any kind of a statement?
 
2012-07-23 02:07:23 PM  

Private_Citizen: He looks Dazed.

/Mental illness isn't pretty.


Said the same thing when I saw it on the telly. He really is farked in the head.
 
2012-07-23 02:07:56 PM  
That fu**er is going to live the rest of his life realizing the difference between movie make believe and real life. The movie "Joker" escapes custody does evil, interesting things. The "real life" Joker will live the rest of his life in a 90 square foot cell with concrete furniture and no window and one hour of isolated exercise per week. In about ten years, he'll make the news again as they juice his azz.

DIAF, asshole.
 
2012-07-23 02:09:10 PM  
If that doesn't cement in " lone crazy who went off the deep end" I don't know what will.

The media can't accept that a percentage of the population has mental illness and that a small percentage of those have the potential to do something like this if left untreated. It is too boring and sciency and dry. Something had to come along and make him like this be it a cult, video game, TV, mean old government or exposed nipples.
 
2012-07-23 02:10:01 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Hang him, strip all records of his ever existing and hang anybody that every brings up his name ever again. He wanted notoriety, take that from him.


James Holmes

Come get me, tough guy.
 
2012-07-23 02:10:17 PM  
Just a few things I've been wondering:

1) What happened with the report of someone in the mall at the diamond store? False alarm or was there an opportunist taking advantage of the chaos?

2) How did the guy get the funds for the arsenal? He'd been building it up over a couple months and I don't think the intern position he had pays all that well. Did he tap into student loans? Or, with a strong background in science and organic chemistry, was he supplementing his income through some party drugs? For that matter, could he have made his own tear gas/pepper spray bombs? One of the officers on the scene called in that there was a cloud of capsicum; not sure if they make pepper spray in industrial bomb size or how restricted such a thing would be.
 
2012-07-23 02:10:18 PM  
Death by exile?
 
2012-07-23 02:11:59 PM  
I don't buy the dazed and confused act for one second.
 
2012-07-23 02:12:05 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Just a few things I've been wondering:

1) What happened with the report of someone in the mall at the diamond store? False alarm or was there an opportunist taking advantage of the chaos?

2) How did the guy get the funds for the arsenal? He'd been building it up over a couple months and I don't think the intern position he had pays all that well. Did he tap into student loans? Or, with a strong background in science and organic chemistry, was he supplementing his income through some party drugs? For that matter, could he have made his own tear gas/pepper spray bombs? One of the officers on the scene called in that there was a cloud of capsicum; not sure if they make pepper spray in industrial bomb size or how restricted such a thing would be.


It's pretty easy to get credit. Especially if you have no intention of ever paying it off.
 
2012-07-23 02:12:09 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Hang him, strip all records of his ever existing and hang anybody that every brings up his name ever again. He wanted notoriety, take that from him.


Pretty much this.

If we could get all the press to agree not to publish the names of these mega-attention-whores. Make a point to focus instead on the stories of the victims. You'd simultaneously diminish the perp (who wants notoriety over all) and exalt the victim (which the perp sought to devalue) it'd go a long way to limiting the number of times this shiat would happen.
 
2012-07-23 02:12:39 PM  
Ronald McDonald? Au Contraire
totaldouche.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-23 02:13:48 PM  
During that he looks like he's having a moment of clarity and might well have realised this shiat is real and he's not a character in a comic strip
 
2012-07-23 02:14:01 PM  

megity: That lawyer is NOT happy to be there. Who did she piss off to get assigned this case?


public defender. while i couldn't ever see myself being a lawyer anyway, i most definitely couldn't see myself being a public defender. sometimes you have to represent those you know are guilty, and try to make it as smooth and painless a process for their prosecution as possible. you know you're not going to win your case, but what kind of deal will you settle for? you know you have a true hate for this person, but you have to separate personal feelings from your professionalism. you know you have to uphold our right to a fair trial no matter your feelings for the person you represent.
 
2012-07-23 02:14:07 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Hang him, strip all records of his ever existing and hang anybody that every brings up his name ever again. He wanted notoriety, take that from him.


And wipe out his records and take down the statue and... wait, who are we talking about again?
 
2012-07-23 02:14:15 PM  
img405.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-23 02:15:06 PM  
Looks like he's tranq'd
 
2012-07-23 02:15:36 PM  

afghanwhiggle: I don't buy the dazed and confused act for one second.


My husband saw him and said "He sure had both eyes wide open when he was shooting people in that theater.What's with the f'ed up look now"?
 
2012-07-23 02:16:46 PM  

Lord_Dubu: Smeggy Smurf: Hang him, strip all records of his ever existing and hang anybody that every brings up his name ever again. He wanted notoriety, take that from him.

Pretty much this.

If we could get all the press to agree not to publish the names of these mega-attention-whores. Make a point to focus instead on the stories of the victims. You'd simultaneously diminish the perp (who wants notoriety over all) and exalt the victim (which the perp sought to devalue) it'd go a long way to limiting the number of times this shiat would happen.


You do realize they're not all that famous and that in a few years it'll be hard to even remember his name, right?

Quick, without using google, who perpetrated the Bath School disaster that killed 45 people and injured 58?
 
2012-07-23 02:17:28 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Just a few things I've been wondering:

1) What happened with the report of someone in the mall at the diamond store? False alarm or was there an opportunist taking advantage of the chaos?

2) How did the guy get the funds for the arsenal? He'd been building it up over a couple months and I don't think the intern position he had pays all that well. Did he tap into student loans? Or, with a strong background in science and organic chemistry, was he supplementing his income through some party drugs? For that matter, could he have made his own tear gas/pepper spray bombs? One of the officers on the scene called in that there was a cloud of capsicum; not sure if they make pepper spray in industrial bomb size or how restricted such a thing would be.


The NYTimes is reporting that his Internet purchases tallied at about three grand. His grant and scholarship income was about 26 grand. So it just took a little saving.
 
2012-07-23 02:17:37 PM  

afghanwhiggle: I don't buy the dazed and confused act for one second.


derp
 
2012-07-23 02:18:30 PM  
I wonder if Oingo-Boingo will tour again?
 
2012-07-23 02:19:00 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com/what would Yoda say
 
2012-07-23 02:19:16 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Hang him, strip all records of his ever existing and hang anybody that every brings up his name ever again. He wanted notoriety, take that from him.


Just out of curiosity...because it's a common refrain after things like this...what are you basing that on? What has been said by the shooter that he wanted fame and attention from his acts? Or is it that that is the only reason you can come up with that someone would do something like this?

Seriously, any time something like this happens, the killer is branded "attention whore" by everyone within range. Why are we assuming that this guy wanted notoriety? Maybe he's just nuts, and wasn't even thinking about what would happen after. Or care.
 
2012-07-23 02:19:35 PM  
I can't believe penis went there.

www.wtsp.com
 
2012-07-23 02:19:56 PM  
Have we learned the most important thing yet? Is he registered to vote as a Democrat or a Republican? I need to know whether he belongs to my party or the other one, so I can know whether to blame this on the party as a whole and every single other person in the country who is in that party, or if I need to denounce him as a lone nut who does not reflect any particular political affiliation. These things matter, dammit!! I have some self-righteous indignation I need to express!!
 
2012-07-23 02:20:46 PM  
He looks like all the people that I hate and ignore on Fark.


...and he ESPECIALLY looks like THIS farking idiot.

GOD I hate that farker.
 
2012-07-23 02:21:23 PM  
He's going to Grimace when the other inmates unload a McFlurry on him. BigMac (aka, Bubba) will be dipping his McNuggets into that Angus.
I'm lovin' it!
 
2012-07-23 02:21:33 PM  
Closer to what I was thinking:

news.bbc.co.uk

/hawt
 
2012-07-23 02:23:41 PM  

mod3072: Have we learned the most important thing yet? Is he registered to vote as a Democrat or a Republican? I need to know whether he belongs to my party or the other one, so I can know whether to blame this on the party as a whole and every single other person in the country who is in that party, or if I need to denounce him as a lone nut who does not reflect any particular political affiliation. These things matter, dammit!! I have some self-righteous indignation I need to express!!


Why wait to find out? Just do like the media and go ahead and lump him in with the faction you don't agree with.
 
2012-07-23 02:24:11 PM  
i45.tinypic.comhttp://i45.tinypic.com/2lthuv5.jpg
 
2012-07-23 02:24:14 PM  
Well, clearly dying your hair to look like a ginger will strip away your soul just as quickly as being born a ginger.
 
2012-07-23 02:25:09 PM  

mod3072: Have we learned the most important thing yet? Is he registered to vote as a Democrat or a Republican? I need to know whether he belongs to my party or the other one, so I can know whether to blame this on the party as a whole and every single other person in the country who is in that party, or if I need to denounce him as a lone nut who does not reflect any particular political affiliation. These things matter, dammit!! I have some self-righteous indignation I need to express!!


Same here . Looks like I got here before our "fact checkers" reported in .
 
2012-07-23 02:25:24 PM  
He's definitely a Democrat since dying your hair is not very conservative.
 
2012-07-23 02:26:03 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Zombie Ronald McDonald at that.

Either he is batshiat insane, or he didn't actually realize what 12 dead people were going to look like when he was through. That's a picture of shell-shock. Or too much thorazine.


IIRC, it was mentioned that he had taken a massive dose of anti-anxiety meds (or something along those lines) before the shooting spree, to calm his nerves. Might be just coming off that.
 
2012-07-23 02:26:34 PM  

Person: Lord_Dubu: Smeggy Smurf: Hang him, strip all records of his ever existing and hang anybody that every brings up his name ever again. He wanted notoriety, take that from him.

Pretty much this.

If we could get all the press to agree not to publish the names of these mega-attention-whores. Make a point to focus instead on the stories of the victims. You'd simultaneously diminish the perp (who wants notoriety over all) and exalt the victim (which the perp sought to devalue) it'd go a long way to limiting the number of times this shiat would happen.

You do realize they're not all that famous and that in a few years it'll be hard to even remember his name, right?

Quick, without using google, who perpetrated the Bath School disaster that killed 45 people and injured 58?



Charles Whitman.
 
2012-07-23 02:27:02 PM  
Looks like some VA doc visited the prison and gave him a few hundred mgs of Trazodone.

Shouldn't this guy have a middle name? He's a spree shooter, I thought they always had three names.
 
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