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(CNN)   Asia has more millionaires than America. Also more men, women, children, poor people, amputees, hermaphrodites, and every other damn thing   (cnn.com) divider line 92
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2012-07-23 06:17:29 PM
WOW, so a continent that has over 50% of the earth's population has more of everything than a single country that has about 5% of the earth's population? Stop the presses!
 
2012-07-23 06:27:05 PM
Ryan2065: We've got more people in prisons...

They have more involuntary organ donors.
 
2012-07-23 06:27:57 PM
Doubt they have more people named 'Bubba' than America.

Which brings up another question... is there even one person in China named Bubba?
 
2012-07-23 06:38:38 PM
Also hotter chicks

:)
 
2012-07-23 06:48:18 PM
Gyrfalcon: Ryan2065: We've got more people in prisons...

They have more involuntary organ donors.


And a farkton of people who can't drive.


/flapping dickie, etc.
 
2012-07-23 06:49:46 PM
1,000,000 yen= 12,000 dollars, of course they do.
 
2012-07-23 06:54:19 PM
Sofa King Smart: someone threw out the stat that there are more Chinese children learning english in schools than there are American kids learning english in schools... the scale of their population hit me then.

More American kids learn English in school than English kids learn English in school.

/Mind. Is. Blown.
 
2012-07-23 07:01:19 PM
Dirtybird971: "Asia?" does that include India?

Check out the thread in GEEK about drowned buildings. I got blasted for that.
 
2012-07-23 07:09:51 PM
we got more Dat Ass and DD titties than Asia. so there.
 
2012-07-23 07:16:35 PM
expobill: angry_scientist: Jake Havechek: The heat of the moment?

and sole survivors

only time will tell

holy war!


/facepalm

Days Like These
 
2012-07-23 07:25:34 PM
More cowbell? Really?

i451.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-23 07:28:24 PM
More octopus babies. Fewer octopus moms.
 
2012-07-23 07:33:46 PM
Remember that China has over a billion people. So, even if you are a one-in-a-million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others EXACTLY like you.
 
2012-07-23 07:35:21 PM
GAT_00: Party Boy: GAT_00: It's actually easier to move the social ladder in Asia these days, and that's saying a lot about how far we've fallen into stratified classes.

say whaaatt??

Very few people move out of the income bracket you were born in here. The American Dream, which barely ever really existed, is dead. Outsourcing killed it.


Historically there has never been much moving up the social ladder. That was just propaganda.
 
2012-07-23 07:40:51 PM
Yep, so let's see here... India, Japan and China are all mentioned in the article as counting toward the HNW count, so we can assume that everybody BETWEEN them also counts. So by my math that's 1.3 billion in China, 1.2 billion in India and 620 million in all of SE Asia. So that's like 2.12 billion people. Well, I bet we have more blondes and not much else.
 
2012-07-23 08:04:43 PM
conjecture and hearsay: Remember that China has over a billion people. So, even if you are a one-in-a-million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others EXACTLY like you.

you mean they only speak English and a tiny bit of Espanol and not a LICK of Chinese??
 
2012-07-23 08:05:06 PM
XveryYpettyZ: Yep, so let's see here... India, Japan and China are all mentioned in the article as counting toward the HNW count, so we can assume that everybody BETWEEN them also counts. So by my math that's 1.3 billion in China, 1.2 billion in India and 620 million in all of SE Asia. So that's like 2.12 billion people. Well, I bet we have more blondes and not much else.

not just blondes dude.....I bet we have more Mexicans than China too and we're not even Mexico!!!!! Are we awesome or wut?
 
2012-07-23 08:41:34 PM
SuperNinjaToad: XveryYpettyZ: Yep, so let's see here... India, Japan and China are all mentioned in the article as counting toward the HNW count, so we can assume that everybody BETWEEN them also counts. So by my math that's 1.3 billion in China, 1.2 billion in India and 620 million in all of SE Asia. So that's like 2.12 billion people. Well, I bet we have more blondes and not much else.

not just blondes dude.....I bet we have more Mexicans than China too and we're not even Mexico!!!!! Are we awesome or wut?


America is awesome, I've worked in the Ukraine, England-Germany, Canada, Mexico, in the Ecuadoran rain forest, most countries, I was born in Mexico, but an American Army combat veteran (your welcome), go sell that shiat somewhere else
 
2012-07-23 08:59:07 PM
Bocasio: America is awesome, I've worked in the Ukraine, England-Germany, Canada, Mexico, in the Ecuadoran rain forest, most countries, I was born in Mexico, but an American Army combat veteran (your welcome), go sell that shiat somewhere else

Were you there for the Anschluss with Australia?sarahfrances1.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-23 09:05:32 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores: Bocasio: America is awesome, I've worked in the Ukraine, England-Germany, Canada, Mexico, in the Ecuadoran rain forest, most countries, I was born in Mexico, but an American Army combat veteran (your welcome), go sell that shiat somewhere else

Were you there for the Anschluss with Australia?[sarahfrances1.files.wordpress.com image 525x395]


From Edinbugh through Erlangen to Donetsk.. Nice historical reference though.
 
2012-07-23 09:20:35 PM
Bocasio: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Bocasio: America is awesome, I've worked in the Ukraine, England-Germany, Canada, Mexico, in the Ecuadoran rain forest, most countries, I was born in Mexico, but an American Army combat veteran (your welcome), go sell that shiat somewhere else

Were you there for the Anschluss with Australia?[sarahfrances1.files.wordpress.com image 525x395]

From Edinbugh through Erlangen to Donetsk.. Nice historical reference though.


If you want to meet an old warrior in paradise go to Bucay in Ecuador head for the rain forests at Km 90 vía el Triunfo will be D'Franco Hosteria, Don Franco is an engineer/soldier/ and one hell of a host
 
2012-07-23 09:29:32 PM
Most people don't care. Most people are Chinese.
 
2012-07-23 09:38:06 PM
Erebus1954: Most people don't care. Most people are Chinese.

I'm glad you speak for the Chinese, considering they are using their extra money to finance infrastructure ALL over the world. I don't care your mind is small.. I just mention that for the folks preparing for the future. Goodnight reb, the lesson endeth here
 
2012-07-23 09:53:55 PM
Erebus1954: Most people don't care. Most people are Chinese.

I'm not Chinese, and I don't even know any Chinese people. Therefore, most people are white suburban Americans. You are WRONG!!
 
2012-07-23 09:55:08 PM
When racism goes global, everyone will hate the Chinese.
 
2012-07-23 10:07:47 PM
This is not true. Your mom is an American, and she's definitely got more Chins than all of Asia, so I'm pretty sure we win on that measure.
 
2012-07-23 10:19:44 PM
GAT_00: Very few people move out of the income bracket you were born in here. The American Dream, which barely ever really existed, is dead. Outsourcing killed it.


And by very few you mean roughly 50% of taxpayers moved from a lower quintile to one or more higher quintiles during the decade from 1996 to 2005.

Link
 
2012-07-23 10:31:15 PM
This is a case of social imbalance. Yes, there may be a lot of rich people in South East Asia but the economic divide between the rich and poor over there is so huge, being too wealthy becomes immoral if you are not doing something about it.
 
2012-07-23 10:38:50 PM
Ryan2065: We've got more people in prisons...

As a result of better law enforcement.
 
2012-07-23 10:44:05 PM
Like I used to tell my girlfriend at the time...you're one in a million. Which means that in China there's 1,000 more just like you. She never saw the humor in that statement.
 
2012-07-23 11:01:06 PM
GAT_00 2012-07-23 02:44:02 PM

It's actually easier to move the social ladder in Asia these days, and that's saying a lot about how far we've fallen into stratified classes.


Sure. A lot of Chinese families earned a $1,000 a year just a decade ago. Now they earn $2,000!

So in the sense that not too many Americans actually double their income, you're totally right. Big deal.
 
2012-07-23 11:11:39 PM
SirEattonHogg: GAT_00 2012-07-23 02:44:02 PM

It's actually easier to move the social ladder in Asia these days, and that's saying a lot about how far we've fallen into stratified classes.

Sure. A lot of Chinese families earned a $1,000 a year just a decade ago. Now they earn $2,000!

So in the sense that not too many Americans actually double their income, you're totally right. Big deal.


A lot of people in this world get by on a dollar or less per day. China has brought more folks out of poverty than all other nations combined, I think I read. Of course, this is mostly because the commies kept them poor for so long.

I say give credit where credit is due. With any luck this world of first, second, and third world countries, with the first two fighting a Cold War whilst plundering the third for resources is over. Now we fight for human rights.
 
2012-07-23 11:14:14 PM
xl5150: WOW, so a continent that has over 50% of the earth's population has more of everything than a single country that has about 5% of the earth's population? Stop the presses!

Will the dipshiats like you who keep writing this nonsense stop for a moment to realize that a few years ago this WASN'T true and now it is, hence it's news?
 
2012-07-23 11:15:12 PM
Russky: 2 Replies: Ryan2065: We've got more people in prisons...

Prove it.
(When China doesn't publish those numbers, and actually likely suppresses them, claims like yours can't really (or shouldn't) be made.)

On a percentage of people in prison by country, for those countries that report it, the US is number one, ahead of Russia. 715 per 10,000 people in the States, 584 per 10000 people in Russia. China is ranked at 119 per 10000


I'm pretty sure those statistics are inaccurate. In china, most of them are probably dead or not reported. In Russia, there's probably still the Gulags around.

/Still wish our own number was lower
 
2012-07-23 11:21:55 PM
So? America has more gun toting maniacs roaming the streets. USA! USA!
 
2012-07-23 11:42:00 PM
It isn't really doubling your money when the value of money drops by 400% so you have to earn twice as much to have half as much value.
 
2012-07-24 12:07:16 AM
Jon iz teh kewl: conjecture and hearsay: Remember that China has over a billion people. So, even if you are a one-in-a-million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others EXACTLY like you.

you mean they only speak English and a tiny bit of Espanol and not a RICK of Chinese??


You're horrible!
 
2012-07-24 12:10:18 AM
Yeah well they don't have as many FREEDOMS!
 
2012-07-24 12:34:52 AM
Jon iz teh kewl: yeah but thele like 10 guys to every girl ovel thele?

So now you know why bukkake was invented.
 
2012-07-24 12:36:53 AM
harrydorcas: This is a case of social imbalance. Yes, there may be a lot of rich people in South East Asia but the economic divide between the rich and poor over there is so huge, being too wealthy becomes immoral if you are not doing something about it.

Yes, wealth inequality sure is terrible "over there."

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-24 09:38:21 AM
Russky: On a percentage of people in prison by country, for those countries that report it, the US is number one, ahead of Russia. 715 per 10,000 people in the States, 584 per 10000 people in Russia. China is ranked at 119 per 10000

More than 7 percent of our population is in prison? WTF is our problem?
 
2012-07-24 10:56:47 AM
More fatties?
kotaku.com
 
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