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(BusinessWeek)   When Tonya Kay performs her "fire pasties" routine this Wednesday, she's almost positive her breasts won't blow up- this time. (with mildly Not safe for work picture)   (businessweek.com) divider line 42
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2012-07-23 11:38:42 AM
I was going to link a picture of her pasties on fire, but then I realized that I dont know the posting rules. If the article is NSFW, is it legal to post NSFW links in the thread??

sigh - stupid rules
 
2012-07-23 11:45:13 AM

namatad: I was going to link a picture of her pasties on fire, but then I realized that I dont know the posting rules. If the article is NSFW, is it legal to post NSFW links in the thread??

sigh - stupid rules


When in doubt post a link to the picture with a warning, rather than the actual picture itself. That way interested parties can bookmark the thread without fear of getting fired.
 
2012-07-23 11:55:47 AM
That's just crazy enough to work.

What really caught my eye in that article was the mermaid from Weeki Wachee Springs State Park. I remember seeing that when I was a kid and thinking they were about the purtiest thing I'd ever seen.

I have a history of falling head over heels in lust for trapeze artists, mermaids, basically any fit lady in a sassy costume performing feats of grace and strength that started as a toddler.
 
2012-07-23 01:53:39 PM
" Could be worse...."
fabgrandma.com
 
2012-07-23 01:54:15 PM
She's a nice girl. I've talked to her before.
Just can't get the whole raw vegetable diet thing she does though.
I'd die.
 
2012-07-23 01:55:07 PM
"Heya! Hot tits! Hows about another drink?"
 
2012-07-23 01:55:11 PM
"She ended up with a blister burn on her stomach that left a scar-a permanent reminder of just how perilous her profession really is."

I'm just getting hung up on the word "profession". It's like saying being a barista is a career choice. I'm sure its just semantics, whatever.
 
2012-07-23 01:55:30 PM
Well...a GIS for "fire nipples" was rather adventurous...
 
2012-07-23 01:56:22 PM
She's no Grinder Girl/Combustible Kiva:

www.grindergirl.com
www.grindergirl.com
www.grindergirl.com
 
2012-07-23 01:57:15 PM
It's all fun and games until your breasts blow up.
 
2012-07-23 01:58:42 PM
Is this the chick on Letterman occasionally?
 
2012-07-23 01:59:45 PM
Mmmmmm....... PASTIES!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-23 02:00:22 PM
Fire grilled?

www.foreignstudents.com
 
2012-07-23 02:01:10 PM

JohnCarter: Is this the chick on Letterman occasionally?


The one I posted? Grinder Girl? Yes, she's the one who shows up on Letterman, usually in the background of "Is This Anything?" along with the hula-hoop girl.
 
2012-07-23 02:08:56 PM
I prefer breasts which are not cooked, smoldering or otherwise dangerous.
 
2012-07-23 02:19:39 PM
FTFA: "The best way to set your breasts on fire..."

This is not a phrase I was expecting to see in print today...
 
2012-07-23 02:21:03 PM
This thread contains women, food, and shiat burning all over the place.

I thought Wegman's was Valhalla, but it appears I've found it now.
 
2012-07-23 02:23:57 PM
If this turns into a burlesque photo thread, I'll definitely be back. Thanks for getting us started, sinanju.
 
2012-07-23 02:26:40 PM
There is only one logical response to fire spewing boobies.

www.musicaheavy.org

Flame spewing penises.
 
2012-07-23 02:28:31 PM

MoronLessOff: If this turns into a burlesque photo thread, I'll definitely be back. Thanks for getting us started, sinanju.


Pasties and a g-string
Beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
And a Buffalo squeeze
Wrinkles and cherry
And twinky and pinky
And FeFe live from Gay Paree
Fanfares rim shots
Back stage who cares
All this hot burlesque for me
 
2012-07-23 02:28:46 PM
If you're an attention whore and a 7 but wish you were a 10 why not light your body on fire onstage in front of crowds.
 
2012-07-23 02:37:10 PM
Apparently I'm not the only one who read that as "fire pastries"
 
2012-07-23 02:37:51 PM
The first time I ever went to a strip club (many years ago) the feature act did all sorts of cool stuff with fire, mostly while being buck naked. At one point her boobs had flames on them. It was incredible. After the show my buddy and I assumed that every feature act was at that level of awesomeness. It took several years for the realization to set in that we probably saw the high water mark right out out of the gate, and nothing would ever some close.

Well, except for that one time in Memphis. But that was a whole other kind of show altogether.
 
2012-07-23 02:39:44 PM
 
2012-07-23 03:07:02 PM
GoGo Amy does this, she's hot. Like seriously farking hot.
 
2012-07-23 03:08:44 PM
Proof

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-23 03:09:44 PM
Flaming nipple (NSFW)
Flaming nipples (NSFW)

Best 'flaming nipples' I could GIS
/I highly suggest not GISing 'Flaming nipple nsfw', page 2 is nausea-inducing
 
2012-07-23 03:13:38 PM

dj_spanmaster: Flaming nipple (NSFW)
Flaming nipples (NSFW)

Best 'flaming nipples' I could GIS
/I highly suggest not GISing 'Flaming nipple nsfw', page 2 is nausea-inducing


OMG! Next time I'll listen to your warnings!
 
2012-07-23 03:16:21 PM

Girion47: Proof

[fc06.deviantart.net image 467x700]


There we go. I'll be back when I get home.
 
2012-07-23 03:17:20 PM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2012-07-23 03:21:40 PM

dj_spanmaster: Flaming nipple (NSFW)
Flaming nipples (NSFW)

Best 'flaming nipples' I could GIS
/I highly suggest not GISing 'Flaming nipple nsfw', page 2 is nausea-inducing


You have my attention.
 
2012-07-23 03:25:57 PM

R.A.Danny: dj_spanmaster: Flaming nipple (NSFW)
Flaming nipples (NSFW)

Best 'flaming nipples' I could GIS
/I highly suggest not GISing 'Flaming nipple nsfw', page 2 is nausea-inducing

You have my attention.


I won't do anything with it. I lost lunch and interest with that page 2 thing.
 
2012-07-23 04:00:51 PM

lenfromak: Mmmmmm....... PASTIES!

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


LarryDan43: Fire grilled?

[www.foreignstudents.com image 448x299]


Glad I'm not the only one who thought that kind of pasties first
 
2012-07-23 04:03:37 PM
I watch a lot of burlesque, the fire pasties routine is pretty common. Did this really need an article?
 
2012-07-23 05:28:14 PM
mmm, flame roasted breasts, not just for dinner anymore
 
2012-07-23 05:42:32 PM
Remember the tv show Who Wants to Be a Superhero? She was pretty damn hot on that show
 
2012-07-23 07:55:50 PM
long ago when i was a punk there was Wendy O Williams fronting for The Plasmatics. if you wanted to see a stage full of destruction, mayhem and chaos, yes they did. RIP Wendy. XXOO
 
2012-07-23 08:32:17 PM

Magorn: namatad: I was going to link a picture of her pasties on fire, but then I realized that I dont know the posting rules. If the article is NSFW, is it legal to post NSFW links in the thread??

sigh - stupid rules

When in doubt post a link to the picture with a warning, rather than the actual picture itself. That way interested parties can bookmark the thread without fear of getting fired.


Yeah... I'm interested in bookmarking it - just in case.
 
2012-07-23 09:05:31 PM
So, how do you retro-fit an angle grinder to spark for stage peformances?
 
2012-07-23 10:35:05 PM
Read that as 'When Tony Kay performs in fire pasties this Wednesday...'. Now that would be a show!

www.circahq.com
 
2012-07-23 10:47:10 PM
Not sure I understand the concept here. Could someone post a video, of said performance?
 
2012-07-24 12:17:01 AM
The blades on an angle grinder are designed to cut through metal, and although the deadly blades only make contact with her metal bikini during the act, they come frighteningly close to unprotected skin.

Blades? It's called a grinder and not a cutter for a reason.
 
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