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(WESH Orlando)   Sisters abandon infant when caught shoplifting at Walmart, go dancing   (wesh.com) divider line 52
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2012-07-23 10:24:25 AM  
Classy.
 
2012-07-23 10:33:45 AM  
How dumb do you have to be to try to shoplift at a Wal*Mart? They have cameras on the ceiling every few yards. A casino doesn't have their coverage.
 
2012-07-23 10:39:50 AM  
Well, to be fair, it's pretty easy to get a new infant

/easier than shoplifting at WalMart, anyway
 
2012-07-23 11:01:12 AM  
I see the mother was arrested in 2010 (at age 18) for home invasion with a deadly weapon and hit-and-run.
 
2012-07-23 11:10:31 AM  
A little Casey Anthony in training.
 
2012-07-23 11:30:52 AM  
Am I the only one who wants to Falcon Punch that smirking coont through my monitor?
 
2012-07-23 11:34:03 AM  
It's understandable- Wal*Mart charges way too much for infants, and they're never on sale.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2012-07-23 11:34:51 AM  

exick: Am I the only one who wants to Falcon Punch that smirking coont through my monitor?


I did. But then I realized I'd have to get a new monitor.
 
2012-07-23 11:40:38 AM  
Had this happen at the Kohls in Pasadena, TX some years back.

Parents abandoned an 8yr old they saw us moving in to bust their credit fraud scam. One of the most depraved things I have ever witnessed. CPS took the kid.

End of CSB
 
2012-07-23 11:42:37 AM  

exick: Am I the only one who wants to Falcon Punch that smirking coont through my monitor?


Both of them.

It's a different form of entitlement -- entitled to whatever the fark they want. Her face just screams "what are you gonna do about it?"
 
2012-07-23 11:43:46 AM  
I hereby nominate her for MOTY if only for the fact that her actions led to her child being placed in a better home than the one she would give it.

/says a lot about your parenting when random internet guy thinks foster care would be better for your child
//foster care sucks too
 
2012-07-23 11:45:03 AM  
Come dancing,
Come on sister, have yourself a ball.
Don't be afraid to come dancing,
It's only natural.
 
2012-07-23 11:45:37 AM  
Shoot them, shoot them both.
 
2012-07-23 11:46:33 AM  
Apparently the club was in the same town as the Walmart they tried to rob...and the mother was on house arrest until 2021

Dumb Broads
 
2012-07-23 11:47:44 AM  
Why couldn't they have been the world's biggest Batman fans?
 
2012-07-23 11:47:55 AM  
"Don't worry about me mom just yourself, I'll be fine. Heck, I'll even shiat all over the loot so they won't take it back and will give it to us instead. Have fun at the club".
 
2012-07-23 11:50:12 AM  

Mugato: How dumb do you have to be to try to shoplift at a Wal*Mart? They have cameras on the ceiling every few yards. A casino doesn't have their coverage.


Once upon a time, I stole an 8 GB thumb drive from a Walmart. It wasn't even hard.

/Back when that capacity of drive was still a bit pricey.
//No, I don't feel bad. It's Walmart.
 
2012-07-23 11:51:07 AM  
Three words: Spay and release.
 
2012-07-23 11:56:59 AM  
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In fairness, maybe they couldn't afford to pay for Clearasil.
 
2012-07-23 12:07:16 PM  

hej: exick: Am I the only one who wants to Falcon Punch that smirking coont through my monitor?

I did. But then I realized I'd have to get a new monitor.


walmarts got a great deal on monitors
 
2012-07-23 12:07:53 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: It's understandable- Wal*Mart charges way too much for infants, and they're never on sale.


www.examiner.com
 
2012-07-23 12:14:45 PM  
What's with their one eyebrow being all f***ed up?
 
2012-07-23 12:21:59 PM  
Leave child behind get charged with child neglect, take child with you when you run and get charged with child endangerment. Surrender would've been the better choice, but than again good choices have not been made by this pair.

/too many stories could share this same post.
//I am sure she will blame everyone else for her choices
 
2012-07-23 12:23:05 PM  

Honest Bender: Mugato: How dumb do you have to be to try to shoplift at a Wal*Mart? They have cameras on the ceiling every few yards. A casino doesn't have their coverage.

Once upon a time, I stole an 8 GB thumb drive from a Walmart. It wasn't even hard.

/Back when that capacity of drive was still a bit pricey.
//No, I don't feel bad. It's Walmart.


If you're going to steal, have the balls to just do it and stop trying to justify it because it was "expensive" and it was "just Walmart" as if those conditions justify ANYTHING.
 
2012-07-23 12:25:59 PM  
"No Child Left Behind" my ass!

/also, Ocala. 'nuff said.
 
2012-07-23 12:27:18 PM  

Nickster79: Apparently the club was in the same town as the Walmart they tried to rob...and the mother was on house arrest until 2021

Dumb Broads


Their mother must be so proud.
 
2012-07-23 12:37:27 PM  

Salem Witch: Nickster79: Apparently the club was in the same town as the Walmart they tried to rob...and the mother was on house arrest until 2021

Dumb Broads

Their mother must be so proud.


...or in a ditch somewhere.
 
2012-07-23 12:43:33 PM  

slotz: If you're going to steal, have the balls to just do it and stop trying to justify it because it was "expensive" and it was "just Walmart" as if those conditions justify ANYTHING.


I'm not trying to justify it. I stole it because I wanted it and I didn't care. However, I thought it might be relevant to point out that the reason I didn't want to pay for it was because it was expensive and the reason I didn't care was because I don't care about walmart shrink.
 
2012-07-23 12:45:01 PM  
To be honest, if i was put on house arrest until 2021!!!, I wouldn't take it seriously either.
 
2012-07-23 12:46:39 PM  

exick: Am I the only one who wants to Falcon Punch that smirking coont through my monitor?


Nope. I'm right there with ya.
 
2012-07-23 12:53:05 PM  
"Allison Niemeyer is serving probation on house arrest until 2021 in connection with a home invasion robbery with a firearm. She was pregnant when that crime occurred, authorities said.
During that October 2010 robbery, five teenagers were accused of committing a home invasion on Northeast 37th Place Road in which a 61-year-old man was pistol-whipped by one of the robbers.
Authorities said Allison Niemeyer, whose boyfriend was in the group, was the getaway driver.
Laura Niemeyer has three previous convictions for retail theft, as well as convictions for grand theft and uttering a forged instrument, according to court records."

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2012-07-23 01:10:00 PM  
I would like to raise money for both of these young women.

I'm sure millions nation wide would contribute a couple of dollars to spay/fix these animals.
 
2012-07-23 01:20:33 PM  
Well, if she had stayed, she would have been sent to jail and the kid would have been without a mother for an even longer time - so it was worth a shot, I guess.
 
2012-07-23 01:20:53 PM  

skantea: "Allison Niemeyer is serving probation on house arrest until 2021 in connection with a home invasion robbery with a firearm. She was pregnant when that crime occurred, authorities said.
During that October 2010 robbery, five teenagers were accused of committing a home invasion on Northeast 37th Place Road in which a 61-year-old man was pistol-whipped by one of the robbers.
Authorities said Allison Niemeyer, whose boyfriend was in the group, was the getaway driver.
Laura Niemeyer has three previous convictions for retail theft, as well as convictions for grand theft and uttering a forged instrument, according to court records."



Yeah... I'm thinking the chances of Ms Niemeyer ever contributing positively to society are slim to none.

G'ahead and lock her up. Toss the key. We're better off shot of her.
 
2012-07-23 01:37:34 PM  
Come on now, you KNOW you want them...just a little...that bit of danger would make it fun...plus that sly come hither stare...makes it alluring

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2012-07-23 01:40:07 PM  

skantea: Laura Niemeyer has three previous convictions for retail theft, as well as convictions for grand theft and uttering a forged instrument, according to court records."


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2012-07-23 01:50:05 PM  

Honest Bender: skantea: Laura Niemeyer has three previous convictions for retail theft, as well as convictions for grand theft and uttering a forged instrument, according to court records."

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"Uttering a forged instrument is a criminal offense. When a person knowingly publishes or puts into circulation any forged or altered financial document, legal document or other writing with the intent to misrepresent it as true and defraud others it amounts to uttering a forged instrument. To "utter" means to distribute or offer under the pretense that it is genuine. The uttering of a forged instrument is a separate and distinct offense from the making of it. The accused must not only know that the instrument was forged, but s/he must intend to defraud at the time of offering it."

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2012-07-23 01:51:52 PM  

JohnCarter: Come on now, you KNOW you want them...just a little...that bit of danger would make it fun...plus that sly come hither stare...makes it alluring

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Don't stick yo di(k in severely crazy.
 
2012-07-23 01:53:05 PM  
Oh but check out Laura's FB page, it has her # and other gems. I feel the need to recommend her to my creepy friend.
 
2012-07-23 01:57:22 PM  
AllUpInYa: JohnCarter: Come on now, you KNOW you want them...just a little...that bit of danger would make it fun...plus that sly come hither stare...makes it alluring

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Don't stick yo di(k in severely crazy.


No, girls like these are pretty fun in bed. The key though is to hook up with the ones who are at least 30 miles away, and never give them your address and real name. Oh, and wear a condom, and of course film them and take lots of pics.
 
2012-07-23 01:59:51 PM  
Included in their haul were 4 women's t-shirts, a bathing suit, and a package of men's white undershirts.

♪♫♪ Is that all there is? Is that all there is?
If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep dancing... ♪♫♪
 
2012-07-23 02:04:04 PM  

Johnnyflash:
No, girls like these are pretty fun in bed. The key though is to hook up with the ones who are at least 30 miles away, and never give them your address and real name. Oh, and wear a condom, and of course film them and take lots of pics.


The one thing I pray for is male Norplant, for when my son hits puberty.
 
2012-07-23 02:07:25 PM  
Hmm, post from Allison. Not a good life for her.

"Well once again my p.o.s family fuked me over once again... Thanks dad ur gettin the father of the year award not only have u fuked my childhood up but u fuked my adulthood up..ur the best go find a bridge and jump off the motherfuker .. Get me violated n then have the nerve to try n talk to me.. Fuk u.."
 
2012-07-23 02:10:16 PM  
I just watched the video she posted of the child walking, I hope those are not cig burns on his arm...
 
2012-07-23 02:14:38 PM  

Johnnyflash: Hmm, post from Allison. Not a good life for her.

"Well once again my p.o.s family fuked me over once again... Thanks dad ur gettin the father of the year award not only have u fuked my childhood up but u fuked my adulthood up..ur the best go find a bridge and jump off the motherfuker .. Get me violated n then have the nerve to try n talk to me.. Fuk u.."


Lazy, self-entitled, self-centered little coont -- blaming her family because they wouldn't let her do whatever she wanted. No accountability. Blames everyone in the world for her lack of self-motivation and discipline. Acts out and claims innocence because her life has been so hard.

Not to say bad childhoods don't happen, and that they can't seriously harm children and affect their futures. But this girl is textbook. Pathological narcissism.
 
2012-07-23 02:16:09 PM  

Johnnyflash:
No, girls like these are pretty fun in bed...


If you're persuasive enough, and she's adventurous enough, you might get one of those crazy girls to poop on you. Just sayin'.
 
2012-07-23 02:23:31 PM  
betelgeux: Johnnyflash:
No, girls like these are pretty fun in bed...

If you're persuasive enough, and she's adventurous enough, you might get one of those crazy girls to poop on you. Just sayin'.


Ok, they both listed their phone #s and have public access to their FB pages. If they were not in FL, but maybe closer to KC (greater than 30 miles from me), I might consider adding them as friends, then sympathizing with them to get on their side. Then start with some picture sharing, then lead up to in person and go from there. As for the pooping part, you can just keep your fantasies to yourself.
 
2012-07-23 02:31:23 PM  

JohnCarter: Come on now, you KNOW you want them...just a little...that bit of danger would make it fun...plus that sly come hither stare...makes it alluring

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Yes. I want them removed from the gene-pool permanently.
 
2012-07-23 02:32:10 PM  
"I had a good night still doin me to the fullest.. Fyi....Been there done that biatch.. And get mad I fukin love that shyt.. Motivation.. Fuk u.. N for all the haterzz that likes to check up on my status make sure u kno wat u talkin bout "

Wow, what school do you attend to learn to talk like that? Glue University?
 
2012-07-23 02:44:04 PM  

spentmiles: "I had a good night still doin me to the fullest.. Fyi....Been there done that biatch.. And get mad I fukin love that shyt.. Motivation.. Fuk u.. N for all the haterzz that likes to check up on my status make sure u kno wat u talkin bout "

Wow, what school do you attend to learn to talk like that? Glue University?


Chris Brown Finishing School for Young Ladies.
 
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