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(Record Pub)   "Oh, hi Little Billy, what do you have here?" "Well, I'm selling raffle tickets for my first-grade class. Also, I'm selling this cocaine for my mommy and daddy. Want some?"   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Portage County, Cuyahoga County, Summit County, first grades, Hawaii, cocaine  
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3611 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2012 at 11:31 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-23 11:42:44 AM  
And you thought thin mints were addictive.
2012-07-23 11:50:37 AM  
and if he was selling legal research chemicals it would be fine and dandy??
2012-07-23 11:59:25 AM  
Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the Jamboree.
2012-07-23 12:12:17 PM  
Did anyone ask him how money laundering was done?
2012-07-23 12:16:55 PM  
Subby lied. There were no raffle tickets involved.
2012-07-23 12:31:15 PM  
Hell yes!
2012-07-23 01:28:19 PM  
This is the kind of initiative that Romney is talking about.

/and would also make an excellent community organizer
2012-07-23 09:32:53 PM  
Hell, the story doesn't say HOW the kid was used to sell drugs!
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