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(Sun Sentinel)   After tossing deadly snake into romantic rival's truck, man is arrested on High Lonesome Road   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 29
    More: Florida, snakes, DeFuniak Springs, trucks  
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2012-07-23 08:38:35 AM  
He must've been heading down to the river to propose to the young lady, or kill her if she wouldn't accept.
 
2012-07-23 10:04:06 AM  
Man threw deadly snake into other man's truck, deuties say

Deputies? Deities?
 
2012-07-23 12:29:43 PM  
ltastudent.lodiusd.net

Approves
 
2012-07-23 12:33:30 PM  
I'm guessing there's a country song about this in the works.
 
2012-07-23 12:36:06 PM  

lookandsee: I'm guessing there's a country song about this in the works.


High Lonesome? Gotta be bluegrass.
 
2012-07-23 12:39:02 PM  
approves:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-23 12:43:57 PM  
img337.imageshack.us
Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-07-23 12:47:08 PM  

Trapper439: [ltastudent.lodiusd.net image 400x269]

Approves


That looks like some tasty bush tucker.
 
2012-07-23 12:47:35 PM  
Well, now someone's going to put the white snake up his ass. What goes round cums round....
 
2012-07-23 12:53:11 PM  
lh6.ggpht.com

You alright! I learned it from watching YOU!
 
2012-07-23 12:53:14 PM  
Way out on High Lonesome Road,
Those people out there have a story, I'm told.
'bout a sad lonely man without a dime to his pockets in
and the nasty old bite of a water moccasin

Twas in the high of the summer when lover converge
and our sad man's girlfriend decided to diverge
She left him high and dry and down on his luck
So he tossed a deadly snake in the suitors pickup truck

It was raining the day they took him to prison
And he apologized for his crimes and his pains
But bad fortune found him that morning
He got runned over by a damned old freight train.

(Last stanza was a DAC rip off).
 
2012-07-23 12:54:53 PM  
Amerika is the trailer park trash dump of planet Earth and Floriduh is the trailer park of amerika. Then again Texas might give Florida some competition.
 
2012-07-23 12:58:54 PM  

Bob16: Amerika is the trailer park trash dump of planet Earth and Floriduh is the trailer park of amerika. Then again Texas might give Florida some competition.


Yeah, like Belgium is any better.
 
2012-07-23 01:00:06 PM  

Bendimus_Prime: [img337.imageshack.us image 444x370]
Wanted for questioning.


"Courier Six."
 
2012-07-23 01:00:31 PM  
this part was way better at top left :
 
2012-07-23 01:01:31 PM  
Likely the other guy was throwing a snake in too, if you know what I mean . . .
 
2012-07-23 01:01:33 PM  
Previous entry: Witness said man placed his genitals on cutting board
 
2012-07-23 01:02:48 PM  
hmmm, double open angle bracket breaks the HTML parser...
 
2012-07-23 01:05:58 PM  
"In his quest for truth
Daddy was moved by the spirit
To take up a snake
In a moment of doubt the venom turned out
Stronger than daddy's faith
But I'll never forget his dying breath
The last words that he said
We never walked on the moon
Elvis ain't dead
You ain't going crazy
It's all in your head"
 
2012-07-23 01:09:20 PM  

Mimic_Octopus: Previous entry: Witness said man placed his genitals on cutting board


BUT DOES IT TALK ABOUT BATH SALTS??
 
2012-07-23 01:15:28 PM  
I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes in this Monday to Friday truck!
 
2012-07-23 01:22:29 PM  
img684.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-23 01:34:00 PM  
I nominate " tossing deadly snake " to be added to the list of euphemisms for masterbation
 
2012-07-23 01:50:44 PM  
High Lonesome video

Charlie Daniels Band beat y'all to this.
 
2012-07-23 02:16:00 PM  
Hey, if you can handle that snake maybe it isn't all that deadly.
 
2012-07-23 02:51:58 PM  
unimpressed
deanoinamerica.files.wordpress.com
/have actually driven on High Lonesome Rd. in DeFuniak Springs
 
2012-07-23 03:08:04 PM  
www.polyvore.com

Wanted for questioning?
 
2012-07-23 07:04:08 PM  
I call bullshiat. No road in Florida is far enough above sea level to be "High" anything.
 
2012-07-23 08:30:17 PM  

Bob16: Amerika is the trailer park trash dump of planet Earth and Floriduh is the trailer park of amerika. Then again Texas might give Florida some competition.


in all fairness you can find white trash riff raff (or the local equivalent of) anywhere in the world. most people come from families that never make it up very high on the food chain. but it's not just america.
 
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