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(Bleacher Report)   What new, fresh things does Vince have in store for the 1000th WWE Monday Night Raw? The return of Triple H and DX, a stupid wedding, and John Cena vs CM Punk for the world title. The three hour Nitro era begins at 8 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 33
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2012-07-23 08:04:30 PM
2 votes:
Wish Shane-O-Mac would come back
2012-07-26 11:31:20 AM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: As JBL, he was absolutely despised, a truly hated heel.


He credits Eddie and Chavo for making him hated and successful
2012-07-26 10:19:01 AM
1 votes:

Fendurr: FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

Word on Kharma's WWE departure is that she had been in Florida training for her return to action but got the knock for being out of shape, hard to work with and stubborn about suggestions of how they wanted to change her character.

So, basically, Vince and the soap writers wanted to take away everything people liked about Kong, she balked, and got released.

Sounds about right. WWE never does know a good thing when they see it.


WWE Hall of Famer Harley Race was backstage for RAW 1000 but not used.

How the fark do you not use Harley farking Race in his town? Morons.

From Monday Night's breakdowns...

Jack Swagger vs. Brodus Clay and a bunch of backstage stuff with the Legends gained 326,000 viewers.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF HANDTEEN!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! That is a bunch of crap. I was hoping so bad to get to see that guy do something at a wrestling show before he dies. He was teh first Star i ever saw. I remember seeing him in one of his last matches(like '90 or so) at the Chase Park Plaza downtown. He absolutely just looked like a mean guy. Almost like THAT dude at the bar you don't fark with, or he'll break a bottle and stab you in front of your mother.

Argh. That really angers me


I assume you are you are talking about Harley. Why would he be used on RAW? He was not a part of RAW. He probably just went to see the boys.

Harley Race is without a doubt someone you don't fark with, even in his state. My favorite wrestling item I own is a program of the phantom title switch in New Zealand with the centerfold signed by both Harley and Flair.

He is a guy that will just shoot the shiat with you about ANYTHING for hours if you ever get the opportunity and you hang on his every word.
2012-07-26 04:47:11 AM
1 votes:

MagSeven: Apollonia James: FirstNationalBastard: Apollonia James: ricklad1979: okay, i know I'm not thread famous and i probably won't get this request granted, but i really want a screen cap of Heath Slater on his head with the Shawn Michaels' F this S, I'm a Tree...

i haven't read through the thread yet and it might have been granted already but this is all i want from last night...

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That's Lil' Naitch as referee, isn't it?

No one sells like Lil' Naitch. He could teach Cena a thing or two.

His reaction when he realized the APA were coming to the ring was equally good. Go to 1:50.

Slater was awesome. Even JBL laughed at how well he sold that Clothesline From Hell. We still need to see Slater take: A DDT, A Stunner, A Rock Bottom, A Steiner Recleiner, A Leg Drop, A Million Dollar Dream.... many more and whatever the hell IRS' finishing move was....


That would be the "Write Off", a flying clothesline.
2012-07-25 08:01:19 PM
1 votes:
FTFS:

Word on Kharma's WWE departure is that she had been in Florida training for her return to action but got the knock for being out of shape, hard to work with and stubborn about suggestions of how they wanted to change her character.

So, basically, Vince and the soap writers wanted to take away everything people liked about Kong, she balked, and got released.

Sounds about right. WWE never does know a good thing when they see it.


WWE Hall of Famer Harley Race was backstage for RAW 1000 but not used.

How the fark do you not use Harley farking Race in his town? Morons.

From Monday Night's breakdowns...

Jack Swagger vs. Brodus Clay and a bunch of backstage stuff with the Legends gained 326,000 viewers.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF HANDTEEN!
2012-07-24 12:58:19 AM
1 votes:

styckx: ontariolightning: So whats the story of Litas departure from the wwe?
i know it was on bad terms and the fans abandoned her
i just dont know what led to that

anyone know?

She was dating Matt and farking Edge behind his back and it went public. They made it a on screen angle, then WWE let Matt Hardy go and the fans would harass the fark out of Lita on the way to the ring, during her matches and even in public calling her all sorts of awful shiat and blaming her for Matt Hardy getting fired. So she left


Y'know, I think at this point, Lita would be welcomed back. Edge is beloved, and Matt Hardy is a joke. All is right with the world.

I still thought that she retired due to injuries, though.
2012-07-24 12:29:00 AM
1 votes:

robsul82: TheManofPA: Punk's heel turn was like a role reversal. Usually I'm the one who is optimistic for the future, but now FNB/robsul (who are usually worried) are positive and I'm negative. I'm just worried that we are getting heel Punk only so Cena will be face when he wins the belt.

I do hope I'm wrong and we get a great promo next Monday, just scared that we'll get Christian-forced heel and they'll plop Orton back in as Face Number 2

/and I didn't intentionally set up the Orton number 2 joke

I just think I can absolutely give Punk a week to see where he's going with this.


Indeed. The only thing I'm positive about is that WWE will fark this up.

But, I'm willing to give it a week to see if they fark it up immediately, or make it worthwhile for a few weeks before farking it up.
2012-07-23 11:38:15 PM
1 votes:

SuburbanCowboy: The Hand was the highlight of the evening for me, followed by Lita, looking amazing and making me wonder why they just don't give her a huge contract and revitalize the awful Diva's division.



Isn't she too injured to wrestle full time anymore?
2012-07-23 11:29:19 PM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

Oh, I'm soary, I didn't see you der. We haven't talked in a while, eh? My name's Bobby Roode. You might know me from a little show called Impact. See, recently I was the TNA World Heavyweight Champion. I was central to a story where my tag team partner and I were trying to break out of the division and become singles champions, but of course there's only one World Championship and well - heh, heh - only one of us could be champion! So you know what I did? I smashed that mealy-mouth redneck in the head with a beer bottle, and took the belt for myself! Because to make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs, eh?

So then I went on and held that title longer than everyone else in TNA - and you know what else? I main evented the show. Every. Show. I wasn't put on at the top of the 10 pm hour to pop a little quarter hour rating, no sir! Nothing mattered to me but bein' the champ, you know? And I sold the shiat outta that belt. Sure I didn't always win clean but damn I went out der and owned that farkin' thing - soary, pardon my language. Anyway, I lost the title to Austin Aries, and while part of me would love to have that belt back, part of me also knows TNA had the company's best interests in mind. It was just a fluke anyway, eh? Heh heh, I'm a kidder.

Anyway, the point is, you just watched your antihero lick the boots of the company men for the better part of a year and a half, and well, at most you got a 10 pm champion out of it. They even threw him in there with one of yer favorite indie darlings, that Bryan Danielson fella, and well, even then the WWE couldn't help but hose it up. I think the choice is clear, friends. You can waste your hopes on WWE out of loyalty, hope they'll turn it around and treat Mr. Punk right, and continue to have those hopes dashed. Or you could try something new. Something that wants your business, but knows you've been hurt by us in the past. Maybe you'd like a second chance just as much as we at TNA would. You know, just sayin'. Think it over. Meanwhile, I'll be there every Thursday, appreciating every fan that comes in, even if it's for free. Thank you for your time.
2012-07-23 11:21:01 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Dunno what you guys are complaining about, Punk's promos have been the worst as a face.


I agree, which is why I'm not necessarily shiatting on this pointless heel turn yet.

However, I can see Vince and the soap writers misunderstanding everything and making Punk the lame, cowardly heel, which will deserve an Ortoning larger than Hornswoggle.
2012-07-23 11:19:38 PM
1 votes:
That forced heel turn was worse than a forced cam girl site on a internet forum
2012-07-23 11:14:31 PM
1 votes:
Why is he a heel for beating up the guy who comes in twice a year?
2012-07-23 11:13:31 PM
1 votes:
Rock gets laid out

I like this
2012-07-23 10:52:09 PM
1 votes:
Double Gredunza
2012-07-23 10:52:04 PM
1 votes:
Moss Covered three handled grudenza 10001
2012-07-23 10:40:31 PM
1 votes:
"I heard my brother who I tried to murder and who tried to murder me was in trouble. I am here to save him."
2012-07-23 10:39:30 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-07-23 10:34:14 PM
1 votes:
Folks, Mean Gene can't tell you if he was behind GTV, but if you dial the hotline, you can hear exclusive news and find out who WAS behind GTV! Kids, get your parents' permission before calling!
2012-07-23 10:20:11 PM
1 votes:
Well, to be fair, Lita's got a thing for redneck midcarders who talk funny...
2012-07-23 10:12:53 PM
1 votes:
This is where the Wellness Policy has backfired on WWE. They need the cocaine back in the creative meetings like they did back in the day.
2012-07-23 10:06:57 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: PRAY FOR OMARION PUNK

/not that Punk would appreciate prayers, per se
//send him good thoughts


Positive waves, Moriarty! Try and be righteous for once in your life! There's gonna be a match... A beautiful mother match!
2012-07-23 09:37:46 PM
1 votes:

irishman4: Owangotang: Rock is the man, those other two in the ring with him looked totally out of place

Agreed. No one can hang with the Rock in the ring. Promo or fight. Just kills it every time.


You two are both retarded
Maybe Rock ten years ago, not now
2012-07-23 09:31:26 PM
1 votes:
This RAW needs a run-in by Chris Benoit, unveiling the greatest work ever.
2012-07-23 09:21:55 PM
1 votes:
Heh, I lost internet. Rebooted my modem, reloaded my stream, and they were just finishing bringing in Punk and Rock.
2012-07-23 09:11:57 PM
1 votes:
TNA just doubled in awesomeness by default
2012-07-23 09:10:17 PM
1 votes:
AJ as General Manager?

Okay, this is the last RAW I'm watching.
2012-07-23 09:03:29 PM
1 votes:
So on their wedding night, any chance DB tells AJ that he has "til 5"
2012-07-23 09:03:25 PM
1 votes:
Should I ever get married, I think running down the way and yelling "YES" seems appropriate.
2012-07-23 08:44:38 PM
1 votes:
You know... Nothing makes me more embarrassed about being a wrestling fan than other wrestling fans. Tout just serves to remind me of that.
2012-07-23 08:36:40 PM
1 votes:

Tenor Reaper: Eeek! Tornado watch! *hides under bed*

*peeks out to look at the time* D:


Don't worry, it doesn't have a leg to stand on...

media.giantbomb.com
2012-07-23 08:16:42 PM
1 votes:
Thank god, this has been saved!
2012-07-23 08:13:21 PM
1 votes:
if marking out is wrong, i dont wanna be right
2012-07-23 08:07:19 PM
1 votes:
DX IS ONLY TWO MEMBERS, MARKS!
 
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