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(Bleacher Report)   What new, fresh things does Vince have in store for the 1000th WWE Monday Night Raw? The return of Triple H and DX, a stupid wedding, and John Cena vs CM Punk for the world title. The three hour Nitro era begins at 8 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 2528
    More: Amusing, Monday Night Raw, John Cena, H. H. H., Daniel Bryan, Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk  
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2012-07-23 11:35:15 PM
The big question is what is to come of Cena's MITB contract. Does he lose it now because he cashed it in? Or does he retain it since the match ended in a disqualification?
 
2012-07-23 11:36:16 PM

you are a puppet: TheManofPA: Ok, I'm going to help out this thread a bit:

Minka Kelly is the latest in a long line of actresses to star in a sex tape that is now being peddled to the highest bidder. The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create. Minka is very aware of the camera.

I'm going to help also.

The BF is Derek Jeter. Later another girl joins in...that cougarish one who Tiger Woods banged, Rachel Urchitel or w/e. Minka leaves. David Boranaz enters. Boreanaz and Jeter go to town on Urchitel. Tiger is in the corner, watching. They cross the streams and finish on her tits. Everyone leaves except Jeter. Then A-Rod enters. The camera pans downward and you see that he has the body of a horse. He slowly saunters to the bed where Jeter awaits.

Would you like to know more?


...The Aristocrats!
 
2012-07-23 11:36:37 PM
The Hand was the highlight of the evening for me, followed by Lita, looking amazing and making me wonder why they just don't give her a huge contract and revitalize the awful Diva's division.

DX reunion was highly entertaining as well.
 
2012-07-23 11:36:49 PM

homeoftheblues: The big question is what is to come of Cena's MITB contract. Does he lose it now because he cashed it in? Or does he retain it since the match ended in a disqualification?


The bad news is, that's up to AJ now...
 
2012-07-23 11:36:52 PM
We are go for Kane! Almost theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
 
2012-07-23 11:38:00 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Can't wait. Dwaaaaaaaaayne waltzing in and getting an automatic title shot will probably be at the top of his list.
 
2012-07-23 11:38:12 PM
GONG

GONG

OH MY GOD

*marks out and squeaks like a little girl*

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT IS COLE
 
2012-07-23 11:38:15 PM

SuburbanCowboy: The Hand was the highlight of the evening for me, followed by Lita, looking amazing and making me wonder why they just don't give her a huge contract and revitalize the awful Diva's division.



Isn't she too injured to wrestle full time anymore?
 
2012-07-23 11:38:31 PM

verbaltoxin: I'm not watching three hours of TOUT TWITTER TOUT YOUTUBE TOUT for five minutes of what may be a decent Punk promo. The first decent one he'll have delivered in about 13 months.


You probably will.
 
2012-07-23 11:40:04 PM
Isn't it presumptuous to assume UT is there to HELP Kane?

I mean Paul Bearer is still in a meat locker somewhere!

Wow, did that coat eat Miz's?
 
2012-07-23 11:40:53 PM
zippolight2002
Took me a while dude but i Found it! Where was Austin??
Link
 
2012-07-23 11:40:55 PM

verbaltoxin: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x360]

(faux Bobby Roode promo)



Even though it was intended to be funny, it's true. I know I'm far from the first Farker to state that TNA has a far superior product right now.
 
2012-07-23 11:41:09 PM
I wonder if the guy who played the hand realizes he was the highlight of the evening?
 
2012-07-23 11:42:06 PM

Tenor Reaper: Isn't it presumptuous to assume UT is there to HELP Kane?

I mean Paul Bearer is still in a meat locker somewhere!

Wow, did that coat eat Miz's?


Mutagen. That coat is now Super-coat!
 
2012-07-23 11:42:19 PM
Undertaker should always have long hair, damn it all.

Still. That was cool.

:3
 
2012-07-23 11:44:02 PM

MagSeven: Tenor Reaper: Isn't it presumptuous to assume UT is there to HELP Kane?

I mean Paul Bearer is still in a meat locker somewhere!

Wow, did that coat eat Miz's?

Mutagen. That coat is now Super-coat!


It may someday become Kaiba Coat!

www.cosplayisland.co.uk
 
2012-07-23 11:44:05 PM

Kouvre: verbaltoxin: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x360]

(faux Bobby Roode promo)



Even though it was intended to be funny, it's true. I know I'm far from the first Farker to state that TNA has a far superior product right now.


They are about even in my mind. A&8 could be really, really bad.
 
2012-07-23 11:45:32 PM
I just saw Handteen.....i think Layla thought the same thing we all did..so much win!
 
2012-07-23 11:47:21 PM

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: I'm not watching three hours of TOUT TWITTER TOUT YOUTUBE TOUT for five minutes of what may be a decent Punk promo. The first decent one he'll have delivered in about 13 months.

You probably will.


Don't forget random live product placement too! WWE dolls and HOLY shiat IS THAT A SONIC EMPLOYEE???
 
2012-07-23 11:49:08 PM
i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-23 11:49:29 PM

Joker1773: zippolight2002
Took me a while dude but i Found it! Where was Austin??
Link


Thanks. Wonder if maybe he'll make a cameo some time soon to make up for it. For the first time in about 10 years, I may actually have to watch RAW for a few weeks.
 
2012-07-23 11:49:36 PM
Where the hell was El Dandy?
 
2012-07-23 11:50:34 PM

styckx: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: I'm not watching three hours of TOUT TWITTER TOUT YOUTUBE TOUT for five minutes of what may be a decent Punk promo. The first decent one he'll have delivered in about 13 months.

You probably will.

Don't forget random live product placement too! WWE dolls and HOLY shiat IS THAT A SONIC EMPLOYEE???


Had to have gotten that person from a Sonic in St. Charles or west St. Louis counties. No Sonic near the Scottrade Center has employees that cheery looking.
 
2012-07-23 11:50:38 PM
For the record, I've already had multiple wrestling-related orgasms tonight.

WWE is really hitting it out of the park tonight!
 
2012-07-23 11:52:20 PM
Dude, does no one remember how bent and chipped Miz's briefcase was when he kept using it to brain everyone within ring distance?
 
2012-07-23 11:53:10 PM

Martonio: For the record, I've already had multiple wrestling-related orgasms tonight.

WWE is really hitting it out of the park tonight!


www.droidforums.net
 
2012-07-23 11:56:05 PM
you can see Punk's eyes roll when Rock's music goes off. I look forward to him and Rock feuding shortly on Twitter
 
2012-07-23 11:57:01 PM
i165.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-24 12:02:34 AM
Wow, are they really not muting the boos for Cena in that back and forth?
 
2012-07-24 12:05:34 AM
Heyman gets more heat walking out than most heels can in a match
 
2012-07-24 12:08:47 AM
Really? Looks like the crowd went mild for the Rock XDD

TROLOLOLOLOL CM PUNK YESSSSSS
 
2012-07-24 12:10:25 AM
Okay, that was fun.

Night, guys! :D
 
2012-07-24 12:16:08 AM
Punk's heel turn was like a role reversal. Usually I'm the one who is optimistic for the future, but now FNB/robsul (who are usually worried) are positive and I'm negative. I'm just worried that we are getting heel Punk only so Cena will be face when he wins the belt.

I do hope I'm wrong and we get a great promo next Monday, just scared that we'll get Christian-forced heel and they'll plop Orton back in as Face Number 2

/and I didn't intentionally set up the Orton number 2 joke
 
2012-07-24 12:18:01 AM
Soooo... Punk is heel so they can put the belt back on Cena?

Good to know in advance I'm going to be stealing PPVs from here out. Almost broke down and bought Rumble for Punk Rock.
 
2012-07-24 12:18:48 AM

TheManofPA: Punk's heel turn was like a role reversal. Usually I'm the one who is optimistic for the future, but now FNB/robsul (who are usually worried) are positive and I'm negative. I'm just worried that we are getting heel Punk only so Cena will be face when he wins the belt.

I do hope I'm wrong and we get a great promo next Monday, just scared that we'll get Christian-forced heel and they'll plop Orton back in as Face Number 2

/and I didn't intentionally set up the Orton number 2 joke


I just think I can absolutely give Punk a week to see where he's going with this.
 
2012-07-24 12:19:12 AM
wow, what a show.. too bad all the people i marked out for aren't gonna be there next week


Why wasnt JR there to call the Punk heel turn?

I miss Shane o Mac btw

would've loved to see The Mean Street Posee
 
2012-07-24 12:20:14 AM
Seriously.....WWE has pictures of almost everything from tonight's Raw EXCEPT Piper/Lil Jimmy and HandTeen

Come on
 
2012-07-24 12:21:19 AM

robsul82: TheManofPA: Punk's heel turn was like a role reversal. Usually I'm the one who is optimistic for the future, but now FNB/robsul (who are usually worried) are positive and I'm negative. I'm just worried that we are getting heel Punk only so Cena will be face when he wins the belt.

I do hope I'm wrong and we get a great promo next Monday, just scared that we'll get Christian-forced heel and they'll plop Orton back in as Face Number 2

/and I didn't intentionally set up the Orton number 2 joke

I just think I can absolutely give Punk a week to see where he's going with this.


I'll definitely wait now, but man, I was even ready to watch Cena celebrate with the troops to end tonight.

But WHAR AUSTIN WHAR?
 
2012-07-24 12:22:34 AM
It looks like Jericho and DB are both turning face as Punk turns heel
 
2012-07-24 12:22:52 AM
Just watched the Punk "Devil" promo from ROH. I doubt most people will go for it but it is awesome.
 
2012-07-24 12:29:00 AM

robsul82: TheManofPA: Punk's heel turn was like a role reversal. Usually I'm the one who is optimistic for the future, but now FNB/robsul (who are usually worried) are positive and I'm negative. I'm just worried that we are getting heel Punk only so Cena will be face when he wins the belt.

I do hope I'm wrong and we get a great promo next Monday, just scared that we'll get Christian-forced heel and they'll plop Orton back in as Face Number 2

/and I didn't intentionally set up the Orton number 2 joke

I just think I can absolutely give Punk a week to see where he's going with this.


Indeed. The only thing I'm positive about is that WWE will fark this up.

But, I'm willing to give it a week to see if they fark it up immediately, or make it worthwhile for a few weeks before farking it up.
 
2012-07-24 12:37:54 AM

clintster: [i107.photobucket.com image 480x353]


You are my new hero for making that!

/heel punk IS best punk
 
2012-07-24 12:38:17 AM

TheManofPA: Seriously.....WWE has pictures of almost everything from tonight's Raw EXCEPT Piper/Lil Jimmy and HandTeen

Come on


Any close ups of litas tits?
 
2012-07-24 12:45:30 AM

styckx: TheManofPA: Seriously.....WWE has pictures of almost everything from tonight's Raw EXCEPT Piper/Lil Jimmy and HandTeen

Come on

Any close ups of litas tits?


Hand Teen

Litas tits
 
2012-07-24 12:47:18 AM
 
2012-07-24 12:50:21 AM
So whats the story of Litas departure from the wwe?
i know it was on bad terms and the fans abandoned her
i just dont know what led to that

anyone know?
 
2012-07-24 12:52:05 AM

FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 609x359]

The best thing ever on RAW.


Hours later and that is still funny.
 
2012-07-24 12:53:48 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-24 12:56:12 AM

ontariolightning: So whats the story of Litas departure from the wwe?
i know it was on bad terms and the fans abandoned her
i just dont know what led to that

anyone know?


She was dating Matt and farking Edge behind his back and it went public. They made it a on screen angle, then WWE let Matt Hardy go and the fans would harass the fark out of Lita on the way to the ring, during her matches and even in public calling her all sorts of awful shiat and blaming her for Matt Hardy getting fired. So she left
 
2012-07-24 12:57:22 AM
As a lurker I stated say from this thread until it was over. Read every page now. Don't know what was more awesome, RAW or this thread.

Due to the stupid DQ, I give the edge to this thread.

/ponies
/wizards
/Nostradamus
/Steph owned all though
 
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