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(Bleacher Report)   What new, fresh things does Vince have in store for the 1000th WWE Monday Night Raw? The return of Triple H and DX, a stupid wedding, and John Cena vs CM Punk for the world title. The three hour Nitro era begins at 8 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 2528
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2012-07-23 09:15:40 AM  
I don't watch wrestling anymore but I thought Nitro was a WCW event.
 
2012-07-23 09:28:05 AM  
www.terrariaonline.com
 
2012-07-23 09:54:33 AM  
I AM MAKING A PREDICTION


Vince Russo will make an appearance at tonights RAW
 
2012-07-23 10:49:39 AM  

Hello FWC, and welcome to what is truly The Greatest Night in the History of our Industry - RAW 1000! To honor this historic event, I've compiled a special edition of the checklist. I tried to cover the big things, but I'm sure I missed something. I apologize in advance.

Anyway, onto the checklist, and enjoy the show!!!


Weekly RAW Checklist - Episode 1000 Special Edition
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP mark out for EVERYONE all night
2) Austin 3:16 says I just stunned Heath Slater
3) Let's get ready to SUCK IT
4) WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
5) Somebody checks in to the SmackDown Hotel
6) Bryan/AJ become the latest ruined RAW wedding
7) Somebody wondering why this thread isn't in the Main page.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) This is your life, FWC
10) BAH GAWD KING!! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!!!
11) Special appearance by the real CenaKitteh
12) *DONG*.......*DONG*......*DONG*
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"**
14) Sable Bomb!
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) sharpshooterofdoom.jpg
18) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demo. - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
19) WHAT?!
20) FWC member sighting on TV


**Gredunza rules: In case of simulpost, the post marked as 1004 always wins. If gredunza post is botched for any reason, title is vacant until next 1004/2008 post opportunity**
 
2012-07-23 10:57:09 AM  
Also, I'm going to make a few calls right now. Hopefully, I get to finally put on a wizard's cap today:

1. Someone crashes Bryan's wedding with footage of AJ making out with Kane
2. Austin stuns Heath Slater to hell, after Foley pulls a 'this is your life' segment on Slater
3. Jericho interrupts DX, gets sweet chin music and a Pedigree for his troubles
4. Cena cashes in but comes up broke, due to Legend interference
5. Undertaker appears to issue another WM challenge. (IMO, I'm betting on Punk)
 
2012-07-23 11:16:21 AM  
If 'Taker doesn't come back tonight, at least in some form of cameo appearance, I will go into full rage mode.

/Impotent nerd rage
//Still rage though
 
2012-07-23 12:51:04 PM  
THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-23 01:01:06 PM  
The Rock or Big Show blows Cena's chance to win, making JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN the first to cash in the briefcase and lose. Punk gives Cena a rematch for SummerSlam.
 
2012-07-23 02:01:27 PM  

Fisty Bum: If 'Taker doesn't come back tonight, at least in some form of cameo appearance, I will go into full rage mode.

/Impotent nerd rage
//Still rage though


Everything I've read says that Taker is confirmed to appear.

Also on tonight is KELLYKELLYKELLYKELLY. :D
 
2012-07-23 02:03:39 PM  
At least Randy Orton won't be around to shiat all over everything.
 
2012-07-23 02:06:24 PM  
Decent article on tonight's episode and more from the STL Post-Dispatch.
 
2012-07-23 02:10:28 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-23 02:14:25 PM  
CM Punk: overrated corporate shill and general douchebag

A fan reportedly asked WWE Champion CM Punk for an autograph but was turned down. Apparently the fan was rude in his approach.

This led to another fan yelling at Punk and causing a scene inside the airport. Punk threw the man's autograph book in a trash can. Airport police came over and Punk seemed very annoyed with having his time wasted, according to an eye-witness. Other WWE stars who were standing around asked fans if they knew "the fat guy", who was the fan that got his autograph book threw in the trash can.
 
2012-07-23 02:18:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: CM Punk: overrated corporate shill and general douchebag

A fan reportedly asked WWE Champion CM Punk for an autograph but was turned down. Apparently the fan was rude in his approach.

This led to another fan yelling at Punk and causing a scene inside the airport. Punk threw the man's autograph book in a trash can. Airport police came over and Punk seemed very annoyed with having his time wasted, according to an eye-witness. Other WWE stars who were standing around asked fans if they knew "the fat guy", who was the fan that got his autograph book threw in the trash can.


Ricardo took to Twitter to defend Punk, saying the fan in question was very rude as well. Maybe Punk was in a bit of a grumpy mood, though flying into Lambert airport does that to people. Seriously though, rude fans generally get rude reactions from the celebrities.

/just my .02
 
2012-07-23 02:19:09 PM  
Thee sheets are also reporting that Green Day has been added to the show.

Odd, but at least we won't have to endure Nickelback live.
 
2012-07-23 02:21:42 PM  
Don't be a douche to Punk and he won't be a douche to you. At least so I hear.
 
2012-07-23 02:56:13 PM  
New RAW logo tonight?

www.pwpix.net

Well, it looks as bland and devoid of creativity as WWE currently is. So maybe!
 
2012-07-23 03:11:56 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Thee sheets are also reporting that Green Day has been added to the show.

Odd, but at least we won't have to endure Nickelback live.


Oooo... maybe it means we won't have to endure Nickelback at all anymore.
 
2012-07-23 03:24:54 PM  
I have read that Mike Adamle and Rob Bartlett are doing commentary on this evening.

Also Vince will find the way to pick on Ross's Bell's palsy and Jerry Lawler's dead mother in the same cheesy bit.
 
2012-07-23 03:29:36 PM  

meow said the dog: I have read that Mike Adamle and Rob Bartlett are doing commentary on this evening.



Finally, a breath of fresh air.
 
2012-07-23 03:38:01 PM  

robsul82: Don't be a douche to Punk and he won't be a douche to you. At least so I hear.


Heard that as well. Treat people as you would like to be treated. Shouldn't be that hard of a concept

Hogan however, is wrestling's biggest prick and prima-donna.

Kevin Nash is a very close 2cd
 
2012-07-23 03:48:57 PM  
I'm gonna be super pissed if Benoit and Guerrero don't make an appearance
 
2012-07-23 03:49:32 PM  

ontariolightning: I'm gonna be super pissed if Benoit and Guerrero don't make an appearance


The Ghosts of Wrestling Past
 
2012-07-23 03:59:23 PM  

ontariolightning: I'm gonna be super pissed if Benoit and Guerrero don't make an appearance


It would be funny (in a bad way) if someone decided to start shooting on either of them, especially Benoit. I wonder how fast Vince can run to the media truck to pull the master power +++CARRIER LOST++++
 
2012-07-23 04:01:54 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ontariolightning: I'm gonna be super pissed if Benoit and Guerrero don't make an appearance

It would be funny (in a bad way) if someone decided to start shooting on either of them, especially Benoit. I wonder how fast Vince can run to the media truck to pull the master power +++CARRIER LOST++++


Guerrero and Owen Hart can be mentioned with no problem.

But Benoit... he's the only one that can't be mentioned at any time, ever.

/of course, now that WWE is blurring TNT logos from their WCW footage for no apparent reason, who knows?
 
2012-07-23 04:19:33 PM  
My guess is they'll have a montage of all the deceased wrestlers.
Minus Benoit. I don't blame Benoit, he was suffering from severe dementia
according to his brain scans. He wasn't in control of himself
 
2012-07-23 04:25:54 PM  

ontariolightning: My guess is they'll have a montage of all the deceased wrestlers.
Minus Benoit. I don't blame Benoit, he was suffering from severe dementia
according to his brain scans. He wasn't in control of himself


Yeah, I am hesitant to pass judgement on him. Not defending his actions, mind you, but he obviously was some-where else, mentally
 
2012-07-23 04:46:53 PM  

Trance750: ontariolightning: My guess is they'll have a montage of all the deceased wrestlers.
Minus Benoit. I don't blame Benoit, he was suffering from severe dementia
according to his brain scans. He wasn't in control of himself

Yeah, I am hesitant to pass judgement on him. Not defending his actions, mind you, but he obviously was some-where else, mentally


Agreed on all points.

To be honest, I've always been torn on whether WWE is handling this in the right way long term. On one hand, you could still act like he exists, and use it as a rally point to increase awareness of head injuries and drug abuse going forward. Then again, he did kill people, so eulogizing him is a slap in the face to the dead, in a way.

Kind of a kobayashi maru scenario.
 
2012-07-23 05:37:14 PM  
Preshow on the YouTube channel at 7:30, remember. And according to Meltzer on LAW the other night, we're getting a 15/20-minute overrun tonight. So basically we're going 4 hours here, lol. Hope they have something good planned. You know, that they stick to and don't throw out 10 minutes from now.
 
2012-07-23 05:43:04 PM  

robsul82: Preshow on the YouTube channel at 7:30, remember. And according to Meltzer on LAW the other night, we're getting a 15/20-minute overrun tonight. So basically we're going 4 hours here, lol. Hope they have something good planned. You know, that they stick to and don't throw out 10 minutes from now.


damnit. Its not on in Canada until 9:15 pm
 
2012-07-23 05:51:22 PM  
 
2012-07-23 06:09:15 PM  
imageshack.us

If Max Moon shows up tonight and jumps Shawn Michaels, my life will be complete. ^_^
 
2012-07-23 06:13:42 PM  

robsul82: Enjoy the new Raw theme song...srsly.


Why did they ever abandon To Be Loved? That was an awesome opening song
 
2012-07-23 06:18:36 PM  

Captain Steroid: If Max Moon shows up tonight and jumps Shawn Michaels, my life will be complete. ^_^


If Brock Lesnar is wearing Max Moon's outfit when he jumps Shawn Michaels tonight, I'll wet my pants.

In other news, the Houston Press wrote a long history of the Monday Night Wars in honor of Raw 1000.
 
2012-07-23 06:19:16 PM  
Horrid theme song.
 
2012-07-23 06:21:32 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also, I'm going to make a few calls right now. Hopefully, I get to finally put on a wizard's cap today:

1. Someone crashes Bryan's wedding with footage of AJ making out with Kane
2. Austin stuns Heath Slater to hell, after Foley pulls a 'this is your life' segment on Slater
3. Jericho interrupts DX, gets sweet chin music and a Pedigree for his troubles
4. Cena cashes in but comes up broke, due to Legend interference
5. Undertaker appears to issue another WM challenge. (IMO, I'm betting on Punk)


6. Broklyn Brawler sighting.
7. Rock enters Royal Rumble
 
2012-07-23 06:28:33 PM  

cman: robsul82: Enjoy the new Raw theme song...srsly.

Why did they ever abandon To Be Loved? That was an awesome opening song


They've all been crap since Thorn in your Eye.
 
2012-07-23 06:31:12 PM  
So we get a new Raw logo, new intro song, and a new WWE belt tonight. All we need is Mongo with the Halliburton and tonight will be THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!
 
2012-07-23 06:32:30 PM  
JR's 1996 "heel turn" in which the audience applauded everything he said. That was a good time.

"I don't think anybody here's gonna disagree that I'm the best play by play man in the whole damn business! I leave the National Football League for a toga - it's CRAP!"
 
2012-07-23 06:32:51 PM  

robsul82: Captain Steroid: If Max Moon shows up tonight and jumps Shawn Michaels, my life will be complete. ^_^

If Brock Lesnar is wearing Max Moon's outfit when he jumps Shawn Michaels tonight, I'll wet my pants.

In other news, the Houston Press wrote a long history of the Monday Night Wars in honor of Raw 1000.


Sweet find, dude! :D
 
2012-07-23 06:33:42 PM  

Steven Rules: So we get a new Raw logo, new intro song, and a new WWE belt tonight. All we need is Mongo with the Halliburton and tonight will be THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!


not a sport
 
2012-07-23 06:35:13 PM  

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 303x320]

If Max Moon shows up tonight and jumps Shawn Michaels, my life will be complete. ^_^


I want this to be good, but experience teaches me that this may indeed be

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

/finally, I can test out the new .gif limits.
 
2012-07-23 06:37:14 PM  

Captain Steroid: In other news, the Houston Press wrote a long history of the Monday Night Wars in honor of Raw 1000.

Sweet find, dude! :D


Been way too long since I've heard Kevin Kelly "screaming like a seventh grade girl for someone to call the police" during the Austin/Pillman gun incident, lol, this Houston Press guy picked some great videos to highlight over the years.
 
2012-07-23 06:46:47 PM  
Has HBK ever been in DX with The Outlaws and X-Pac?
I don't recall that. And Will Michaels be in the ring with the NAO and X-Pac tonight
during the D-X segment? I doubt we'll see Chyna.. but I can see that as a good thing
cause she turned into a farking freak
 
2012-07-23 06:49:03 PM  
And it wouldn't be a memorable Raw unless Stone Cold Stuns a bunch of people
 
2012-07-23 06:49:19 PM  

ontariolightning: Has HBK ever been in DX with The Outlaws and X-Pac?
I don't recall that. And Will Michaels be in the ring with the NAO and X-Pac tonight
during the D-X segment? I doubt we'll see Chyna.. but I can see that as a good thing
cause she turned into a farking freak


X-Pac and the New Age Outlaws joined DX the night after Michaels jobbed the belt to Austin and missed the next 4 years, so no.
 
2012-07-23 06:50:48 PM  

ontariolightning: Has HBK ever been in DX with The Outlaws and X-Pac?
I don't recall that. And Will Michaels be in the ring with the NAO and X-Pac tonight
during the D-X segment? I doubt we'll see Chyna.. but I can see that as a good thing
cause she turned into a farking freak


You don't want to see Hornswoggle be revealed as Chyna's clenis?
 
2012-07-23 06:51:43 PM  

robsul82: ontariolightning: Has HBK ever been in DX with The Outlaws and X-Pac?
I don't recall that. And Will Michaels be in the ring with the NAO and X-Pac tonight
during the D-X segment? I doubt we'll see Chyna.. but I can see that as a good thing
cause she turned into a farking freak

X-Pac and the New Age Outlaws joined DX the night after Michaels jobbed the belt to Austin and missed the next 4 years, so no.


well I know that, I watched raw non stop from 1997-2003
but forgot

so tonight might be the first time they are all in the same ring as DX
 
2012-07-23 06:52:52 PM  

ontariolightning: well I know that, I watched raw non stop from 1997-2003
but forgot

so tonight might be the first time they are all in the same ring as DX


Yep, this'll be the first time both versions of DX will be together.
 
2012-07-23 06:53:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ontariolightning: Has HBK ever been in DX with The Outlaws and X-Pac?
I don't recall that. And Will Michaels be in the ring with the NAO and X-Pac tonight
during the D-X segment? I doubt we'll see Chyna.. but I can see that as a good thing
cause she turned into a farking freak

You don't want to see Hornswoggle be revealed as Chyna's clenis?


ohmyew
 
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