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(Boing Boing)   I didn't wake up this morning intending to see Winston Churchill's scrotum highlighted by a soaking wet bathing suit, but here we are   (boingboing.net) divider line 43
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2012-07-23 10:00:35 AM
Count em, has two.
/is proud.
www.victoryclubmembers.com
 
2012-07-23 10:00:58 AM
Awesome! this saves me from having to search for that today...
 
2012-07-23 10:01:52 AM
Old news is old. Also, gonna need eye bleach.
 
2012-07-23 10:02:48 AM
"We have nothing to fear but...ACK! OK, we have 2 things to fear."
 
2012-07-23 10:05:42 AM
If Churchill were alive today,he would have been the perfect choice to play an aging Oswald Cobblepot....

/Just a thought.
 
2012-07-23 10:08:45 AM
We shall fight them on the land. We shall fight them on the sea. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall not falter. We shall not fail. We shall not retreat from Shrinkage!
 
2012-07-23 10:08:55 AM
I fear this is going to become Photoshop phodder.
 
2012-07-23 10:08:57 AM
Speak for yourself, subby.
 
2012-07-23 10:09:04 AM
This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.
 
2012-07-23 10:09:12 AM
Churchill insists... the water was very cold.
 
2012-07-23 10:12:51 AM
I dont see a cigar... he must have it stuffed into his trunks to make himself look bigger... hope he remembers to put it in the front and not the back
 
2012-07-23 10:15:25 AM
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I was in the ocean!
 
2012-07-23 10:20:29 AM
My father-in-law met him at the Casablanca conference. Churchill came down late one night and hung out with the American drivers, had some drinks, passed around some cigars and asked each about their families and home life. My father-in-law was from Clinton, IA and when told that, Churchill described the town and remembered his visit there. Later, my father-in-law got a ride in Churchill's plane and said it was quite nice inside.

/CSB for my father-in-law. Honorably served on six invasions. Still miss him.
 
2012-07-23 10:20:59 AM
i45.tinypic.com

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.
 
2012-07-23 10:31:04 AM
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

/unimpressed
//Churchill? CHURCHILL!
 
2012-07-23 10:35:55 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 500x715]

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.


Bathers gonna bathe.
 
2012-07-23 10:41:40 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 500x715]

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.


OK, that was just mean.
 
2012-07-23 10:43:44 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 500x715]

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.


Thanks?
 
2012-07-23 10:44:32 AM
I guess that was before he got polio and ended up in that wheelchair.
 
2012-07-23 10:51:16 AM
Wow. British men are small.
 
2012-07-23 10:51:18 AM
I really didn't expect there to be a picture of winston churchill. All these "SMOKIN' HOT TEACHER" threads leave me skeptical, so when there's an honest headline I'm caught off guard.

bravo, subby.
 
2012-07-23 10:53:23 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 500x715]

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.


Why would you do that?
 
2012-07-23 11:10:01 AM
The man earned the right to wear his balls out like that.

Let em clank like the steel pair they are Winston.
 
2012-07-23 11:38:30 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Ach! Heil, mein herren! Was ist los?
 
2012-07-23 11:54:33 AM
I desperately want Rugbyjock in here.
 
2012-07-23 12:33:10 PM
His arms and facial expression crack me up for some reason. Someone should animate him walking. His body looks 35 and his head 65. Maybe that's part of it.
 
2012-07-23 12:49:08 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: I really didn't expect there to be a picture of winston churchill. All these "SMOKIN' HOT TEACHER" threads leave me skeptical, so when there's an honest headline I'm caught off guard.

bravo, subby.


One does not joke about Winston Churchill's scrotum.
 
2012-07-23 12:58:49 PM
After seeing the Sean Connery picture from Zardoz, I can no longer be shocked.
 
2012-07-23 01:31:22 PM

ModernLuddite: I desperately want Rugbyjock in here.


a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

I'll fill in until he gets here.
 
2012-07-23 01:35:10 PM

ManRay: The man earned the right to wear his balls out like that.

Let em clank like the steel pair they are Winston.


During the Boer War he escaped from a POW camp dressed as a woman. Let's face it, for a guy like Winston to stroll out of a POW camp dressed as a woman takes some set of balls.
 
2012-07-23 01:50:13 PM

Ghastly: ManRay: The man earned the right to wear his balls out like that.

Let em clank like the steel pair they are Winston.

During the Boer War he escaped from a POW camp dressed as a woman. Let's face it, for a guy like Winston to stroll out of a POW camp dressed as a woman takes some set of balls.


And guards with really poor eyesight.
 
2012-07-23 02:32:56 PM
I was hoping it would be Boer War Winston, the collectible action figure, not post-War Winston, the ironic sloth figure.

At least you don't have to scratch your eyes out for Boer War Winston.

This site not only has a lot of WC quotes, but tracks the decline and fall of WC's waistband in photographs:

http://www.yummy-quotes.com/quotes-by-winston-churchill.html

Right about 1895 was his peak as far as looks and good hair days go. After that a life of crime and dissipation forced him to take up writing and Prime Ministering for a living. All the Churchills were sleazy SOBs, but glib sleazy SOBs. His son, Randolph, hung around with Evelyn Waugh but was otherwise a born remittance man.
 
2012-07-23 02:34:05 PM
Notice the comically irate expression on Mr. Grouchy Face. I don't mean Winston's face. I mean his torso.
 
2012-07-23 02:39:38 PM

Ghastly: ModernLuddite: I desperately want Rugbyjock in here.

[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 540x720]

I'll fill in until he gets here.


*snerk* Brilliant.
 
2012-07-23 03:56:36 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-07-23 03:57:47 PM
Story of my life.
 
2012-07-23 04:03:33 PM
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds . . .
 
2012-07-23 07:16:04 PM
Go be fat somewhere else
 
2012-07-23 07:31:35 PM
"We will flaunt them on the beaches"

best post on that site
 
2012-07-23 07:34:41 PM
Ghastly: ModernLuddite: I desperately want Rugbyjock in here.

[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 540x720]

I'll fill in until he gets here.


I haven't seen Rugbyjock on in so long I'm gonna assume he's permabanninated
 
2012-07-23 08:28:27 PM
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2012-07-23 09:39:21 PM
Shrinkage!

/like a frightened turtle!
 
2012-07-24 12:20:00 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ghastly: ManRay: The man earned the right to wear his balls out like that.

Let em clank like the steel pair they are Winston.

During the Boer War he escaped from a POW camp dressed as a woman. Let's face it, for a guy like Winston to stroll out of a POW camp dressed as a woman takes some set of balls.

And guards with really poor eyesight.


LOL
 
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