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(AZCentral)   The Lobster Institute would like to reassure you that even though in recent years, accounts of bright blue, orange, yellow, calico, white and even split lobsters have jumped - YOU SHOULD REMAIN CALM, ALL IS WELL   (azcentral.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, Lobster Institute, Atlantic Canada, University of Maine, genetic variation, Bill Sarro  
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2012-07-23 11:23:22 AM  
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Call me crazy but I'm going to guess that we fished out most of the fish that eat lobster fry. Normally, these bright colored lobsters would have been easily seen and eaten by these fish. Now, they're not. But that's evolution and dipshiat America knows that's wrong. Must be jeebus or alien ghosts.
2012-07-23 12:59:37 PM  
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th0th: Silverstaff: I find it funny that the Red Lantern for the sector where Earth is located is a CAT.

MEOW!!

Uh, aren't Red Lanterns the champions of Rage?

An incredibly angry space kitty with a power ring?

Please tell me that's cooler than it sounds, because right now it sounds like something my 7 year old would come up with while playing with the housecat.

Apparently it was one horribly-mistreated, pissed off pussy, which is why it got tagged with the ring. It looks ridiculous in print, which is one reason why I quit reading the Lantern books. If that's all you need to gain incredible powers, why didn't Fred Phelps get tapped?


I thought Red was anger/rage, not hatred? You'd need somebody who is constantly in a state of anger, somebody who lives in rage and frothing madness of being literally red with anger all the time.

Glenn Beck the Red Lantern?
2012-07-23 12:56:35 PM  
1 vote:

Silverstaff: I find it funny that the Red Lantern for the sector where Earth is located is a CAT.

MEOW!!

Uh, aren't Red Lanterns the champions of Rage?

An incredibly angry space kitty with a power ring?

Please tell me that's cooler than it sounds, because right now it sounds like something my 7 year old would come up with while playing with the housecat.


Apparently it was one horribly-mistreated, pissed off pussy, which is why it got tagged with the ring. It looks ridiculous in print, which is one reason why I quit reading the Lantern books. If that's all you need to gain incredible powers, why didn't Fred Phelps get tapped?
2012-07-23 12:38:50 PM  
1 vote:
Well, when you boil them up, just throw in some nice spices and this corn, and it'll be wicked good:

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2012-07-23 11:37:55 AM  
1 vote:

ComicBookGuy: texdent: Maybe all these different colored lobsters are Lanterns in disguise

I find it funny that the Red Lantern for the sector where Earth is located is a CAT.

MEOW!!


Uh, aren't Red Lanterns the champions of Rage?

An incredibly angry space kitty with a power ring?

Please tell me that's cooler than it sounds, because right now it sounds like something my 7 year old would come up with while playing with the housecat.
2012-07-23 11:29:00 AM  
1 vote:
texdent: Maybe all these different colored lobsters are Lanterns in disguise

I find it funny that the Red Lantern for the sector where Earth is located is a CAT.

MEOW!!
2012-07-23 11:18:06 AM  
1 vote:
Meh, as long as they all taste the same....
 
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