ontariolightning: Americans are such sissiesThey are scared easy as deer
four95: ontariolightning: Americans are such sissiesThey are scared easy as deerDo us all a favor and stay in Ontario, OK?
Trance750: ontariolightning: Americans are such sissiesThey are scared easy as deerYeah, we'll we're not the ones who will surrender our entire naton, at the drop of a hat
BronyMedic: ontariolightning: Americans are such sissiesThey are scared easy as deerOh, yeah. It's not like people from Ontario would panic about any-Ontario calls for national handgun ban after shootings.http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/07/19/matt-gurney-in-afterma t h-of-shootings-lazy-ontario-calls-for-a-handgun-ban/
StaleCoffee: Is this movie really that bad?
SageC: In my day, we saw movies about gangs like Colors and The Warriors with gang members in the audience. When fights broke out we cheered and made bets. After the film ended, we'd head back to our cars in a zigzag motion to avoid any potential gunfire./OhFlibbityFloo
BronyMedic: Flakeloaf: You're confusing "the people of Ontario" with "Rob Ford and Dalton McGuinty". Those are two pretty much mutually exclusive sets.Sorry. All you Canadians look alike to me. With your flappy little heads, and beady little eyes, and your farting on each other, and your Newfoundland sodomy./Disclaimer: South Park is NOT a guide to how culture in Canada is.//I love my Canadian farkers.
Dead-Guy: An FB friend said that when she saw Dark Knight on Saturday, some jackhole pounded on the emergency doors halfway through the film.
Because People in power are Stupid: I wanted to flee the movie after listening to Bain's corny voice for 2 1/2 hours.
had98c: If someone had been armed in that theater, they could have ended the fight very quickly and saved a lot of raisinets and junior mints from being left behind.
blatz514: What were they fighting about? Tell me!
imtheonlylp: blatz514: What were they fighting about? Tell me!Probably that they paid $15 for a ticket to a terrible movie, $10 for popcorn and drink, and had an ugly date. That's enough to make anyone mad enough to fight ten men.
KierzanDax: Philly.com had a better headline:"Patrons flee Pa. after fight during Batman movie"That is some wicked fight if it causes people to flee the farking state.
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