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(The Raw Story)   WWJD? If you said C) threaten neighbor with tire iron, you are correct   (rawstory.com) divider line 57
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2012-07-22 11:43:36 PM  
Beat thy neighbor as thou beat thy step crimson locked step child.
 
2012-07-23 12:24:32 AM  
I usually enjoy mocking what I consider to be hypocrite or spiteful Christians, but this is guy is just straight-up nuts. As in DSM-IV nuts, not just Jesus delusional. Though that should probably be in the manual, too.
 
2012-07-23 01:01:45 AM  
Silly subby, they didn't have tires back then.
 
2012-07-23 01:59:09 AM  
His neighbor is the antichrist?

Does he live at 1602 Pennsylvania Ave.?
 
2012-07-23 02:01:55 AM  
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Waders gonna wade.
 
2012-07-23 02:03:07 AM  
Jesus cuts my grass.
 
2012-07-23 02:03:35 AM  

miss diminutive: Silly subby, they didn't have tires back then.


Trucker Jeebus has tire iron...
 
2012-07-23 02:05:00 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Jesus cuts my grass.


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2012-07-23 02:06:06 AM  
As long as he doesn't put on a hoodie, his neighbors won't care if he's killed or not. Let him wear a hoodie, and watch for the butthurt.
 
2012-07-23 02:11:28 AM  
why don't people own crowbars any more ?
 
2012-07-23 02:18:21 AM  

dickfreckle: I usually enjoy mocking what I consider to be hypocrite or spiteful Christians, but this is guy is just straight-up nuts. As in DSM-IV nuts, not just Jesus delusional. Though that should probably be in the manual, too.


That often tucks in nicely with schizophrenia
 
2012-07-23 02:19:31 AM  
Ah, Christianity, the so-called "religion of peace", is at it again.
 
2012-07-23 02:20:23 AM  

othmar: why don't people own crowbars any more ?


Steep decline in headcrab populations.
 
2012-07-23 02:23:54 AM  

Begoggle: Ah, Christianity, the so-called "religion of peace", is at it again.


well you do have to allow some room for crazy.
 
2012-07-23 02:27:29 AM  
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2012-07-23 02:36:42 AM  
www.rawstory.com

rodneyolsen.net

Uncanny.
 
2012-07-23 02:39:05 AM  
"That raises a terrible question. How is it that people who are quite obviously eaten up with Pride can say they believe in God and appear to themselves very religious? I am afraid it means they are worshiping an imaginary God."

/christian
 
2012-07-23 02:42:13 AM  

miss diminutive: Silly subby, they didn't have tires back then.


of course not. tires are a petroleum product. the dinosaurs didn't have time to decompose enough to make oil yet. That took another 1800 years.
 
2012-07-23 02:46:28 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: miss diminutive: Silly subby, they didn't have tires back then.

of course not. tires are a petroleum product. the dinosaurs didn't have time to decompose enough to make oil yet. That took another 1800 years.


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2012-07-23 02:46:54 AM  
Paul Giamatti has fallen on tough times....
 
2012-07-23 02:47:12 AM  

rappy: That often tucks in nicely with schizophrenia



Pretty much, Delusional disorders fall under the schizo-effective umbrella and religious belief matches the criteria.
 
2012-07-23 02:53:03 AM  

AKTurkey: I am afraid it means they are worshiping an imaginary God.


Now take that idea to its logical conclusion.

If there have been over 3,000 different gods worshiped by mankind, and almost as many versions of the Abrahamic god as there are believers, what do you think the odds are that the version you worship is any less imaginary than all the others?
 
2012-07-23 03:17:21 AM  

Kali-Yuga: AKTurkey: I am afraid it means they are worshiping an imaginary God.

Now take that idea to its logical conclusion.

If there have been over 3,000 different gods worshiped by mankind, and almost as many versions of the Abrahamic god as there are believers, what do you think the odds are that the version you worship is any less imaginary than all the others?


Thanks captain atheist, but I'm good. Peace be with you.
 
2012-07-23 03:25:03 AM  
Unfortunately, he's just a regular nut, not a Christian nut. If he actually believed in the Christian god he would have already killed every living thing in his town and burned it to the ground. Because that's what god commands of his followers... assuming you believe that the bible is actually the word of god. And if you don't believe that, well, maybe you should find a religion you DO believe in. Or, y'know, not.

See? Regular nuts are no fun.

/Deuteronomy 13:13-19
 
2012-07-23 03:30:04 AM  
Two chicks at the same time.
 
2012-07-23 04:29:30 AM  
Lots of hate in this thread.
 
2012-07-23 05:16:02 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Lots of hate in this thread.


We hate the belief, not the believer. Isn't that how christians rationalize their bigotry?
 
2012-07-23 05:16:11 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Lots of hate in this thread.


Well, I, for one, would like to say that I live this thread's thread number. :D
 
2012-07-23 05:17:03 AM  

mamoru: Kurmudgeon: Lots of hate in this thread.

Well, I, for one, would like to say that I LOVE this thread's thread number. :D


ftfm, dammit! >:(

/adding to the hate by hating my own typos
 
2012-07-23 05:25:06 AM  
I hate it when Subby is to lazy to come up with A) n B).

/bad lazy non-creative Subby.......
 
2012-07-23 06:52:26 AM  
Tire iron, my ass! Most people have never seen a tire iron unless they work at a tire store
 
2012-07-23 07:44:10 AM  

Kali-Yuga: We hate the belief, not the believer. Isn't that how christians rationalize their bigotry?


I dunno, how about explaining the bigotry you wear so proudly?
Guys like you used to proudly wear white sheets, the only thing that has changed is the target.
 
2012-07-23 07:55:06 AM  

Kali-Yuga: If there have been over 3,000 different gods worshiped by mankind, and almost as many versions of the Abrahamic god as there are believers, what do you think the odds are that the version you worship is any less imaginary than all the others?


I'd say you were confused and unable to make distinctions.
I bet buying a car makes you insane, amongst other things.
 
2012-07-23 08:15:16 AM  

Kali-Yuga: Kurmudgeon: Lots of hate in this thread.

We hate the belief, not the believer. Isn't that how christians rationalize their bigotry?


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2012-07-23 08:32:19 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Kali-Yuga: We hate the belief, not the believer. Isn't that how christians rationalize their bigotry?

I dunno, how about explaining the bigotry you wear so proudly?
Guys like you used to proudly wear white sheets, the only thing that has changed is the target.


That's funny, I'm pretty sure the KKK was/is a Christian organization.

Yeap,Christian terrorism
 
2012-07-23 08:34:25 AM  
Methinks it's time to Stand Your Ground, neighbor.

\Jesus is going home in a body bag
 
2012-07-23 08:45:00 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Kali-Yuga: If there have been over 3,000 different gods worshiped by mankind, and almost as many versions of the Abrahamic god as there are believers, what do you think the odds are that the version you worship is any less imaginary than all the others?

I'd say you were confused and unable to make distinctions.
I bet buying a car makes you insane, amongst other things.




www.allfunnyfaces.com

Huh?
You no make sense
 
2012-07-23 08:45:21 AM  
Obligatory :)

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// Hot
 
2012-07-23 08:52:35 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Kurmudgeon: Lots of hate in this thread.

This is an example of the FARK "hive mind". People jump on a subject, knowing nothing at all about it. Just standard.


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2012-07-23 09:01:03 AM  
Huh?
You no make sense


Oh, I'll explain it to you. Yog mentioned that there were supposedly 3000 versions of God and all were imaginary. He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.
Men just get confused and throw out different names for just about everything...including Boatmech there who confuses the way the KKK misused Christianity for their own purpose compared to what Christ actually said.
Yo Boatmech, did you even read the first line of the link you posted? I'll point out the important part.
"Christian terrorism comprises terrorist acts by groups or individuals who claim Christian motivations or goals for their actions"
In case you're confused, not all claims are true nor proven. Do try again....
 
2012-07-23 09:05:51 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Huh?
You no make sense

Oh, I'll explain it to you. Yog mentioned that there were supposedly 3000 versions of God and all were imaginary. He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.


Says you. Christians believe in 3 though, so already you're in the minority around here with your thinking.
 
2012-07-23 09:17:59 AM  

Leeds: Obligatory :)



// Hot


Hotter -
/in a NTTAWWT sort of way

Not Safe For Work -


dudeism.com

Easily offended? Don't click on the pic.
/or the Religious™r27.imgfast.net
 
2012-07-23 09:27:32 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Huh?
You no make sense

Oh, I'll explain it to you. Yog mentioned that there were supposedly 3000 versions of God and all were imaginary. He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.
Men just get confused and throw out different names for just about everything...including Boatmech there who confuses the way the KKK misused Christianity for their own purpose compared to what Christ actually said.
Yo Boatmech, did you even read the first line of the link you posted? I'll point out the important part.
"Christian terrorism comprises terrorist acts by groups or individuals who claim Christian motivations or goals for their actions"
In case you're confused, not all claims are true nor proven. Do try again....


And you claim "He's already
confused if not out right lying because
there is only ONE God.
"

So if it's not your god it's not the Real™god?

/3001
 
2012-07-23 09:33:37 AM  

Leeds: Kurmudgeon: Huh?
You no make sense

Oh, I'll explain it to you. Yog mentioned that there were supposedly 3000 versions of God and all were imaginary. He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.

Says you. Christians believe in 3 though, so already you're in the minority around here with your thinking.


Christians believe in 3 ...
¤
The Father?
¤
The Son?
¤
The Holy Spirit?
¤
/r27.imgfast.netheh, click the pic
 
2012-07-23 09:51:14 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Huh?
You no make sense

Oh, I'll explain it to you. Yog mentioned that there were supposedly 3000 versions of God and all were imaginary. He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.
Men just get confused and throw out different names for just about everything...including Boatmech there who confuses the way the KKK misused Christianity for their own purpose compared to what Christ actually said.
Yo Boatmech, did you even read the first line of the link you posted? I'll point out the important part.
"Christian terrorism comprises terrorist acts by groups or individuals who claim Christian motivations or goals for their actions"
In case you're confused, not all claims are true nor proven. Do try again....


Indeed
 
2012-07-23 09:55:24 AM  

Kurmudgeon: He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.


Amen, brother.



www.baal.com

ALL HAIL BA'AL
 
2012-07-23 10:17:35 AM  
looks like someone remembered to take their anti-psychotics

/medication induced schizophrenia
//i've seen it happen
 
2012-07-23 10:54:43 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Kurmudgeon: He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.

Amen, brother.





ALL HAIL BA'AL


Hail Ba'al?
Ha!
Hell No!
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ODIN kicks ass -
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/just sayin.
.
also ~ 2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-23 11:08:56 AM  

SquiggelyGrounders: Kurmudgeon: Huh?
You no make sense

Oh, I'll explain it to you. Yog mentioned that there were supposedly 3000 versions of God and all were imaginary. He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.
Men just get confused and throw out different names for just about everything...including Boatmech there who confuses the way the KKK misused Christianity for their own purpose compared to what Christ actually said.
Yo Boatmech, did you even read the first line of the link you posted? I'll point out the important part.
"Christian terrorism comprises terrorist acts by groups or individuals who claim Christian motivations or goals for their actions"
In case you're confused, not all claims are true nor proven. Do try again....

Indeed


Yes, in deed

"....a manual not unlike the "Army of God" handbook created by Christian anti-abortion activists, most likely penned by Lutheran pastor Michael Bray."



¤.¤
 
2012-07-23 11:42:26 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Huh?
You no make sense

Oh, I'll explain it to you. Yog mentioned that there were supposedly 3000 versions of God and all were imaginary. He's already confused if not out right lying because there is only ONE God.
Men just get confused and throw out different names for just about everything...including Boatmech there who confuses the way the KKK misused Christianity for their own purpose compared to what Christ actually said.
Yo Boatmech, did you even read the first line of the link you posted? I'll point out the important part.
"Christian terrorism comprises terrorist acts by groups or individuals who claim Christian motivations or goals for their actions"
In case you're confused, not all claims are true nor proven. Do try again....


H.L. Menken

Where is the graveyard of dead gods? What lingering mourner waters their mounds? There was a time when Jupiter was the king of the gods, and any man who doubted his puissance was ipso facto a barbarian and an ignoramus. But where in all the world is there a man who worships Jupiter today?

And who of Huitzilopochtli? In one year - and it is no more than five hundred years ago - 50,000 youths and maidens were slain in sacrifice to him. Today, if he is remembered at all, it is only by some vagrant savage in the depths of the Mexican forest. Huitzilopochtli, like many other gods, had no human father; his mother was a virtuous widow; he was born of an apparently innocent flirtation that she carried out with the sun.

When he frowned, his father, the sun, stood still. When he roared with rage, earthquakes engulfed whole cities. When he thirsted he was watered with 10,000 gallons of human blood. But today Huitzilopochtli is as magnificently forgotten as Allen G. Thurman. Once the peer of Allah, Buddha and Wotan, he is now the peer of Richmond P. Hobson, Alton B. Parker, Adelina Patti, General Weyler and Tom Sharkey.

Speaking of Huitzilopochtli recalls his brother Tezcatilpoca.
Tezcatilpoca was almost as powerful; he consumed 25,000 virgins a year.

Lead me to his tomb: I would weep, and hang a couronne des perles. But who knows where it is? Or where the grave of Quetzalcoatl is? Or Xiehtecuthli? Or Centeotl, that sweet one? Or Tlazolteotl, the goddess of love? Of Mictlan? Or Xipe? Or all the host of Tzitzimitles? Where are their bones? Where is the willow on which they hung their harps? In what forlorn and unheard-of Hell do they await their resurrection morn? Who enjoys their residuary estates? Or that of Dis, whom Caesar found to be the chief god of the Celts? Of that of Tarves, the bull? Or that of Moccos, the pig? Or that of Epona, the mare? Or that of Mullo, the celestial jackass? There was a time when the Irish revered all these gods, but today even the drunkest Irishman laughs at them.

All there were gods of the highest eminence. Many of them are mentioned with fear and trembling in the Old Testament. They ranked, five or six thousand years ago, with Yahweh Himself; the worst of them stood far higher than Thor. Yet they have all gone down the chute, and with them the following:
Arianrod Nuada Argetlam
Morrigu Tagd
Govannon Goibniu
Gunfled Odin
Dagda Ogma
Ogryvan Marzin
Dea Dia Mara
Iuno Lucina Diana of Ephesus
Saturn Robigus
Furrina Pluto
Cronos Vesta
Engurra Zer-panitu
Belus Merodach
Ubilulu Elum
U-dimmer-an-kia Marduk
U-sab-sib Nin
U-Mersi Persephone
Tammuz Istar
Venus Lagas
Beltis Nirig
Nusku En-Mersi
Aa Assur
Sin Beltu
Apsu Kuski-banda
Elali Nin-azu
Mami Qarradu
Zaraqu Ueras
Zagaga
 
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