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(NBC News)   "Missing woman with Alzheimer's found safe." Cool -- I wonder what was inside it   (nbcnews.com) divider line 54
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2012-07-22 09:03:22 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-22 09:13:31 PM
i218.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-22 10:04:25 PM
Too easy, but funny.
 
2012-07-22 10:10:43 PM
FTFA: Police said Dargan had Alzheimer's and did not always remember her name.

She was quoted as saying, "It felt good be out of the rain."
 
2012-07-22 10:21:30 PM
Here's a guy who can help you open it.
www.storage-units-auctions.com
 
2012-07-22 10:23:03 PM
Pancakes?
 
2012-07-22 10:27:59 PM
"Area man missing." What's he missing? His pants?
 
2012-07-22 10:36:10 PM
Aww man you guys, grandma escaped again. Round up the bloodhounds.
 
2012-07-22 10:37:52 PM
Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?
 
2012-07-22 10:39:07 PM
Nice job, subby.

Best part of having Alzheimers? You make new friends every day.
 
2012-07-22 10:39:26 PM

cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?


Inquiring minds want to know what's inside the safe she found.
 
2012-07-22 10:40:22 PM

chrylis: cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?

Inquiring minds want to know what's inside the safe she found.


God damn it

How the fark did I miss that? Wow
 
2012-07-22 10:41:31 PM

cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?


"Missing woman with Alzheimer's found [a] safe."(subby uses wordplay to imply the woman found a safe [its a thing that holds valubles, but thats not important right now])
 
2012-07-22 10:41:34 PM

cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?


Aw, c'mon. As a fellow Mainer I had you figured for at least that smart.
 
2012-07-22 10:41:46 PM

cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?


salestores.com
 
2012-07-22 10:42:56 PM
The headline should have ended like this.
 
2012-07-22 10:42:59 PM
Subby,you bad!
 
2012-07-22 10:43:11 PM

cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?



Subby used the safe word so you have to stop now.
 
dwg
2012-07-22 10:43:15 PM
But how did they find out?
 
2012-07-22 10:43:34 PM

John Buck 41: cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?

Aw, c'mon. As a fellow Mainer I had you figured for at least that smart.


Christ man, I am from French ancestry. We arent exactly known for either excellent intelligence nor large penis size
 
2012-07-22 10:47:50 PM

ICDedPpl: Here's a guy who can help you open it.
[www.storage-units-auctions.com image 627x325]


"Woman with retard found safe... then he opened it."

/and she nagged incessantly
//and I kept watching because boobs.
 
2012-07-22 10:48:07 PM
Also found a safe....

www.trbimg.com
 
2012-07-22 10:51:33 PM
But in headline speak it would be "Missing woman with Alzheimer's finds safe."

So joke fails.

Sorry.
 
2012-07-22 10:56:09 PM
Schrödinger's cat?
 
2012-07-22 10:57:52 PM
trendwire.com
HEI GYS WHATS UP IN THIS THREAD

I'M SAFE IN PRISON
 
2012-07-22 10:59:51 PM

cman: John Buck 41: cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?

Aw, c'mon. As a fellow Mainer I had you figured for at least that smart.

Christ man, I am from French ancestry. We arent exactly known for either excellent intelligence nor large penis size


Don't sell yourself short.

So to speak.
 
2012-07-22 11:01:04 PM
Great headline an imma gonna let you finnish, but there was some Amber Alert on tv that said 'there is a child abduction emergency for the county of: The State of Ohio.'

The Amber Alert webpage doesn't have any information, nor do the tv stations. I know what the Amber Alert system is, but what good is it without more information? Am I just to live in fear of a home invasion and for how long?
 
2012-07-22 11:10:38 PM

TheGogmagog: The Amber Alert webpage doesn't have any information, nor do the tv stations. I know what the Amber Alert system is, but what good is it without more information? Am I just to live in fear of a home invasion and for how long?


That's a great response and Imma let you finish but i need to get a way to get that story off my mind or they're gonna start profilin me thinkin' i'm his friend. Yeesh. dude i honestly think he flipped out -- he was studying neuroscience genetic markers on stuff -- i think he saw the story on the girl out of Toronto who barely escaped another mall shooting there a month ago. she's good lookin' and this guy, strict religious upbringing, he couldn't talk to girls. he wanted to be a real life villian to impress her -- and kill her -- because he could never have the balls to ask her out.

She was the first victim according to one story i read today.
 
2012-07-22 11:11:27 PM
and sorry for the threadjack

/ill leave, and ill leave this right here
//threadjack
 
2012-07-22 11:13:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-22 11:13:53 PM

cman: John Buck 41: cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?

Aw, c'mon. As a fellow Mainer I had you figured for at least that smart.

Christ man, I am from French ancestry. We arent exactly known for either excellent intelligence nor large penis size


smallppman
 
2012-07-22 11:16:49 PM

cman: Ok, that flew over my head

Can someone explain the headline to a dumbass like me?


www.andersen-andersen.com
 
2012-07-22 11:17:00 PM

cman: Christ man, I am from French ancestry. We arent exactly known for either excellent intelligence nor large penis size


try having french AND irish heritage. :P
 
2012-07-22 11:18:09 PM
gspawn.com

I'll give you a hundred bucks for it. Final offer. It takes up a lot of real estate in my store, and I have to pay someone to crack it open to make sure there is nothing illegal in it. Then, I have to pay someone to restore it to pristine condition, so I can sell it.
 
2012-07-22 11:24:20 PM
These might help.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Extras for you.
 
2012-07-22 11:28:05 PM
Purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2012-07-22 11:33:28 PM
She probably forgot the combination though,
 
2012-07-22 11:35:23 PM

MatrixOutsider: [gspawn.com image 246x311]

I'll give you a hundred bucks for it. Final offer. It takes up a lot of real estate in my store, and I have to pay someone to crack it open to make sure there is nothing illegal in it. Then, I have to pay someone to restore it to pristine condition, so I can sell it.


A hundred bucks? It's full of priceless heirlooms. He'll give you 75. He's got to make a living.
 
2012-07-22 11:35:30 PM
Alzheimers sucks. Or does it?
 
2012-07-22 11:37:03 PM
i lol'd
 
2012-07-22 11:39:23 PM
assets.amuniversal.com
 
2012-07-22 11:40:50 PM

fat boy: Schrödinger's cat?


For god's sake don't open it! Or would it be worse to exist as both dead and alive? Perhaps the cat would welcome the sweet release from that limbo. Or does the cat observe the poison either be released or not and thus render the entire thought experiment pointless?

That came out more stoner than I intended. Pretend I just said "Don't open it"
 
2012-07-22 11:46:53 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Here, you're gonna need this.
 
2012-07-22 11:49:12 PM

SilentStrider: cman: Christ man, I am from French ancestry. We arent exactly known for either excellent intelligence nor large penis size

try having french AND irish heritage. :P


So you're dumb, have a small penis AND you're a drunk?

/one quarter Welsh
 
2012-07-22 11:52:07 PM

TheGogmagog: Great headline an imma gonna let you finnish, but there was some Amber Alert on tv that said 'there is a child abduction emergency for the county of: The State of Ohio.'

The Amber Alert webpage doesn't have any information, nor do the tv stations. I know what the Amber Alert system is, but what good is it without more information? Am I just to live in fear of a home invasion and for how long?


Apparently it was a normal Amber Alert but there is still no more information than a photo up now. http://www.ohioamberplan.org/

What a confusing system.
 
2012-07-23 12:02:39 AM
That headline has no business being as funny as it is. Why the heck am I loling at it??
 
2012-07-23 12:16:53 AM

urban.deretroll: [trendwire.com image 550x365]
HEI GYS WHATS UP IN THIS THREAD


So that's how dim and lazily you intend to grovel for undeserved attention in Fark.com threads for the next several weeks?

Pathetic. Go shoot up a theater or a doctor's office or a church or something, loser.

Seriously.

Or are you chicken? Yes, yes you are. You've never impressed anyone in your life, never been noticed, never ticked the least mark in history despite endless sub-par needling of anonymous online strangers not one of whom remember you the next day.

But you could be remembered. Someone like you could do that if he were committed.

But YOU couldn't. Because everyone on Earth knows that you're impotently ashamed of your disappointing penis.

Show them. Show them all. Show them who you really are.

I dare you, coward.

You can do it.

Show them.
 
2012-07-23 12:38:22 AM
My Mom died of Alzheimer. Painfull to watch as her memory failed...and she knew what happening, and a wicked sense of humor about it. "Yesterday, I woke up and there was this strange man in bed next to me...and you know what--that wasn't too bad".
 
2012-07-23 01:40:09 AM

Ashtrey: fat boy: Schrödinger's cat?

For god's sake don't open it! Or would it be worse to exist as both dead and alive? Perhaps the cat would welcome the sweet release from that limbo. Or does the cat observe the poison either be released or not and thus render the entire thought experiment pointless?


If the cat observed the poison being released, then it would be dead, but only in the cat's universe.
In your universe, the cat would still be both dead and alive until the box is opened.

Since you could have died since your last post, you now exist as both dead and alive in my universe ...so unless I observe your response, you're now in cat-limbo yourself...

//Why a cat? Why not Schrödinger's rat or cockroach?
Schrödinger must have hated cats.
 
2012-07-23 01:46:17 AM
That's a 200 dollar bill right there.
 
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