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2012-07-22 11:37:26 PM  
20 votes:
I'd like to amend the resolution to, in addition, rename Darrell Issa's mouth the Ronald Reagan National Cockholster.
2012-07-22 11:51:28 PM  
11 votes:

Surool: How long do you guys plan on sucking that dead guy's cock?


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2012-07-22 10:22:30 PM  
10 votes:
FTFA: Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) introduced legislation to rename nearly all U.S. Coastal waters after the country's 40th president.

*sigh*

Welcome to planet Reagan! During your visit, please enjoy some of the wonders of planet Reagan:
- The Great Pyramid of Reagan
- Hanging Gardens of Reaganlon
- The Great Wall of Reagan
- Reaganhenge
- Taj Mareagan
- The Reagan Canyon
2012-07-23 01:32:00 AM  
9 votes:

Brontes: Can a conservative please explain what Reagan did that was above and beyond other presidents before him?


- Helped win the Cold War.
- United the country.
- Brought integrity to the White House.
- Never raised taxes.
- Never compromised with terrorists.

He is one of the few true conservatives to ever walk this Earth, along with me and ObamaSucks8875 on the Obama Sucks forums. There is a reason I transformed my son's bedroom into a room for Ronald Reagan memorabilia. My son does not appreciate having to sleep on the floor, but Reagan did not appreciate liberals, and he dealt with it. My son will do the same.
2012-07-22 07:06:35 PM  
7 votes:
If they were ever to rename a body of water after President Reagan, I would make a special trip to personally p*** in it. And I'd be carrying four 2-litre bottles of soda pop in my luggage.
2012-07-23 12:47:03 AM  
4 votes:
Because Reagan, like water, makes conservatives wet.
2012-07-23 12:02:25 AM  
4 votes:
BRB I gotta take a wicked Reagan.
2012-07-22 10:47:32 PM  
4 votes:
Should make the next offshore oil spill disaster more interesting...
2012-07-22 10:19:04 PM  
4 votes:
This is so retarded I can only hope it gave Issa cancer. Hopefully ass cancer.
2012-07-22 07:20:38 PM  
4 votes:
Fargin'a Issa-hole
2012-07-23 09:38:27 AM  
3 votes:
THE RONALD WILSON REAGAN EXCLUSIVE ECONOMIC ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING ONLY

THERE IS NO PARKING IN THE RONALD WILSON REAGAN EXCLUSIVE ECONOMIC ZONE
2012-07-23 12:25:47 AM  
3 votes:
It's amazing how this guy so consistently manages to out douche almost everyone else in his party. Particularly when you take into account the competition.

Issa
Bachmann
West
Walsh

The Four Horsemen of the Douchepocalypse
2012-07-22 11:47:50 PM  
3 votes:
Renaming stuff after Reagan? Again? Wow, these guys got nothing.
2012-07-22 11:34:38 PM  
3 votes:
Are they still pretending that he wasn't a RINO?
2012-07-22 07:42:29 PM  
3 votes:
Next time I'm at the local dive and I notice that some drunk has pissed or puked on the men's room floor, I promise to name it the Reagan Sea.

We're going to be suffering for that bastard's voodoo economics crap for generations.
2012-07-23 09:39:30 AM  
2 votes:

sprawl15: THE RONALD WILSON REAGAN EXCLUSIVE ECONOMIC ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING ONLY

THERE IS NO PARKING IN THE RONALD WILSON REAGAN EXCLUSIVE ECONOMIC ZONE


We both know what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
2012-07-23 06:32:58 AM  
2 votes:
INT. PSYCH WARD HALLWAY POV

b.vimeocdn.com
*PANT*PANT*PANT*WHEEZE*PANT*PANT*


(VO)
Sound the alarm! Mr. Issa has broken free of his restraints!
2012-07-23 04:14:54 AM  
2 votes:
So who wants to go sailing on the "I Do Not Recall Sea"?
2012-07-23 01:59:05 AM  
2 votes:

Brontes: Can a conservative please explain what Reagan did that was above and beyond other presidents before him?


He stuck it to the libs. All that silly "policy" crap is for elitists. Taxes? Spending? Debt? Budget deficits? Who gives a damn? This is all about team colors. Look, you're either waving a red bandanna or you're an enemy, get it? All good Republicans understand that Reagan really wanted to cut taxes, but he raised them to screw the libs. He wanted to cut spending, but he instituted the greatest federal spending program in the history of the US because it was the best way to piss off the libs. He wanted to save America, but there were a whole bunch of libs in it, so he had to destroy the country in order to save it.

Yeah, granted, Reagan single-handedly destroyed the middle class and set the US on the course towards becoming a third world nation with a crumbling infrastructure, but that's not important. What's really important is that he pissed off the libs.

Don't you get it? The good of the nation is irrelevant; the only thing that matters is pissing off the libs. If we have to destroy America to do that, then so be it. Red Bandannas forever!
2012-07-23 12:57:09 AM  
2 votes:
Traitor Bay?

The High Treason Seas?
2012-07-23 12:51:08 AM  
2 votes:
Speaking of manufactured popularity, Mitt Romney is buying twitter followers.

Click here to see followers who have a sketchy grasp of english, names such as MxOzvM, MJaB8A, MIoHXQ, Q2TDsh, NOrlzq, LljyVD, P8d5T0, NGSfc7, Mn92j9 and for some reason have no followers of their own.
2012-07-23 12:39:49 AM  
2 votes:
HA! priceless.

/I can has teh US of Alzheimers?
2012-07-23 12:33:10 AM  
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Surool: How long do you guys plan on sucking that dead guy's cock?

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pinkie.ponychan.net
2012-07-23 12:03:01 AM  
2 votes:
Notice that when you throw-up it sounds like you're saying "reaaaaaaagan"
2012-07-23 12:02:11 AM  
2 votes:
Bad move for the christian party - worshipping false idols and all that.
2012-07-22 11:53:12 PM  
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Surool: How long do you guys plan on sucking that dead guy's cock?

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You've won the thread, but I claim the assist.
2012-07-22 11:52:43 PM  
2 votes:
How long before the bill adding Reagan to the Holy Trinity?
2012-07-22 11:48:39 PM  
2 votes:
How long do you guys plan on sucking that dead guy's cock?
2012-07-22 11:46:54 PM  
2 votes:
The guy the Republicans would not even elect today because he was way too liberal.
2012-07-22 11:42:40 PM  
2 votes:

Huggermugger: Are they still pretending that he wasn't a RINO?


Are you kidding? Not only are they still pretending he -- excuse me, "He" with a capital H -- would not be run out of the Party on a rail for being too liberal, they are holding (their perception of) Him as their standard. Anybody who would have done anything even slightly differently than the way (they believe) He would have done is formally excommunicated from the Party; and none dare even think about blaspheming His name, lest they find out what sort of punishment the Party has in store for anyone who commits such a sin.

It will not be long until the following is made the new official motto of the Republican Party:

لا إله إلا يسوع المسيح، ورونالد ريغان رسول الله
2012-07-22 11:38:53 PM  
2 votes:
Reagan raised taxes, and sea levels will rise due to climage change. So they have that much in common.
2012-07-23 09:26:23 AM  
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: 1 In the beginning Reagan created the heavens and the earth.


Exodus 20:3 - "Thou shalt have no other Reagans before me."

// and they'd still miss the irony
2012-07-23 08:51:48 AM  
1 votes:
1 In the beginning Reagan created the heavens and the earth. 2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of Reagan was moving over the face of the waters.

3 And Reagan said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. 4 And Reagan saw that the light was good; and Reagan separated the light from the darkness. 5 Reagan called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.

6 And Reagan said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters." 7 And Reagan made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. 8 And Reagan called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.

9 And Reagan said, "Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear." And it was so. 10 Reagan called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And Reagan saw that it was good. 11 And Reagan said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth." And it was so. 12 The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And Reagan saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.

14 And Reagan said, "Let there be lights in the firmament of the heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for signs and for seasons and for days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the earth." And it was so. 16 And Reagan made the two great lights, the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night; he made the stars also. 17 And Reagan set them in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the day and over the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And Reagan saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.

20 And Reagan said, "Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the firmament of the heavens." 21 So Reagan created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And Reagan saw that it was good. 22 And Reagan blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth." 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.

24 And Reagan said, "Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds: cattle and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds." And it was so. 25 And Reagan made the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the ground according to its kind. And Reagan saw that it was good.

26 Then Reagan said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth." 27 So Reagan created man in his own image, in the image of Reagan he created him; male and female he created them. 28 And Reagan blessed them, and Reagan said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth." 29 And Reagan said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit; you shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food." And it was so. 31 And Reagan saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day.
2012-07-23 08:00:09 AM  
1 votes:
www.threadbombing.com
2012-07-23 05:48:04 AM  
1 votes:
If we're going to name something after Reagan, it should be something he's actually known for and speaks of his legacy.

I got it:

The Ronald W. Reagan National Debt.
2012-07-23 05:43:27 AM  
1 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: It's amazing how this guy so consistently manages to out douche almost everyone else in his party. Particularly when you take into account the competition.

Issa
Bachmann
West
Walsh

The Four Horsemen of the Douchepocalypse


You left out Cantor!
2012-07-23 05:42:43 AM  
1 votes:
Reagan was the greatest president.

/This message brought to you by the same people who judge Victoria Jackson, Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent, and Chuck Norris to be great entertainers.
2012-07-23 05:09:02 AM  
1 votes:
politics.x90x.net

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2012-07-23 03:53:26 AM  
1 votes:
images55.fotki.com
2012-07-23 03:47:10 AM  
1 votes:

Darth Macho: [www.c-spanvideo.org image 433x298]

Hail, Reagan Imperator Divus, Pater Patriae!


I don't know if the Reagan fanatics could accept a likeness of him being so brown.
2012-07-23 03:45:28 AM  
1 votes:
I am officially renaming my bathroom the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Lavatory. He deserves that honour.
2012-07-23 01:36:25 AM  
1 votes:

Curse of the Goth Kids: I'd like to amend the resolution to, in addition, rename Darrell Issa's mouth the Ronald Reagan National Cockholster.


I second that emotion.

All in favor...say Trickledown
2012-07-23 01:33:37 AM  
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: Brontes: Can a conservative please explain what Reagan did that was above and beyond other presidents before him?

- Helped win the Cold War.
- United the country.
- Brought integrity to the White House.
- Never raised taxes.
- Never compromised with terrorists.


Please don't post this. Some retards might actually believe it.
2012-07-23 12:42:28 AM  
1 votes:
I don't have a problem with honoring B actors. It's brutal acting opposite a chimp.

/also think we should recognize union leaders for their contributions to our democracy
2012-07-23 12:24:46 AM  
1 votes:
I sometimes wonder if part of the Republican mindset is to favor mythology over facts. It would seem to explain the right wing media's incessant deification of Reagan over the last 25 years. It would also explain why they seem to ignore the facts of his time in office. Can't let reality get in the way of a hard-forged creation story, you know.
2012-07-23 12:19:23 AM  
1 votes:
I would always refer to DCA as National Airport, but after getting a TSA groping both times I've flown out of there, I've decided it was appropriate that it would be named after a Republican hero.
2012-07-23 12:15:20 AM  
1 votes:
Ah, borrow-and-spend Reagan. He was such a conservative.
2012-07-23 12:13:00 AM  
1 votes:
The GOP thinks this is a good use of our tax dollars.
2012-07-23 12:11:51 AM  
1 votes:

FloydA: Next time I'm at the local dive and I notice that some drunk has pissed or puked on the men's room floor, I promise to name it the Reagan Sea.

We're going to be suffering for that bastard's voodoo economics crap for generations.


This beats repeating. Reagan has done more harm to the middle class than any other president in recent history. It's slowly catching up to corporations, who will soon no longer have a customer base.
2012-07-23 12:09:24 AM  
1 votes:
Find whichever body of water the Mexican drug cartels dump their corpses into and name that the Reagan Sea.

/Don't actually hate Reagan.
//Do hate his bastard child, the War on Drugs, though.
2012-07-22 11:58:01 PM  
1 votes:
Somebody remind them Reagan raised taxes, tripled the budget deficit and gave amnesty to 3 million illegal immigrants. That should nip this nonsense in the bud.
2012-07-22 11:52:35 PM  
1 votes:

AlteredChemical: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.

Listen, I'm all for naming things after the guys you admire. But this stinks of politics, so, no.


Just say no?
2012-07-22 11:48:00 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, Darrell. How many jobs have you created?
2012-07-22 11:36:31 PM  
1 votes:
Well at least this will help put cartographers to work, see the Republicans do create jobs.
2012-07-22 10:19:56 PM  
1 votes:
You gotta be f*ckin me. Congress already blackmailed the Washington Airport Authority and made them change the name of Washington National Airport to Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. They said "Change the name or else we're not releasing the money for improvements at National and Dulles". Reminds me of how Congress blackmailed the states to either raise their drinking age to 21 or get no Federal highway funds. Blackmail, it's illegal....except when the Government does it.
2012-07-22 07:23:10 PM  
1 votes:
Well, at least subby didn't hide behind "some guy." So there's that.

But I clicked it anyway, mainly to see if my guess of "Renaming it for Reagan: Great Idea, or Greatest Idea Ever?" turned out to be true.

Meh, sort of. But this "article" ends with a youtue montage of Reagan's "wittiest" moments, which you are encouraged to watch. It's not a sidebar...it's part of the article. Click it! It has over one million views, shouldn't you be one of them!?

Thus, I decree - your blog sucks.
 
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