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2012-07-22 07:06:35 PM
If they were ever to rename a body of water after President Reagan, I would make a special trip to personally p*** in it. And I'd be carrying four 2-litre bottles of soda pop in my luggage.
 
2012-07-22 07:20:38 PM
Fargin'a Issa-hole
 
2012-07-22 07:23:10 PM
Well, at least subby didn't hide behind "some guy." So there's that.

But I clicked it anyway, mainly to see if my guess of "Renaming it for Reagan: Great Idea, or Greatest Idea Ever?" turned out to be true.

Meh, sort of. But this "article" ends with a youtue montage of Reagan's "wittiest" moments, which you are encouraged to watch. It's not a sidebar...it's part of the article. Click it! It has over one million views, shouldn't you be one of them!?

Thus, I decree - your blog sucks.
 
2012-07-22 07:42:29 PM
Next time I'm at the local dive and I notice that some drunk has pissed or puked on the men's room floor, I promise to name it the Reagan Sea.

We're going to be suffering for that bastard's voodoo economics crap for generations.
 
2012-07-22 10:19:04 PM
This is so retarded I can only hope it gave Issa cancer. Hopefully ass cancer.
 
2012-07-22 10:19:56 PM
You gotta be f*ckin me. Congress already blackmailed the Washington Airport Authority and made them change the name of Washington National Airport to Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. They said "Change the name or else we're not releasing the money for improvements at National and Dulles". Reminds me of how Congress blackmailed the states to either raise their drinking age to 21 or get no Federal highway funds. Blackmail, it's illegal....except when the Government does it.
 
2012-07-22 10:22:30 PM
FTFA: Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) introduced legislation to rename nearly all U.S. Coastal waters after the country's 40th president.

*sigh*

Welcome to planet Reagan! During your visit, please enjoy some of the wonders of planet Reagan:
- The Great Pyramid of Reagan
- Hanging Gardens of Reaganlon
- The Great Wall of Reagan
- Reaganhenge
- Taj Mareagan
- The Reagan Canyon
 
2012-07-22 10:47:32 PM
Should make the next offshore oil spill disaster more interesting...
 
2012-07-22 11:04:58 PM

brantgoose: If they were ever to rename a body of water after President Reagan, I would make a special trip to personally p*** in it. And I'd be carrying four 2-litre bottles of soda pop in my luggage.


Hope you don't live in NYC. Bloomberg will soon be banning soda outright.
 
2012-07-22 11:34:38 PM
Are they still pretending that he wasn't a RINO?
 
2012-07-22 11:36:31 PM
Well at least this will help put cartographers to work, see the Republicans do create jobs.
 
2012-07-22 11:37:00 PM
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.

Listen, I'm all for naming things after the guys you admire. But this stinks of politics, so, no.
 
2012-07-22 11:37:26 PM
I'd like to amend the resolution to, in addition, rename Darrell Issa's mouth the Ronald Reagan National Cockholster.
 
2012-07-22 11:37:45 PM
Will this idea float or sink? Film at 11.

/using C-list celebrities
 
2012-07-22 11:38:53 PM
Reagan raised taxes, and sea levels will rise due to climage change. So they have that much in common.
 
2012-07-22 11:40:19 PM
JOBS CREATOR
 
2012-07-22 11:42:16 PM
I am a huge fan of Reagan but even I think this is too much.
 
2012-07-22 11:42:40 PM

Huggermugger: Are they still pretending that he wasn't a RINO?


Are you kidding? Not only are they still pretending he -- excuse me, "He" with a capital H -- would not be run out of the Party on a rail for being too liberal, they are holding (their perception of) Him as their standard. Anybody who would have done anything even slightly differently than the way (they believe) He would have done is formally excommunicated from the Party; and none dare even think about blaspheming His name, lest they find out what sort of punishment the Party has in store for anyone who commits such a sin.

It will not be long until the following is made the new official motto of the Republican Party:

لا إله إلا يسوع المسيح، ورونالد ريغان رسول الله
 
2012-07-22 11:46:54 PM
The guy the Republicans would not even elect today because he was way too liberal.
 
2012-07-22 11:47:50 PM
Renaming stuff after Reagan? Again? Wow, these guys got nothing.
 
2012-07-22 11:48:00 PM
Hey, Darrell. How many jobs have you created?
 
2012-07-22 11:48:39 PM
/nerd glasses on

You forget the Southern Ocean subby

/nerd glasses off
 
2012-07-22 11:48:39 PM
How long do you guys plan on sucking that dead guy's cock?
 
2012-07-22 11:51:28 PM

Surool: How long do you guys plan on sucking that dead guy's cock?


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-07-22 11:52:35 PM

AlteredChemical: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.

Listen, I'm all for naming things after the guys you admire. But this stinks of politics, so, no.


Just say no?
 
2012-07-22 11:52:43 PM
How long before the bill adding Reagan to the Holy Trinity?
 
2012-07-22 11:52:55 PM

Mildot: I am a huge fan of Reagan but even I think this is too much.


Y'know, it's like NIxon. Nixon may hove done some good things, but that whole Watergate thing removes him from most people's lists. And like Nixon, Reagan may hove done some good things, too. But that who Iran-Contra-Nun-Raping thing would remove him from most people's lists.
 
2012-07-22 11:53:12 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Surool: How long do you guys plan on sucking that dead guy's cock?

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You've won the thread, but I claim the assist.
 
2012-07-22 11:58:01 PM
Somebody remind them Reagan raised taxes, tripled the budget deficit and gave amnesty to 3 million illegal immigrants. That should nip this nonsense in the bud.
 
2012-07-23 12:02:11 AM
Bad move for the christian party - worshipping false idols and all that.
 
2012-07-23 12:02:25 AM
BRB I gotta take a wicked Reagan.
 
2012-07-23 12:03:01 AM
Notice that when you throw-up it sounds like you're saying "reaaaaaaagan"
 
2012-07-23 12:09:24 AM
Find whichever body of water the Mexican drug cartels dump their corpses into and name that the Reagan Sea.

/Don't actually hate Reagan.
//Do hate his bastard child, the War on Drugs, though.
 
2012-07-23 12:11:51 AM

FloydA: Next time I'm at the local dive and I notice that some drunk has pissed or puked on the men's room floor, I promise to name it the Reagan Sea.

We're going to be suffering for that bastard's voodoo economics crap for generations.


This beats repeating. Reagan has done more harm to the middle class than any other president in recent history. It's slowly catching up to corporations, who will soon no longer have a customer base.
 
2012-07-23 12:13:00 AM
The GOP thinks this is a good use of our tax dollars.
 
2012-07-23 12:15:20 AM
Ah, borrow-and-spend Reagan. He was such a conservative.
 
2012-07-23 12:15:43 AM

Guidette Frankentits: BRB I gotta take a wicked Reagan.


Don't forget to wipe and flush when you're done.
 
2012-07-23 12:19:23 AM
I would always refer to DCA as National Airport, but after getting a TSA groping both times I've flown out of there, I've decided it was appropriate that it would be named after a Republican hero.
 
2012-07-23 12:22:44 AM

AlteredChemical: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.

Listen, I'm all for naming things after the guys you admire. But this stinks of politics, so, no.


Bears repeating.
 
2012-07-23 12:24:46 AM
I sometimes wonder if part of the Republican mindset is to favor mythology over facts. It would seem to explain the right wing media's incessant deification of Reagan over the last 25 years. It would also explain why they seem to ignore the facts of his time in office. Can't let reality get in the way of a hard-forged creation story, you know.
 
2012-07-23 12:25:47 AM
It's amazing how this guy so consistently manages to out douche almost everyone else in his party. Particularly when you take into account the competition.

Issa
Bachmann
West
Walsh

The Four Horsemen of the Douchepocalypse
 
2012-07-23 12:27:35 AM
Well, that's a stupid idea.
 
2012-07-23 12:27:53 AM

fusillade762: Somebody remind them Reagan raised taxes, tripled the budget deficit and gave amnesty to 3 million illegal immigrants. That should nip this nonsense in the bud.


Tip O'Neill made him do all the bad stuff
 
2012-07-23 12:33:10 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Surool: How long do you guys plan on sucking that dead guy's cock?

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pinkie.ponychan.net
 
2012-07-23 12:33:18 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Find whichever body of water the Mexican drug cartels dump their corpses into and name that the Reagan Sea.

/Don't actually hate Reagan.
//Do hate his bastard child, the War on Drugs, though.


The US government is training anti-drug specialists in Ghana and plans to do the same in Nigeria and Kenya
Hasn't anyone told them to "Just say no"?
 
2012-07-23 12:35:45 AM
Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.
kiddunot.com
 
2012-07-23 12:39:49 AM
HA! priceless.

/I can has teh US of Alzheimers?
 
2012-07-23 12:42:28 AM
I don't have a problem with honoring B actors. It's brutal acting opposite a chimp.

/also think we should recognize union leaders for their contributions to our democracy
 
2012-07-23 12:44:11 AM
He did sign the Law of the Seas convention in 1982, which might have been the biggest thing to happen to US maritime rights since the 3 mile "cannonshot rule".
 
2012-07-23 12:47:03 AM
Because Reagan, like water, makes conservatives wet.
 
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